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[JIMKSI64]

My wife buys this crap I can not even eat. I call it Industrial Bacon. In a big long black John Morell bag and it's paper thin and 90% cooked.
She likes it for a quick snack with no carbs.

I also as others have said have Bacon only on the weekends. Nirvana has got to be the grilled pork bellies hands down. I have made and shared a bacon weave it was nasty, way to much salt.
45 years ago Bacon wrapped hotdogs was a thing.
Bacon should be done on a flat griddle or the oven. You may microwave your Bacon but never MY Bacon.
And we end the Bacon panel with a Bacon Joke.

A Priest and a Rabbi are on a plane together going to a religious conference. While in flight they talk about many things. The topic went to the differences in banned acts or foods or whatnot. The Priest remarks that he understands that the Jewish faith precludes eating Pork. The Rabbi agrees and he says that a Priest takes a Vow of Celibacy but as a Rabbi he can be married.
The two men ponder on that and the Rabbi leans in and says, " you know what I will admit in divinity school I stopped at a Deli and I got a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich, which was a sin"
The Priest leans in and whispers, " when I was in divinity school I had an encounter with a woman of low moral character and we engaged in Carnal Sin.
The Rabbi looked over and said" Better than a BLT wasn't it "

 

[ChairmanFester]

A friend of mine was in a band called The Breakfast and one of their songs was "Liquified Bacon".
Shit bacon you can dehydrate and crumble for a shaker I guess. I love my dehydrator, it can even do weed drying with the heat element off, it's frictionless fan just slow glides all day. It still takes like 14 days but it's perfect as long as your humidity and temps are generally earth-like. It's an 18 tray commercial model so it's got the space.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Mid 50s and all beat to Hell. I’m gonna stick with the alcohol and cannabis

Late 50's and I don't give a FUCKKKK! lmfao

Ima meet God soon enough,

might as well


get to know



Her first!

 

[Florida_Mike]

"Ancient Egyptian Nuclear Submarine"

1st is GPT - 2nd is Stable Diffusion

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Ha! that picture looks like me

Jeff Bridges is Florida Mike

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

A friend of mine was in a band called The Breakfast and one of their songs was "Liquified Bacon".
Shit bacon you can dehydrate and crumble for a shaker I guess. I love my dehydrator, it can even do weed drying with the heat element off, it's frictionless fan just slow glides all day. It still takes like 14 days but it's perfect as long as your humidity and temps are generally earth-like. It's an 18 tray commercial model so it's got the space.

That’s pretty cool do you wet trim first or dry trim after. I hang dry for 14 days and then trim. As Ive gotten older I don’t waste much time trimming anything but fan leaves. Sugar leaves stay on and get plucked prior to being smoked, sometimes. Larger kolas get the canna brush basically a basting silicone brush that does a good job at sugar leaf removal without destroying the buds.

 

[BB22]

"Ancient Egyptian Nuclear Submarine"

1st is GPT - 2nd is Stable Diffusion

Any SCUBA peeps out there ?

Who’s on board ?

 

[Florida_Mike]

Any SCUBA peeps out there ?

Who’s on board ?

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I'd love too but I have terrible sinuses. I tried to go to 'The Ocean Corporation' commercial dive school in Houston TX in the 80's and they refused to take me when I told them about my sinuses.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Stable Diffusion

 

[NisterMice]

Damn, I spotted purple trichomes in one of my plants. I can't take photos with my microscope, but I just did an image search until I found something very similiar - identical even when it comes to the colored trichome heads:

The purple pheno of the Pineapple Poison, appears to be more on the indica side. Mellow and floaty high. I wish I could share some with you guys. Would love to hear your opinion. Maybe purple trichomes aren't that rare even, but it really looks awesome.

 

[RootFarmer]

I get great results when my pictures are a blend of AI and GIMP tools, it ends up being I think 20% say of the workload. Sometimes when you just can't get something to blend right or some shit you can just order AI to do it. I tend to talk to mine extraneously a lot and asked it to profile me and provide a weekly "Sports Center" report on usage statistics. This helps because now it helps me get around filters a lot if I ask it for advice on that.

I've used GIMP to torture, twist, mangle and manipulate ordinary photos into abstract digital artwork. It was slow and crashed a lot. But that was probably because of my laptop. Haven't used it in a few years.

 

[Putthataway]

Good evening happy Friday farmers!

 

[closettrapper217]

Lol. It's literally the safest hallucinogen you can do,
especially when you make it yourself and you know
for sure that its pure. Our brains make DMT. No long
term effects and it's 1/2 life is like minutes to hrs vs
5-7 days for other hallucinogens or weeks for mdma
(tolerance & serotonin reset)

It is a heavy trip but in the grand scheme of things dmt go to Pluto ten minutes boom come back no hangover nothing.

I’ve eaten shitty acid that made me feel like I had a jellyfish on top of my skull for like five days lmao

A good one is one time I tried to buy “Molly” in south Florida and clearly got flacka or something and ate like a gram I literally walked out of this party and walked like 15 miles to the middle of nowhere before I even realized what I was doing haha ughh I felt like I was smoky in the chicken coop for days hahaha

Yeah dmt in my recliner I can get done during a commercial break no problem lmaooo

 

[Florida_Mike]

I'd try that one too if you know where to download it. It can generate basically flash sheets tattoo style of parts to cut.

For Stable Diffusion just ask GPT to help you with it. Take a ss of your system that shows your gpu and ram and vram and give it to gpt and it'll tell you if you have enough pony's under the hood.

Here's a very short summary to install Stable Diffusion locally:

1. Install Python (3.10.6 recommended)
2. Install Git
3. Clone a repo (e.g., AUTOMATIC1111 Web UI):

 

[Florida_Mike]

 

[Captspaulding]

Hi.

That video is fucking bonkers.
You will fit in fine sir!

 

[Captspaulding]

I've done DMT which is why I don't do DMT lol. It was fun once.

Sometimes with somefolks, alls they need is a tune up to get another 100k outta the ride.
Im a huge fan.
Air conditioner even.

 

[Mikedin]

I never hope for Bacon, you have to got get it.
Actually Bacon is on my In Stock Items list. When I am low on bacon it is also exempt from the not on sale rule.
I will run out of cannabis before I will run out of Bacon
Yes I just said that

Local place does Smithfield on sale buy 2 get 3 free I’ll grab 15 packs at a time and freeze em lol bacon is life.

 

[Captspaulding]

I never hope for Bacon, you have to got get it.
Actually Bacon is on my In Stock Items list. When I am low on bacon it is also exempt from the not on sale rule.
I will run out of cannabis before I will run out of Bacon
Yes I just said that

Im here for my pig.
All this ytalk about bacon is making me want to cook this



And bacon on sale, so were buying it all,….
This is a damned classic.
Special thanks to canada for producing these fine specimens, harley and muscles glasses are true men of the craft.

 

[Captspaulding]

Id eat the kelp outta her doodoo