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[closettrapper217]

Smoke two joints in times of peace and two in time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke some more!

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Smoke two joints in times of peace and two in time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke some more!

Double Barrel sunrise. You’re doing it right.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Listen… hear me out… @Captspaulding … many years in the future when the time comes…. just… come on…. It would fit so well

I’d be thrown out for laughing.

 

[JIMKSI64]

I was gunna get high, but then I got high.
I was gunna hit that bowl I packed, but then I got high.
Now I got a roach and a full bowl and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Here's some stats for ya!

 

[Captspaulding]

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That first toilet seems chill as fuck man. He apparently can roll a mean blunt

 

[Captspaulding]

I was gunna get high, but then I got high.
I was gunna hit that bowl I packed, but then I got high.
Now I got a roach and a full bowl and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high

So that Afroman guy, he’s a legit piece of work, wanna see him do something crazy?
This fucking killed me when I saw it first time the song because I got high as fucking great not too sure about the dude who wrote it though

 

[Captspaulding]

Listen… hear me out… @Captspaulding … many years in the future when the time comes…. just… come on…. It would fit so well

My dogs are even there it’s perfect

 

[Captspaulding]

We could use more clowns
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Smoke them multiple plurals!

Many,
Quantifiable?





Never.

 

[Captspaulding]

Here's some other telling metrics they could add:

Across your 2,369 posts on THCFarmer, you’ve earned a total of 9,603 reactions—averaging about 3.92 reactions per post, which is a strong sign of consistent engagement. But the real story lies in the quality and type of reactions you’ve received.

The three most dominant reaction types—Like (3,628), Haha (2,978), and Love (2,689)—make up over 96% of all your feedback. These represent appreciation, agreement, laughter, and good vibes, showing that your content resonates with the community on multiple levels. The remaining Wow (200), Sad (97), and Angry (11) reactions account for just over 3%, but even those aren't negative in this context. As you rightly pointed out, they're more about expressing shared shock, empathy, or righteous anger—often aimed at a situation, not at you.

So in short, 100% of your reactions represent emotional connection and engagement with your content—whether it's making people laugh, think, feel, or rally behind you. Whether it's a tip, a joke, a rant, or just a solid grow update, your posts are leaving an impression. That’s not just good posting, mon—it’s community-building.

Well, goddamn look at you just busting the metrics all out the frame, dude
When you put it like that, I’m even more humbled. I guess you know being nice really does pay off even though I do get my fair share haters man, but I really just kill them with kindness until they’re dead as a doornail.
I appreciate your deep dive this morning man it’s going great with my coffee and my spliff and my smile

 

[Captspaulding]

If I could assign a sole AI to simply log and mine data and feed me stupid stats all the time like C-3PO, I'd do it in seconds. "You used 10% less strokes to make that PB&J!"

Hahahaha!
Yes.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Here’s BOB BARKER:

 

[ChairmanFester]

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[Captspaulding]

Here’s BOB BARKER:
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Looks like you spayed or neutered your pets
It’s a sexy looking plant, bro

 

[Captspaulding]

Love it

 

[Captspaulding]

@FloridaMike had to spend the last few days at the pull a part,
Snatched a entire steering assembly,
Radiator mount, and all the bs inbetween then had rip of the completely destroyed front end off my kids car, got all the refurbed gear on, now i have to mount the plastics and pop rivet everything in place,

Whistle and walk away and dump the giant bucket of bolts that are left over behind a tree somewhere kidding its only line 20
The old front end was missing like 50 so it’s an improvement by any standard fuck Hondas

My whole point in telling you all this is that I slacked on flushing, but I did treat everything with Hydro guard and it did a pretty good job. I’m kind of impressed with the shit but that said I’ve got some things that I gotta do outside and then once I’m done I’ll be coming in here to Run the flush and get everything re-situated with fresh nutes another dose of Hydro guard and I shall let them set sail into the future.
By the looks of them, I should be able to snag my first round of cuttings next week sometime

 

[Florida_Mike]

I’d be thrown out for laughing.

I'd just roll my own self out the door,
I'd be laughing soooo fn hard...

 

[Captspaulding]

Here's some stats for ya!

Atta boy.

 

[Captspaulding]

Double Barrel sunrise. You’re doing it right.

I love that term. I’ve never heard that before. I fuck with that though.

 

[Captspaulding]

Gangsta lean,
Initiated.
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