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[MartyMcFly42oh]

Where did you get the ak47?

Local shop had it on the menu, the cultivator specializes in old school strains and fancy packaging, basically preying on people’s nostalgia I tried there Maui wowie, afghan skunk,purple haze and now the ak47. I like it it’s definitely got me feeling like the back of my head is missing but I also mixed up some extract with the buds.

I need your expert input... when it comes to sativa hybrids, which ones would you grow? Did you grow or smoke any good strains that take around 10/11 weeks of flowering max? Any good indica strains with sativa (like) effects would also be welcome.

Some strains/seeds in question:

• Strawberry Cough (Dutch Passion)
• C99 Cinderella (Any breeder)
• AK47 (Serious Seeds)
• S.A.G.E. (TH Seeds)
• Atomic Haze (Paradise Seeds)
• Buddha's Sister (Soma Seeds)
• California Haze (Humboldt)

Any input appreciated.

so i grew strawberry cough from growers choice seeds, not sure how reliable they are definitely wasn’t the strawberry cough that I remember smoking back in 2010, so not really because I don’t think it was legit.
I’ve grown a cross of c99 with pbb referred to as pbb x cman that plant was beautiful and finished after nine weeks

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Where did you get the ak47?

Photos:

 

[NisterMice]

Local shop had it on the menu, the cultivator specializes in old school strains and fancy packaging, basically preying on people’s nostalgia I tried there Maui wowie, afghan skunk,purple haze and now the ak47. I like it it’s definitely got me feeling like the back of my head is missing but I also mixed up some extract with the buds.

so i grew strawberry cough from growers choice seeds, not sure how reliable they are definitely wasn’t the strawberry cough that I remember smoking back in 2010, so not really because I don’t think it was legit.
I’ve grown a cross of c99 with pbb referred to as pbb x cman that plant was beautiful and finished after nine weeks View attachment 2472980

Much love for your answer man!

I have Strawberry Cough seeds from Dutch Passion. Got them for free last Summer - because of some herming issue with their Tropical (Stinker) Tangie. Didn't bust any of them beans open though... I never really smoked Strawberry Cough as far as I remember. I had some Strawberry Diesel in Amsterdam that was very good - not really Sativa but a great balanced effect, similiar to good Cheese. I did grow Strawberry Cookies from SSSC last run, but something was fucked up with the strain or I made mistakes, because it had micro seeds. Didn't spot them until the bud was pretty much gone, kept hacking my loungs out on that shit...

So how was your experience with the real S.C.? That C99 cross looks fucking amazing man!

 

[NisterMice]

Photos:
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Can you also get the Serious Seeds version? All the Euro shit is pretty much at my doorstep, so I'm just curious about the seed market abroad.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Much love for your answer man!

I have Strawberry Cough seeds from Dutch Passion. Got them for free last Summer - because of some herming issue with their Tropical (Stinker) Tangie. Didn't bust any of them beans open though... I never really smoked Strawberry Cough as far as I remember. I had some Strawberry Diesel in Amsterdam that was very good - not really Sativa but a great balanced effect, similiar to good Cheese. I did grow Strawberry Cookies from SSSC last run, but something was fucked up with the strain or I made mistakes, because it had micro seeds. Didn't spot them until the bud was pretty much gone, kept hacking my loungs out on that shit...

So how was your experience with the real S.C.? That C99 cross looks fucking amazing man!

So I bought a pack from dutch passion too, and just got put on back burner, so I’m curious about seeing how your grow goes. As far as smoking it, …. Incredible
My buddy brought some on a fishing trip out to the salmon river in pulaski ny. It was very similar to the taste of strawberry chapstick and you naturally wanted to take a big pull. But while you held it in the smoke felt like it expanded in your lungs forcing you to cough. I ripped the bowl so hard I puked. I was on I90 west at two am cleaning my windshield high out of my mind, we got going and realized that there was a rest area a quarter mile further up, I got lucky that a cop didn’t catch me on the side of the road reeking of strawberry, weed, and puke me and my pie eyed compadre giggling like a couple window licking morons. Good times man. Fish were caught drugs were smoked cops avoided

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Can you also get the Serious Seeds version? All the Euro shit is pretty much at my doorstep, so I'm just curious about the seed market abroad.

For the ak47? I don’t know? I have a pack of North Atlantic seed companies white label, stashed away. I just got some land race seeds from real seed company out of uk but that was my first time using a seed company that wasn’t in the states.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Much love for your answer man!

I have Strawberry Cough seeds from Dutch Passion. Got them for free last Summer - because of some herming issue with their Tropical (Stinker) Tangie. Didn't bust any of them beans open though... I never really smoked Strawberry Cough as far as I remember. I had some Strawberry Diesel in Amsterdam that was very good - not really Sativa but a great balanced effect, similiar to good Cheese. I did grow Strawberry Cookies from SSSC last run, but something was fucked up with the strain or I made mistakes, because it had micro seeds. Didn't spot them until the bud was pretty much gone, kept hacking my loungs out on that shit...

So how was your experience with the real S.C.? That C99 cross looks fucking amazing man!

That Peanut Butter Breath crossed with Cinderella Man was from @Captspaulding easily one of the sexiest plants I’ve ever grown.

 

[NisterMice]

So I bought a pack from dutch passion too, and just got put on back burner, so I’m curious about seeing how your grow goes. As far as smoking it, …. Incredible
My buddy brought some on a fishing trip out to the salmon river in pulaski ny. It was very similar to the taste of strawberry chapstick and you naturally wanted to take a big pull. But while you held it in the smoke felt like it expanded in your lungs forcing you to cough. I ripped the bowl so hard I puked. I was on I90 west at two am cleaning my windshield high out of my mind, we got going and realized that there was a rest area a quarter mile further up, I got lucky that a cop didn’t catch me on the side of the road reeking of strawberry, weed, and puke me and my pie eyed compadre giggling like a couple window licking morons. Good times man. Fish were caught drugs were smoked cops avoided

Great read! The puking part reminds me of a fella we refered to as "puker" because with him it was only a matter of time with the bong hits. He didn't throw up from caughing though but rather suddenly turned pale and quiet after a couple of hits.

Your description of the loung expansion makes me wonder... perhaps it wasn't only the microseeds but the Strawberry Cough in the strain added insult to injury when it came to the Strawberry Cookies...

Oh btw, some support clerk from the Dutch Passion team told me, that there is a pink pheno to look out for. In his words it's "really worthwhile". So perhaps we get to see one of these pink fuckers.

I wonder if it would fit together with my freebie of Melonade Runtz. The SC is said to benefit from 5 weeks veg, which is a bit odd for a sativa leaning strain. Currently I'm obsessed with the Double Dutch and will add at least 1 plant per run, until I find an even better indica.

 

[Captspaulding]

Great read! The puking part reminds me of a fella we refered to as "puker" because with him it was only a matter of time with the bong hits. He didn't throw up from caughing though but rather suddenly turned pale and quiet after a couple of hits.

Your description of the loung expansion makes me wonder... perhaps it wasn't only the microseeds but the Strawberry Cough in the strain added insult to injury when it came to the Strawberry Cookies...

Oh btw, some support clerk from the Dutch Passion team told me, that there is a pink pheno to look out for. In his words it's "really worthwhile". So perhaps we get to see one of these pink fuckers.

I wonder if it would fit together with my freebie of Melonade Runtz. The SC is said to benefit from 5 weeks veg, which is a bit odd for a sativa leaning strain. Currently I'm obsessed with the Double Dutch and will add at least 1 plant per run, until I find an even better indica.

Man the pbb cman,
Legit af.
I also have a pbb okie cman
And a pbb maui okieman 86
I havent cracked that one out yet though.
3 very distinct phenos
All killer,
I have 7 going now, just threw one in a 7gal to mother. That strain clones well, and yeilds amazing.
Clone pics next
I really enjoyed vegging them to 4ft tall in 1 gallon pots
Post stretch in flower they got crazy top heavy at close to 5ft.
It was a puzzle leaning them on each
Other.

 

[Captspaulding]

The clones of pbb cman.
Cant wait to swim through that madness after im done running this peaceblaster x the world run,
Ill have my hands full with that for a 4-5 month stretch.
Then we go back for more.

 

[Captspaulding]

Da-da-da-da-ta-da! CAPTAIN HERO TO THE RESCUE! I will merely shrink myself and fly through the fuel system at high speed and... WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!

Doc?!!!!!
Nooooooooooo!
Bastards!
I thought it was the libyans….



I do smoke weedus.
Plural.

 

[Captspaulding]

Yes sir.....thats why I've been chatting with this awesome group of heads. I need my buds to be bigger and denser.....

Oh this group of knuckleheads will def help you smoke it too.

 

[NisterMice]

Man the pbb cman,
Legit af.
I also have a pbb okie cman
And a pbb maui okieman 86
I havent cracked that one out yet though.
3 very distinct phenos
All killer,
I have 7 going now, just threw one in a 7gal to mother. That strain clones well, and yeilds amazing.
Clone pics next
I really enjoyed vegging them to 4ft tall in 1 gallon pots
Post stretch in flower they got crazy top heavy at close to 5ft.
It was a puzzle leaning them on each
Other.

Man, you really put in some work! How long have you been breeding again? 10 or 20 years?

4ft is quite tall for indoor. My record was about 6.2ft with a Jack Herer. Wish I still had a pack of these. It were regs even, so the pack had endless potential... That leaning part also seems like fun in a twisted way - like playing a game of Twister with plants lol

As for the sexy pics:

 

[Captspaulding]

Is that a potassium deficiency? Been phing to 6.5

Are you in soil?
Or are you hydro?
Because to me man, I hate to say it, but that looks like calcium. It’s nowhere near anything having to do with potassium. It doesn’t look like it’s anything PK related at all.
And what stage your growth is your plant in? Is it flowering and can I have a picture of your entire plant because that would definitely help me diagnose your issue but that being said I have a pretty good idea what’s going on? I just wanna be sure pics, bro

 

[Captspaulding]

Man, you really put in some work! How long have you been breeding again? 10 or 20 years?

4ft is quite tall for indoor. My record was about 6.2ft with a Jack Herer. Wish I still had a pack of these. It were regs even, so the pack had endless potential... That leaning part also seems like fun in a twisted way - like playing a game of Twister with plants lol

As for the sexy pics:

A musical conessuer i see.
Prince was tough af.
Could play anything,
And was a pocket pro on bass.
I have been growing off and on for a long time, but i really dont count my outdoor guerilla days,
So many ups and downs, crops being stolen, or found, and animals eating all of it.
Only a few outdoor successes south of the poconos.
That said ive been growing consistantly as a lifestyle, for going on 26 years. Only time that I haven’t been playing in the dirt is when I was on forced vacation other than that there isn’t a day that’s gone by that. I haven’t been growing in those 26 years and I’ve basically been breeding the whole time as well just not every single run and I have taken a few years off from breeding now and again. Space issues always dictate my breeding aspirations.
But nowadays, man, I’ll get kind of crazy and put full on breeds together in the same room vegging and flowering with independent ventilation systems and monitoring between growth stages.
Ill just take one male and let him have the whole grow area, and finish up the run, then start again.
Or go full perpetual like i am now in one spot. Its totally doable. Right now I have three proposed mothers and a tent in a room that I will be flowering in. since the tent will be isolated When flowering happens you don’t ever have to worry about cross pollinating anything because of the light schedules are different if I happen to have Some funny business happen in the flower area (fucking fems and genetic herms i always find them though. Im a damned proctologist when ibhave photo/fem runs) It doesn’t really matter as long as my tent has a different pressurization than the rest of the room and it’s isolated well enough which I use contractors plastic to do and cut it off from the rest of the room do diligent in those respects and you can have banger crops while running a veg space in the same area As long as you dont slip up regarding lighting, I will have my veg room back ay the end of august so its gonna get a little crazy here soon.
Less headache with both spots.
My ridiculous long-winded way of saying yep

 

[NisterMice]

A musical conessuer i see.
Prince was tough af.
Could play anything,
And was a pocket pro on bass.
I have been growing off and on for a long time, but i really dont count my outdoor guerilla days,
So many ups and downs, crops being stolen, or found, and animals eating all of it.
Only a few outdoor successes south of the poconos.
That said ive been growing consistantly as a lifestyle, for going on 26 years. Only time that I haven’t been playing in the dirt is when I was on forced vacation other than that there isn’t a day that’s gone by that. I haven’t been growing in those 26 years and I’ve basically been breeding the whole time as well just not every single run and I have taken a few years off from breeding now and again. Space issues always dictate my breeding aspirations.
But nowadays, man, I’ll get kind of crazy and put full on breeds together in the same room vegging and flowering with independent ventilation systems and monitoring between growth stages.
Ill just take one male and let him have the whole grow area, and finish up the run, then start again.
Or go full perpetual like i am now in one spot. Its totally doable. Right now I have three proposed mothers and a tent in a room that I will be flowering in. since the tent will be isolated When flowering happens you don’t ever have to worry about cross pollinating anything because of the light schedules are different if I happen to have Some funny business happen in the flower area (fucking fems and genetic herms i always find them though. Im a damned proctologist when ibhave photo/fem runs) It doesn’t really matter as long as my tent has a different pressurization than the rest of the room and it’s isolated well enough which I use contractors plastic to do and cut it off from the rest of the room do diligent in those respects and you can have banger crops while running a veg space in the same area As long as you dont slip up regarding lighting, I will have my veg room back ay the end of august so its gonna get a little crazy here soon.
Less headache with both spots.
My ridiculous long-winded way of saying yep

I have seeds from my Purple Cookie Kush run. It seems as if it was pollinated from outside. I couldn't spot any male flowers, nanners etc. Only makes me wonder what kind of bastard honkey tonk shit weed was the pollinator lol. I suspect the neighbour boys, they were probably fucking around with them gas station seeds.

Also the Orange Bud 2.0 had one single seed in the top cola for some reason. Perhaps left over polm from the previous run, but only fuck knows. I'm keeping the seed. Perhaps it will be banger, plus the plant showed no other signs of herming or issues.

Yeah prince was like a one man band for real. That sexy mf song I first heard on my first acid trip. It was almost too much to handle. We took shelter from the freezing cold in the car of a friend. The radio was on and then this fucking song started playing. For a moment I thought I lost it and that my mind would make up its own radio songs. Crazy shit I tell ya

 

[Captspaulding]

I have seeds from my Purple Cookie Kush run. It seems as if it was pollinated from outside. I couldn't spot any male flowers, nanners etc. Only makes me wonder what kind of bastard honkey tonk shit weed was the pollinator lol. I suspect the neighbour boys, they were probably fucking around with them gas station seeds.

Also the Orange Bud 2.0 had one single seed in the top cola for some reason. Perhaps left over polm from the previous run, but only fuck knows. I'm keeping the seed. Perhaps it will be banger, plus the plant showed no other signs of herming or issues.

Yeah prince was like a one man band for real. That sexy mf song I first heard on my first acid trip. It was almost too much to handle. We took shelter from the freezing cold in the car of a friend. The radio was on and then this fucking song started playing. For a moment I thought I lost it and that my mind would make up its own radio songs. Crazy shit I tell ya

Hey man, that one seed that’ll be fine dude odds are that it’s not genetically imprinted with any type of anomalies because when it comes to that and hermaphrodite plants unless caused by your own stressing to create more seeds, its totally a numbers game. Odds are on your side.
As far as your Neighbor degerate knucklehead kiddos you never know
They may have been growing that “saint domesizzle jesus nugget 5k platinum facemelt velociraptor claw air wolf headbandington the lll esquire” shit.
But yeah. Most likely that backyard boogie nope. Either way, id poke that bear.
SOMETIMES bears are rad,

Othertimes they think you and your crop would look better ripped to shreds.
I would still try tho,


I mean, professional breeders go out of their way to breed rudaralis skank into quality genetics and then sell them at a premium all damned day,
You may have lighting in a bottle that you would never know about if you didnt try.


Also, bc shroedingers cat.
it could be is or isnt.

Or is.






Most likely isnt tho.


Or is.

 

[NisterMice]

Hey man, that one seed that’ll be fine dude odds are that it’s not genetically imprinted with any type of anomalies because when it comes to that and hermaphrodite plants unless caused by your own stressing to create more seeds, its totally a numbers game. Odds are on your side.
As far as your Neighbor degerate knucklehead kiddos you never know
They may have been growing that “saint domesizzle jesus nugget 5k platinum facemelt velociraptor claw air wolf headbandington the lll esquire” shit.
But yeah. Most likely that backyard boogie nope. Either way, id poke that bear.
SOMETIMES bears are rad,

Othertimes they think you and your crop would look better ripped to shreds.
I would still try tho,


I mean, professional breeders go out of their way to breed rudaralis skank into quality genetics and then sell them at a premium all damned day,
You may have lighting in a bottle that you would never know about if you didnt try.


Also, bc shroedingers cat.
it could be is or isnt.

Or is.






Most likely isnt tho.


Or is.

LMAO man you could be right, they probably were growing the Huckleberry Knucklefucker F4, the flyest shit in town

Yeah it would be a big risk to grow out the PCK but the Orange should be fine as you said.

 

[donkanaille94]

ahoo, what's poppin'?

quit my job today, going to work for the municipal utilities (Stadtwerke, it's translated literally into 'city works') on 01. september. it's not as much money, but not such a hustle and i get to have far more spare time on my hands, so i got that going for me, which is nice.

going to kiss the family, gf and homes goodbye and off to naples i fuck.

Problem is italy is still not legal, but they are cool. Got to fly under the radar again.

bravo six, going dark.

(Oh, my applefritters. Ahhh, sister can care for them)

 

[ChairmanFester]

I like his new show because he gives people a chance to speak who other platforms won’t allow on to share their views or even studies. I didn’t watch fax or any tv so I really wasn’t aware of his news reporting. I saw a video of getting yelled at a half decade or more him getting harassed by some guy while he was headed fishing in all his fishing gear. Dude starts saying something about he security and he’s like I don’t have any. I can see your point about how you were on the fence. His interview style can differ where it’s a debate or just let them tell the story. Either way like or dislike him on fax this clip was hilarious.

Is it maybe when or how you catch some of these guys? I remember some show where Alex Jones was a guest about the secret rich people in the woods political club, I forgot... some "grove". Anyways they snuck into the property and Jones was pretty normal unlike his show. The Putin interview... well what do you do when you're in a country with Gulags and the Premier starts ranting about alternate history in 1200AD? He shouldn't have done it, it's the same schizo-babble we always get from the guy so it's not some breaking news.
I'm sorry if this breaks a rule but I hate China to my bones. Of course they're doing scumbag shit, they always do. The way to beat shitty pot shops is local pot farm markets and nuking the Three Gorges Dam. This will wash away 80% of all economic value in China in one flood, and no amount of AA can stop it. Within one hour they'd be back to the Age of 100 States.