I can connect all these facts, but you'll faint.
Yeah it's pretty wild: "The tablets contain a formula of slow-acting organic nitrogen, bone meal fertilizer, blood meal, feather meal, fish meal, natural humic acids and beneficial soil bacteria. The beneficial soil bacteria improve the soil and contribute to the good uptake of the fertilizers..."
Is this a joke, is this a joke? Of course it is...
It's this new thing called organic farming. Just came out recently ~ 12000 years ago..I'm sorry, but I don't understand what the hell you're talking about. Just let me destroy the global industry.
My God, this is amazing. I have to try this before I shoot myself.It's this new thing called organic farming. Just came out recently ~ 12000 years ago.
Simply put, you will feed the soil instead of feeding the plant directly. Organisms in the soil will feed the plant in return.
Best thing is, just as with mixing chemicals/minerals, you could do everything yourself and even spend nothing at all if you have sources like farms, fish tanks, lakes etc. When you try to figure it all out on your own it might take forever to find the right mix, but there are some who have done it before and shared what to use and how to use it for free. I'm just lazy so I bought a ready to use product. I will see how it goes.
There are reasons, plus pros and cons for all methods, so it makes no sense to discuss what is better. All depends on what the grower prefers. I didn't try all growing methods yet, but from a smoker perspective I tried everything and prefer organic weed (unless it's totally botched). If somebody else likes hydro or whatever the most, thats totally cool with me too.
I would never have thought of that. It's convenient, isn't it?
I saw an amazing woman on the Internet who grows peppers. Her peppers are very big because she wears glasses. She says smart things, but I don't understand what she's saying. If I did, I would know why she needs so much fertilizer. I'll tell her about this new method.It's this new thing called organic farming. Just came out recently ~ 12000 years ago.
Simply put, you will feed the soil instead of feeding the plant directly. Organisms in the soil will feed the plant in return.
Best thing is, just as with mixing chemicals/minerals, you could do everything yourself and even spend nothing at all if you have sources like farms, fish tanks, lakes etc. When you try to figure it all out on your own it might take forever to find the right mix, but there are some who have done it before and shared what to use and how to use it for free. I'm just lazy so I bought a ready to use product. I will see how it goes.
There are reasons, plus pros and cons for all methods, so it makes no sense to discuss what is better. All depends on what the grower prefers. I didn't try all growing methods yet, but from a smoker perspective I tried everything and prefer organic weed (unless it's totally botched). If somebody else likes hydro or whatever the most, thats totally cool with me too.
Actually once you mixed your soil up, it's as easy as taking a piss. But if you really would make your own living soil, it's either ordering alot of basic materials that you often only can buy in big kg quantities, or running around like a maniac to gather all the shit. Best would probably be a combination of buying some cheap materials and try to find the more expensive ones for free.My God, this is amazing. I have to try this before I shoot myself.
I think the pepper will like it, but Masha will definitely send me to hell.Actually once you mixed your soil up, it's as easy as taking a piss. But if you really would make your own living soil, it's either ordering alot of basic materials that you often only can buy in big kg quantities, or running around like a maniac to gather all the shit. Best would probably be a combination of buying some cheap materials and try to find the more expensive ones for free.
Here is a recipe by AI, but there are surely better ones out there (perhaps this one is even totally off):
Send this to the pepper lady and watch her peppers take over the world
- Loam soil (1 part)
- Peat moss (1 part)
- Perlite (1 part)
- Vermicompost (1/10 parts)
- Blood meal (1/10 parts)
- Bone meal (1/10 parts)
- Worm castings (1/10 parts)
- Bat guano (1/10 parts)
- Rock dust (1/10 parts)
- Kelp meal (1/10 parts)
- Alfalfa meal (1/10 parts)
I stayed sober by making fewer mistakes200 grams of stone dust costs 5 bucks, which is too expensive for me,Is it possible to replace it with something?)Bat shit costs 20 bucks, I wish my shit cost that much
No, no, damn it, it wasn't Reed, it went on for five hours straight, I'm just talking about Reed, but he had nothing to do with it.
The bat shit is really expensive. Batman charges 100$ per shit...I think the pepper will like it, but Masha will definitely send me to hell.
It's probably for round-the-clock delivery.
But the strangest thing is that the watermelon is growing on the fertilizer that Masha made. She definitely knows her shit.
I haven't been paid yet. No one wants to pay at all. Their shit has become truly beautiful. Well, to hell with them, I still want the Nobel Prize, and it's been 60 years, and no one has realized it yet. I need to announce it to the world. Because I won't be returning Masha. She cooks, doesn't take up much space, As affectionate as my ex-wife during ovulationOr just buy ready to use living soil man! 20 liters for only 24 bucks - to be fair you can re-use it.
