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[Crazyformes]

So here’s an update. I talked to Homie tonight. He’s just been having a stressful time as all he’s relaxing down in Florida with his feet up, representing for the knuckleheads and said that he’ll be back soon. Kind of relieved Homies, my boy.
part duex
(flow-rider-mic = floridamike)
No florida emoji. Not sure how i feel about no state shaped emojis now that i needed one.


Its annoying.

Here is your emoji

 

[Captspaulding]

My mom and aunt gave me a FUUUCKED up ass haircut one time with a flowbee. They laugh about it until this day lmao

Them things were both the most stupendous and ridiculous thing I’ve ever fucking seen makes the Pet Rock seem like it was created by a 200 IQ genius

 

[Captspaulding]

Gitcher votes in farmers


Bearwater is crushing all the strange.

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[closettrapper217]

So here’s an update. I talked to Homie tonight. He’s just been having a stressful time as all he’s relaxing down in Florida with his feet up, representing for the knuckleheads and said that he’ll be back soon. Kind of relieved Homies, my boy.
part duex
(flow-rider-mic = floridamike)
No florida emoji. Not sure how i feel about no state shaped emojis now that i needed one.


Its annoying.

Capt use Genmoji on your phone you can make any emoji you want lol here one we made of my mom when I brought her some bud lol

Damn idk why it won’t work on here it turns giant lol

 

[katraiter]

Here is your emoji

Is there one in there for a Nissan Altima ? can't forget that .... Should probably go next to the

 

[Captspaulding]

Capt use Genmoji on your phone you can make any emoji you want lol here one we made of my mom when I brought her some bud lol View attachment 2488586
Damn idk why it won’t work on here it turns giant lol

Badass!
Mom looks pleased

 

[Captspaulding]

Capt use Genmoji on your phone you can make any emoji you want lol here one we made of my mom when I brought her some bud lol View attachment 2488586
Damn idk why it won’t work on here it turns giant lol

You can also make stickers!

 

[Captspaulding]

The one and only

 

[Captspaulding]

Here is your emoji

Good fn lord.
It,
Its the apocolypse…..

 

[Crazyformes]

Whenever you can’t really fuck it up.

When I used to scrog I liked to stretch them horizontally until I filled the size area I wanted and then flipped the lights and let them stretch vertically.

That's the plan

 

[BB22]

Hope everyone is well

2x4 tent with some cuttings, an auto and the Mom.

I can relate to this guys situation

 

[ChairmanFester]

I thought about the army for like 10 seconds then my USCG uncle was like "I have it nice because I got a senator to write a letter and go in Officer. Every inch of military life sucks and (1998) we aren't going to be fighting anyone for a while because Iraq scared everyone shitless. Pick a career.". Roger lol.
ASVAB was retarded, like 99.97th percentile, so the one thing I mildly thought of was straight out. The only option even in long odds to me was 11b for one and done. With that score the recruiter will lie forever. He'll get you a picture of the "president's" dick. He'll suck yours but you will NEVER be 11b you will be at a desk job but worse than civilian. So... I smoked like... a LOT of pot. 9/11 comes around and my drug test would have me winning special prizes, so that was out. Then I got a real job so that money looked horrible anyways.
I feel bad for vets, the GI bill and discounts is like the best part. But I worked for government man, I don't want to be government inventory no thanks. They fuck you over as a hobby.

 

[Crazyformes]

I thought about the army for like 10 seconds then my USCG uncle was like "I have it nice because I got a senator to write a letter and go in Officer. Every inch of military life sucks and (1998) we aren't going to be fighting anyone for a while because Iraq scared everyone shitless. Pick a career.". Roger lol.
ASVAB was retarded, like 99.97th percentile, so the one thing I mildly thought of was straight out. The only option even in long odds to me was 11b for one and done. With that score the recruiter will lie forever. He'll get you a picture of the "president's" dick. He'll suck yours but you will NEVER be 11b you will be at a desk job but worse than civilian. So... I smoked like... a LOT of pot. 9/11 comes around and my drug test would have me winning special prizes, so that was out. Then I got a real job so that money looked horrible anyways.
I feel bad for vets, the GI bill and discounts is like the best part. But I worked for government man, I don't want to be government inventory no thanks. They fuck you over as a hobby.

I am retired from Uncle Sam's Canoe Club ...did 20 years. Thought that wasn't enough government service, so I did 20 years at the US Postal Service, then retired again.The recruiter did me a solid....was a aviation electronic technician...volunteered for aircrew duty....flew around the world on the taxpayers dime. So now that is done I can get back to the weed thing.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Hey homo's I'm back, kind of....
Got my lappy 1/2 way back
from the dead. Going to
do another fresh install on
the new ssd to hopefully
clear up a couple of bugs.

I didn't mean to alarm anyone,
or insinuate that the mods are
shoddy or inept in any way; I
just got hit with a ton of shit
all at once, an took it out on
the farm.
I'm one of the biggest
proponents of freedom of
speech that I know, so I
have no clue why I posted
what I did.


Any hoobie, here's my 1st
attempts at short videos using
Sora. Vids will hopefully get
much better & longer after I
watch some tutorials and
chase her around the block
a few times and get more
familiar with her

@Captspaulding yo Bud

oh, lemme know if they play

 

[closettrapper217]

Hey homo's I'm back, kind of....
Got my lappy 1/2 way back
from the dead. Going to
do another fresh install on
the new ssd to hopefully
clear up a couple of bugs.

I didn't mean to alarm anyone,
or insinuate that the mods are
shoddy or inept in any way; I
just got hit with a ton of shit
all at once, an took it out on
the farm.
I'm one of the biggest
proponents of freedom of
speech that I know, so I
have no clue why I posted
what I did.


Any hoobie, here's my 1st
attempts at short videos using
Sora. Vids will hopefully get
much better & longer after I
watch some tutorials and
chase her around the block
a few times and get more
familiar with her

@Captspaulding yo Bud

oh, lemme know if they play

We didn’t know what to do with out you!!!

First one doesn’t do anything but the rest work great lol

Nvm I lied first one works great I’m just slow lol

 

[Ninjadogma]

Bud shots of my Grape Pie. and Banana OG.

 

[closettrapper217]

@Captspaulding be afraid. Be very afraid

 

[closettrapper217]

AI, the biggest advancement in computer science since computer science

And all we use it for is to make it draw dumb pictures of us LMAO

Also it taught me how to grow mushrooms. Hopefully lol

Peak humanity lol

 

[Putthataway]

Can I ask you what are you are feeding in flower exactly
what is your relative humidity at night on average because really all you got to do dude is just up the air flow lots of fan action like all of the fan action and you can mitigate the humidity really keep on feeding your plants all the way through bro

Jacks early flower. Water the last few weeks. Humidity jumps from high 40s to 60s when recently watered. The massive fan dying started last week where I was spacing the water further apart because the humidity was starting to spike at like 63 by morning. I the exhaust on 8 at night. Tent open during the day. Close at lights out. I leave the lung door open because it spikes even higher in the 70s. Kind of wild because if I have no plants it’s probably high 30s. I don’t have the same humidity issues in the 2x4. The 5x5 with bigger and more plants is where the humidity gets high. It’s Arizona and it’s dry so I am surprised.

 

[Putthataway]

Here is your emoji

We just got Florida back and you drop a riddle like that! Fuck . Anyway the answer is