THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[ChairmanFester]

Not farting into or pooping into the tent….

Still can’t get over the piss thing lmao

You have enough co2 in the air

 

[closettrapper217]

Uk psychosis #1

Just my fav

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

My temperature right now,
A balmy “pits of hell”



You aint kidding brother

I told my girlfriend seven years ago that if she wanted me to work on her vehicle she would have to stop buying German cars, she did not, and I have little to nothing to do with her cars. Chivalry is dead, especially when German vehicles are concerned.

 

[Captspaulding]

I told my girlfriend seven years ago that if she wanted me to work on her vehicle she would have to stop buying German cars, she did not, and I have little to nothing to do with her cars. Chivalry is dead, especially when German vehicles are concerned.

Everything about that car is stupid
Some of the “engineering” that went into these things boggles my mind

I’m convinced that anybody who designed and blueprinted those cars, modern VW‘s in particular were all members of the lollipop Guild, hung out with howard the duck, the midget from willow. that little dude who was always talking about planes from fantasy Island, tiny dr evil and most dangerous of them all


Security guard era gary coleman

 

[NisterMice]

Yay, my last replacement seed popped. Finally the set is complete. Growing 5 strains in a tiny tent- not sure if I should jump out of the window or if it's time to sing happy happy joy joy

Today. I have some bloody knuckles
What is it with these sedans nowadays.
Zero room for shit. Like my damned hands let alone a wrench,
Or impact.



Or anything


So wife calls. She is over heating
I go outside open the trailer, roll out my tools.
She makes the turn headed towards the house. The car has a buuunch of puke coming out from the cooling system.
I recoil as i ask “what did you run over”
She doesnt take kindly to driving critisim,
And she says “well i may have pulled to far into a parking block.”
I think, “wow, she upped it, just like that?”
So i go to look under the car, return hose for the radiator, ripped open
The bottom cradle for the radiator, it gone. The sensor rack for the cooling system, gone, oh but what this? Hey at least the three sensors are still here hanging in the wind.
Thats a bonus.
Guess thats how she knew she was over heating. The main sensor was wrapped around that split hose i was talking about. The other two are for the cooling fans.
We dont put a ton of miles on our cars, and when we got this thing, it came with a full documentation of its work logs.
Didnt need to service the cooling system for another 11k. I take the raditor out, and what the fuck do you know, its fucking full of dex cool




-IT DOESNT FUCKING TAKE DEX COOL,
It takes g4O
It looks like grape drink.
Not orange drink you dipshit mechanic whoever the fuck you are. So i flush the top wnd of the cooling sytem out and start catching all the bs that corroded. I was fucked up shit all told. Think watered down pasta gravy.
So i put on the new radiator fill it with some gunk remover, bc the car still has some of the dex cool in the block. And the heater core. Gotta get that out too before it get the 9-10 quarts of g40. Heres the bonus
Entire rocker plate is gone, and so are the mounts for a new one, so i fabricate a new one and fuck with that alllllll fucking day trying to figure out how the fuck im protect the bottom end from “the wrath”

I wasted 2 pieces of quality sheet metal until i figured, fuck it, im backing some of the bolts out from some questionable spots. and using those the mount the plate off the driving components. There was no other way.

While i was under there, my wandering eye catches the driver side inner wheel, looks like she rode that car down a high curb with the wheel cut hard left for a mile.
That or wolverine went “SNIKT”
And got to have a bit of fun.



So moral of the story.
Stop short
You never know when youll hit a mile long parking block that rips the front end of your car to shreds.
Its like she thinks i dont have eyes. Let alone a brain attached to them


How was your day yall ?



I fucking quit

In my mind I went "pls dont kill your wife, pls dont kill your wife..." while I was reading this. All I can say is that I feel your pain. I never worked on cars, but I imagine it must be a great time to do some car fixing with you. Take it easy bro!

 

[ChairmanFester]

IT HAS MOTHERFUCKING BEEN
DECREED.
This should be chisled in my sidewalk right outside my front door

Other places have this too but it's not even close to the only forgotten bullshit law NY has. And that one listed was replaced more or less by executive order of the governor saying "Code of Conduct and Civil Ordinance is boring and wordy and here is what it really says and never mind the old text because." Now it's the State Uniform Code or some shit. Idk, NY is Absurdistan.

 

[Captspaulding]

Yay, my last replacement seed popped. Finally the set is complete. Growing 5 strains in a tiny tent- not sure if I should jump out of the windo or if it's time to sing happy happy joy joy

In my mind I went "pls dont kill your wife, pls dont kill your wife..." while I was reading this. All I can say is that I feel your pain. I never worked on cars, but I imagine it must be a great time to do some car fixing with you. Take it easy bro!

I keep it exciting, hey hand me the universal pipe stretcher? Thanks buddy!
But the only killing i think is going to happen is car parts and my dignity

 

[NisterMice]

I keep it exciting, hey hand me the universal pipe stretcher? Thanks buddy!
But the only killing i think is going to happen is car parts and my dignity

Should have mentioned that I lost my hearing in a bong-fu fight. "The wrestle dick catcher you need? Size 10 or 12?"

 

[JIMKSI64]

I told my girlfriend seven years ago that if she wanted me to work on her vehicle she would have to stop buying German cars, she did not, and I have little to nothing to do with her cars. Chivalry is dead, especially when German vehicles are concerned.

I appreciate the sentiment. It kept my side work very busy.

About 15 years ago I went and got a automobile locksmith ID number for working on BMW and BENZ. It was a defensive measure as both companies started expanding what was covered under the ALSID rules. They went to the extent of not allowing CSS purchases without a licence as it has to be coded and was a primary sensor. Then the VSS got flagged. This was in the trans pan and yes it needed to be coded but it was not a primary sensor and they car would flag and go to 2nd gear start but not just stop.
BMW actually came out to fire me for doing side work related to ALSID violations. I had ordered enough stuff to get flagged by a supplier
LOL I never worked for BMW. Just a guy trying to get by. Now GTF off my property.

 

[NisterMice]

Should have mentioned that I lost my hearing in a bong-fu fight. "The wrestle dick catcher you need? Size 10 or 12?"

Damn, why do I have to laugh about this

 

[Captspaulding]

Should have mentioned that I lost my hearing in a bong-fu fight. "The wrestle dick catcher you need? Size 10 or 12?"

Huh? Whats that you said?

Noooo i dont own a sled

 

[Captspaulding]

Damn, why do I have to laugh about this

That man is gatdaanged legend
And its funny af Dude, obviously knew what he was talking about

 

[Florida_Mike]

Everything about that car is stupid
Some of the “engineering” that went into these things boggles my mind

I’m convinced that anybody who designed and blueprinted those cars, modern VW‘s in particular were all members of the lollipop Guild, hung out with howard the duck, the midget from willow. that little dude who was always talking about planes from fantasy Island, tiny dr evil and most dangerous of them all


Security guard era gary coleman

 

[NisterMice]

I appreciate the sentiment. It kept my side work very busy.

About 15 years ago I went and got a automobile locksmith ID number for working on BMW and BENZ. It was a defensive measure as both companies started expanding what was covered under the ALSID rules. They went to the extent of not allowing CSS purchases without a licence as it has to be coded and was a primary sensor. Then the VSS got flagged. This was in the trans pan and yes it needed to be coded but it was not a primary sensor and they car would flag and go to 2nd gear start but not just stop.
BMW actually came out to fire me for doing side work related to ALSID violations. I had ordered enough stuff to get flagged by a supplier
LOL I never worked for BMW. Just a guy trying to get by. Now GTF off my property.

Former workmate of mine used to be an IT dev for BMW. He said he wouldn't drive the modern ones because they track the living fuck out of you. Same goes for pretty much all modern cars imo. Like driving smartphones. I wonder where all the data goes...

Imagine going back in time and telling this to a 1980s mobster: In my days everybody happily wears a wire at all times 24/7.

At least that is one way to look at it.

 

[NisterMice]

That man is gatdaanged legend
And its funny af Dude, obviously knew what he was talking about

Bro it's actually strange from my perspective. If you know nothing about fixing cars and then you get a guy who speaks some kind of sign language, it adds an extra layer of mystique. Like learning space technology from an alien. If I would be able to pick things up from that guy and then go ahead to learn more from a regular mechanic... it should as easy as farting in a bottle... which still can be tricky depending on fart intensity, temperature, wind, weather etc

 

[Putthataway]

Today. I have some bloody knuckles
What is it with these sedans nowadays.
Zero room for shit. Like my damned hands let alone a wrench,
Or impact.



Or anything


So wife calls. She is over heating
I go outside open the trailer, roll out my tools.
She makes the turn headed towards the house. The car has a buuunch of puke coming out from the cooling system.
I recoil as i ask “what did you run over”
She doesnt take kindly to driving critisim,
And she says “well i may have pulled to far into a parking block.”
I think, “wow, she upped it, just like that?”
So i go to look under the car, return hose for the radiator, ripped open
The bottom cradle for the radiator, it gone. The sensor rack for the cooling system, gone, oh but what this? Hey at least the three sensors are still here hanging in the wind.
Thats a bonus.
Guess thats how she knew she was over heating. The main sensor was wrapped around that split hose i was talking about. The other two are for the cooling fans.
We dont put a ton of miles on our cars, and when we got this thing, it came with a full documentation of its work logs.
Didnt need to service the cooling system for another 11k. I take the raditor out, and what the fuck do you know, its fucking full of dex cool




-IT DOESNT FUCKING TAKE DEX COOL,
It takes g4O
It looks like grape drink.
Not orange drink you dipshit mechanic whoever the fuck you are. So i flush the top wnd of the cooling sytem out and start catching all the bs that corroded. I was fucked up shit all told. Think watered down pasta gravy.
So i put on the new radiator fill it with some gunk remover, bc the car still has some of the dex cool in the block. And the heater core. Gotta get that out too before it get the 9-10 quarts of g40. Heres the bonus
Entire rocker plate is gone, and so are the mounts for a new one, so i fabricate a new one and fuck with that alllllll fucking day trying to figure out how the fuck im protect the bottom end from “the wrath”

I wasted 2 pieces of quality sheet metal until i figured, fuck it, im backing some of the bolts out from some questionable spots. and using those the mount the plate off the driving components. There was no other way.

While i was under there, my wandering eye catches the driver side inner wheel, looks like she rode that car down a high curb with the wheel cut hard left for a mile.
That or wolverine went “SNIKT”
And got to have a bit of fun.



So moral of the story.
Stop short
You never know when youll hit a mile long parking block that rips the front end of your car to shreds.
Its like she thinks i dont have eyes. Let alone a brain attached to them


How was your day yall ?



I fucking quit

I worked with some lady that hit the parking curb broke the concrete transplanted the concrete a few feet from the rebar and went into work without even backing off the curb she displaced by two feet.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Happy Monday. Hope y’all had a good weekend and s***

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I worked with some lady that hit the parking curb broke the concrete transplanted the concrete a few feet from the rebar and went into work without even backing off the curb she displaced by two feet.

That’s commitment

 

[Captspaulding]

That’s commitment

Agreed you really gotta want that you know

 

[Putthataway]

Awesome.
Makes sense.




I still think you should turn your light down a little wee squeeeeek baby fart more.
Def looks delicious man.
I was just picking your brain bud,
Not putting you on the spot
You aint the same grower you used to be,
In my book. Ones Perspective, though anecdotal. Is priceless in cannabis.
Just bc im a bit long in the tooth font mean i cant learn a thing or two from ya
The pic you out up of that yard stick cola. Hells yes.

I turned it down again at your advice. I been turning it down over the last few weeks. Reducing the flower time from 12/12 to 13/11 made a tremendous difference on the nl/m86 ones that just weren’t showing any signs of finishing. I am pretty positive I’ll have lil nips finished by the weekend. The m86 and skunk1 that are a week behind the nlm86 look like they might finish before the nl cross. Might pull a Marty with those if they don’t look ready. Next week is week 12.