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[MartyMcFly42oh]

I'm not sure if this is allowed here if not you can delete it but we lost my baby sister Thursday night/Friday morning she lived with me and I had just spoke with her at 10pm to tell her goodnight i dont know how we are gonna get through this one my nephew in February now my sister after losing her son six months ago my sister just seemed to lose her reason to fight and hang on she had been in a wheelchair for 16 years now but through it all she never lost her spirit until his passing we are struggling to even pay bills ATM and this is hitting my family hard if anyone can help out at all it would be greatly appreciated

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I just made a donation, I did what I could and I hope it helps your family in this difficult time. Stay strong brother you are already stepping up and taking care of your family. I wish you and your family some peace and love in your time of need.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Following the Takata airbag scandal, which left 18 dead and around 30 injured, I have just taken the Stellantis group to court. Give me money

Is this the recall on audi airbags??

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Welp... Sig Sauer just pulled an interesting one and it passed muster in court; a sheriff should be enough of a gun guy to know the Sig p320 has quality issues (shooting you in the dick) and therefore if you carry a Sig p320 you're stupid. It is not their fault when your wife sues them because her damages is being deprived of dick.
You should have known it was a fuckin grenade lol.
(blackhole sun, won't you come...)

My friend had a legal issue due to an accidental discharge of his 9mm , and was ordered to complete a firearms safety course, I’ve never done one besides the hunter safety course before and suggested that we take a class at Sig Sauer not far from where I live in NH , boy did I get laughed at for that suggestion. I was unaware of all the issues that were happening with Sig, needless to say we didn’t enroll in any classes. He ended up doing an NRA course locally in Vermont.

 

[JIMKSI64]

PSA
Never make plans for the weekend. That way they can not use words like premeditated in court.

 

[figolus]

Is this the recall on audi airbags??

At Audi, these airbags were installed on vehicles sold in France between 2005 and 2017.

If your vehicle is equipped with them, it is possible that over time and due to certain climatic influences (heat and humidity), your airbags may become dangerous and must be modified or repaired as they could increase the risk of injury to you and your passengers in the event of an accident.

the car brands concerned in France and Europe.

Audi, bmw,mercedes, Ferrari, dodge, Chrysler, Peugeot, Citroën, cadillac, Chevrolet,daihastu,, ford , honda ,jaguar,jepp ,lanci, Land rover,Lexus, Mazda, Mitsubishi,nissan,Opel,saab,srat ,Skoda,subaru Suzuki,tesla toyota, vw

For the USA I don't know, I think Saab recalled vehicles because the Takata airbags contain ammonium nitrate.

 

[Captspaulding]

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Wait im not only a customer im also the president.
Of the hairclub for clowns,

 

[Captspaulding]

Trimming mishap and it was 2am on a Saturday, Zoidberg was my only option for a doctor, gotta take what ya can get right!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

My friend had a legal issue due to an accidental discharge of his 9mm , and was ordered to complete a firearms safety course, I’ve never done one besides the hunter safety course before and suggested that we take a class at Sig Sauer not far from where I live in NH , boy did I get laughed at for that suggestion. I was unaware of all the issues that were happening with Sig, needless to say we didn’t enroll in any classes. He ended up doing an NRA course locally in Vermont.

 

[Captspaulding]

Mwmememememmememem

Steal that convertable, and stick and brick it off that cliff we all jump off of at the quarry.

 

[Captspaulding]

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Ah yes,
The ol trusty dong print.


Classic.

 

[Captspaulding]

PSA
Never make plans for the weekend. That way they can not use words like premeditated in court.

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Case and point why i walk funny
Tooken
Tooken tough


And I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore

 

[Captspaulding]

I’ve always wanted to release a million lady bugs! i think that would be fun! : )

It’s all fun and games until the local edit: frog (fraud?!?!!) population makes it way into your house
Then it’s pandemonium

 

[figolus]

Wait im not only a customer im also the president.
Of the hairclub for clowns,

Wait are you Richie the barber ?

 

[ChairmanFester]

My...

This is only recent too, remember how Kimber was a nice almost top tier brand from NY? The same guy responsible for the Sig fuck up is the guy that ruined Kimber. I made this about him...
"Hi, my name’s Ron Cohen, and I’m a recovering firearms executive…"


Crowd: "Hi Ron."


"…Recovering from the mistake of ever thinking the Kimber Solo would feed anything but tears and bankruptcy, and from believing a pistol that’s basically a toaster with a trigger could be drop-safe. You know, back in the day, I thought designing guns was about reliability. Turns out it was about ‘brand heritage’ and marketing photos of cowboys holding $1,200 paperweights."


Crowd chuckles.


"I started drinking when we at Sig Sauer pushed the first batch of P320s out the door. Every time one went off when it fell off a nightstand, I’d take a shot. Every time one went off in a holster, I’d finish the bottle. My liver didn’t stand a chance, boys. Neither did the customers."


Crowd: "Oof."


"I’m here because my sponsor told me that blaming the customer for negligent discharges when the gun fires by itself isn’t healthy behavior. I told him, ‘But marketing said it’s striker-fired perfection!’ and he just handed me another coffee and said ‘You mean perfectly liable.’"


"I miss the old days, when the only thing that went bang without warning was my ex-wife’s temper. Now it’s just another lawsuit, another press release, another night crying into a glass of cheap bourbon while cleaning a prototype that will somehow still pass internal testing. Anyway, that’s my story. Thanks for letting me share."


Crowd: "Thanks, Ron."

 

[BearWater]

It’s all fun and games until the local fraud population makes it way into your house
Then it’s pandemonium

Three kids and three cats that would be wild! Would definitely record that shit show!

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

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We saw something just like that at the LA Arboretum a few years back.

 

[Berniemac]

Happy monday!

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Now she’s a thick one

 

[Berniemac]

Hell yeah let the trainwreck get some testers!!!!

I’m saying! We’re good for it lolololol

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Wait im not only a customer im also the president.
Of the hairclub for clowns,

Hey at least you can s*** yourself in the pool and not have to worry

 

[donkanaille94]

very bushy down under. bushy bush