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[ChairmanFester]

File for reference: Chairman is extremely weird about music and often hates things for mystifying reasons.

But Billy Strings is one of those WHAT THE FUCK MAN. Like he seems to have every skill and opportunity to be interesting but he refuses to be. So I'm stuck listening to a guy who says you should listen to him without giving me anything to listen to, other than what he purports to expand upon. Like... an LSD analog. It's almost but not quite LSD when you've everything telling your body to expect is LSD.

 

[Ninjadogma]

I feel so dirty, it was like giving him a hand job.

Try snorting THAT, Ajax lady

Also discovered they blow their best load first thing in the morning but that's probably because of no breeze.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I feel so dirty, it was like giving him a hand job.

Try snorting THAT, Ajax lady

Also discovered they blow their best load first thing in the morning but that's probably because of no breeze.

If that is a pistil and pollen sample that is beautiful.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I just took the Scragg off of these and they’re already reaching like crazy. My tent is 5’4” tall. My light is zip strip to the top bar as as tight as you can possibly be so it’s right at the very top of it so these plants are already at 4 foot tall once they actually get to relax and straighten back into the light. These things are going to be absolutely ridiculous after stretch.

Have you flipped yet??

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Ah heres ashot of ol butt crusty trusty now,
Kinked probes, bc its the equivelant of a 92 chrystler lebaron tan on brown velor interior.
With spinner hubcaps.
But ill be damned if that light meter dont still tame all the strange

Where’s your lebaron Freddy??

 

[JIMKSI64]

Yo I need some suggestions on gym music. This is my go to to get me going but I know nothing about this shit this so someone help me out haha

I can no longer exercise like I used to but for a long time I had a play list that was timed for my rotation on the machines.
Started with a medley of marching songs. But not like you think.
1 till I collapse
2 I'm gunna be ( 500 miles
3 these boots were made for walking.
4. Theme song from Patton.

Stretch cage
1. Natural gas acoustic

1st machine.
1 welcome to the machine.

2nd machine
1 great white buffalo

3rd machine.
1.stranglehold

4th machine.
1 I like big butts.
This was a curling machine with a view of the rear of the climbing machines.

5th machine
1 loser. When I get lazy I sometimes stop here. Playing this song greatly reduced this.

6th spot.
Used for various kata forms but sometimes balance blocks
1. Everybody was kung fu fighting.
2. Theme from Fame
If kata I go until heart rate over 80% for 15 minutes.
If balance blocks I go until my calves and thighs start to shake.

Stretch cage
1. Lucky man

Final road work on treadmill
I end with Marine Corps cadence calls. The middle is a 5 minute double time. That by this point pisses me off just like if I was in the Marines.

A play list for workouts is a great motivator. I had to dig out my mp3 player but after the first 2 songs I pretty much remembered it.

 

[JIMKSI64]

“Don’t bogart that joint, man”

Today’s subject should be “quotes in marijuana history “

Dude where's my car.

Let's just stay home and get the dog high.

Its medicinal occifer.

And my favorite from caddyshack
Cannonball!

 

[Florida_Mike]

File for reference: Chairman is extremely weird about music and often hates things for mystifying reasons.

But Billy Strings is one of those WHAT THE FUCK MAN. Like he seems to have every skill and opportunity to be interesting but he refuses to be. So I'm stuck listening to a guy who says you should listen to him without giving me anything to listen to, other than what he purports to expand upon. Like... an LSD analog. It's almost but not quite LSD when you've everything telling your body to expect is LSD.

Nice speech... I never even heard of him until a week ago lmao

 

[Florida_Mike]

Have you flipped yet??

He's fookin flipped alright!

 

[closettrapper217]

File for reference: Chairman is extremely weird about music and often hates things for mystifying reasons.

But Billy Strings is one of those WHAT THE FUCK MAN. Like he seems to have every skill and opportunity to be interesting but he refuses to be. So I'm stuck listening to a guy who says you should listen to him without giving me anything to listen to, other than what he purports to expand upon. Like... an LSD analog. It's almost but not quite LSD when you've everything telling your body to expect is LSD.

Response to reference file:

We all stopped paying attention to your taste in music when you said you didn’t like tool bro don’t worry LMAO

 

[Florida_Mike]

Hard to believe this fkn dick was in a position of power and policy making...


Harry Anslinger — the first commissioner of the U.S. Federal Bureau of Narcotics — cranked out some truly wild, racist, fear-mongering stuff in the 1930s–50s to fuel marijuana prohibition.
Here are some of his greatest hits (direct quotes from congressional testimony, interviews, and his own writings):

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• "There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the U.S., and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use."
• "Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind."
• "If the hideous monster Frankenstein came face to face with the monster marijuana, he would drop dead of fright."
• "Reefer makes darkies think they’re as good as white men."
• "There are two ways of stopping marijuana — and they are both brutal. First, we must kill the traffickers. Second, we must drive the users insane."
• "You smoke a joint and you’re likely to kill your brother."
• "Marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing."
• "If the youthful population continues to grow and smoke marijuana, the future of our country is doomed."

 

[amneziaHaze]

starting to get the itch :S but the fridge is still half full

 

[Florida_Mike]

Response to reference file:

We all stopped paying attention to your taste in music when you said you didn’t like tool bro don’t worry LMAO

You took the words right bro! Bahahaha!

âï¸ right out of my mouth

30 seconds · Clipped by Florida Mike · Original video "Meat Loaf - You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night) (PCM Stereo)" by MeatLoafVEVO

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[MartyMcFly42oh]

He's fookin flipped alright!

Ohhh he’s flipped?!?!???!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Hard to believe this fkn dick was in a position of power and policy making...


Harry Anslinger — the first commissioner of the U.S. Federal Bureau of Narcotics — cranked out some truly wild, racist, fear-mongering stuff in the 1930s–50s to fuel marijuana prohibition.
Here are some of his greatest hits (direct quotes from congressional testimony, interviews, and his own writings):

---

• "There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the U.S., and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use."
• "Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind."
• "If the hideous monster Frankenstein came face to face with the monster marijuana, he would drop dead of fright."
• "Reefer makes darkies think they’re as good as white men."
• "There are two ways of stopping marijuana — and they are both brutal. First, we must kill the traffickers. Second, we must drive the users insane."
• "You smoke a joint and you’re likely to kill your brother."
• "Marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing."
• "If the youthful population continues to grow and smoke marijuana, the future of our country is doomed."

Here’s something Harry wasn’t aware of

Marijuana Users Have ‘Enhanced Cognitive Abilities,’ Large Federally Funded Study Shows

Marijuana users have “superior performance across multiple cognitive domains,” according to a new large-scale study funded by the U.S. federal government, with the effects of cannabis on cognition “presented concurrently across a range of brain systems.” The research, published this month as a...

www.marijuanamoment.net

 

[closettrapper217]

Feelin it!

Just cycled a few in and a few out

Queen b
Pb4 x haymeadow purps
Last two are Cali blue

 

[Ninjadogma]

Hard to believe this fkn dick was in a position of power and policy making...


Harry Anslinger — the first commissioner of the U.S. Federal Bureau of Narcotics — cranked out some truly wild, racist, fear-mongering stuff in the 1930s–50s to fuel marijuana prohibition.
Here are some of his greatest hits (direct quotes from congressional testimony, interviews, and his own writings):

---

• "There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the U.S., and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use."
• "Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind."
• "If the hideous monster Frankenstein came face to face with the monster marijuana, he would drop dead of fright."
• "Reefer makes darkies think they’re as good as white men."
• "There are two ways of stopping marijuana — and they are both brutal. First, we must kill the traffickers. Second, we must drive the users insane."
• "You smoke a joint and you’re likely to kill your brother."
• "Marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing."
• "If the youthful population continues to grow and smoke marijuana, the future of our country is doomed."

This country was full of fucked up racists and all you need to do to confirm this is just look at old cartoons.... if you can still find them. Because some of them are so abominable that they wont be found on streaming platforms. All Anslinger is guilty of is saying the quiet parts out loud.

WR Hearst was the other anti cannabis asshole in that era. Anslinger had the power of the government behind him and Hearst had his Yellow Journalism newspapers.

 

[Ninjadogma]

"Hi… my name’s Dave… and I burned my plants."
*(Room: “Hi, Dave…”)


"Yeah… uh… it all started ‘cause I thought more light meant more bud. So I put that cheap Amazon blurple right down on ‘em like I was interrogating a POW. Within 48 hours they looked like microwaved lettuce. I told myself it was ‘genetics.’"


(sympathetic nods, a cough from the guy in the Carhartt jacket)


"And I don’t even… I don’t even wanna talk about my ‘nutrient experiment.’ I mixed all the bottles I had into one jug like a damn jungle juice. I thought I was a mad scientist. Plants didn’t even yellow—they just went straight to crisp brown overnight. Looked like autumn came early in my tent."


(someone in back mutters “pH pen, man…”)


"I swore I’d do better next round, but nope… went and drowned ‘em. Thought, ‘more water, more life.’ Turns out roots don’t breathe in soup. Found out the hard way. My wife walks in and sees me holding a plant over the bathtub, shaking it like I’m doing CPR."


(Room: “We’ve all been there.”)


"And… I guess the hardest part… is admitting I’m here because of the gnat infestation. I didn’t quarantine a single plant I brought in from my buddy’s place. Thought, ‘It’s fine, he’s got good weed.’ Turns out he’s got good weed and bad bugs."


(laughter, someone claps him on the shoulder)


"Anyway… I’m just taking it one day at a time now. No more blurple, no more mystery feed mixes, and for God’s sake… no more ‘helpful’ plants from Chad."


(Room: “Thanks for sharing, Dave.”)

Why is it every time I go to church it feels like the pastor is looking straight at me the entire time he's giving his sermon?

 

[closettrapper217]

feds lol

I do a lot of sketchy things. Unfortunately this won’t be one of em lol

But if anyone is trying to make some cold hard cash… haha

 

[Greenadian]

I am also looking for a supplier

I dont know anyone who even talks like that!!!!