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[JIMKSI64]

I went to Yellowstone, had to see "Old Faithful.....got there, and had time before she blew. So if you've been there, everyone starts congregating around this line that you can't cross, trying to get the best place to observe. As it gets closer we are watching the smoke, and the bubbling. Then it shoots up a foot or so....and I say to everyone is that it....not impressed at all....someone mentioned it's just starting. .. so I'm like so that was like a "premature ejaculation"? The laughs I got were great, but the looks of horror on the new parents w/ children faces was priceless. Dirty ole man...I know.

I do not have a Yellowstone story how about Garden of the Gods outside Denver.

Fam and I went out west for a week. The Garden has huge boulders that really do look like outsized rocks for a god.
Well anyways we parked and walked up and everywhere you see signs
" Do not climb on rocks"
So of course there 25 kids climbing the rocks. So my really bright 6 year old son asks why while pointing at the sign and reading it

So to prevent my son from climbing these rocks I just happen to say " that's just God's way of weeding out the stupid."
Well.this dude popped up off his fender like I just called him a dumbass. Started with WTF do you mean by that and starts the pacing and huffing. And just then a kid comes sliding down the scree side of the rock on his face. This rock is 40 feet high but the scree is like 20 so it was not fatal but it sure looked like broken bones.
Turned out at the top of the scree there is a split with a channel you could 4 point climb as fast as walking stairs.
Was not this guys kid. It was his son's friend.
Bet that was a convo.......

 

[Crazyformes]

Cali blues day 45 starting to get some nice terps. this thing seems like it’s going to check all the boxes

Awesome....I look forward to my grow....gonna scrog it.

 

[closettrapper217]

Awesome....I look forward to my grow....gonna scrog it.

It will fill that thing no prob lol

It’s the first time I ran this plant so I put it in very small just to see how it would stretch and stuff for when I run a few next time and I was very surprised me how it filled out with very little training or anything.

Would recommend! Lol

 

[closettrapper217]

This is the moodiest(or goth bitch as fester would put it)of all the girls lol didn’t water last night because we were supposed to get a little rain.

Before and after water lol 45 minutes later mind you there is four plants within a fifteen foot radius and none of the other ones act this way at all lmao

 

[Florida_Mike]

I do not have a Yellowstone story how about Garden of the Gods outside Denver.

Fam and I went out west for a week. The Garden has huge boulders that really do look like outsized rocks for a god.
Well anyways we parked and walked up and everywhere you see signs
" Do not climb on rocks"
So of course there 25 kids climbing the rocks. So my really bright 6 year old son asks why while pointing at the sign and reading it

So to prevent my son from climbing these rocks I just happen to say " that's just God's way of weeding out the stupid."
Well.this dude popped up off his fender like I just called him a dumbass. Started with WTF do you mean by that and starts the pacing and huffing. And just then a kid comes sliding down the scree side of the rock on his face. This rock is 40 feet high but the scree is like 20 so it was not fatal but it sure looked like broken bones.
Turned out at the top of the scree there is a split with a channel you could 4 point climb as fast as walking stairs.
Was not this guys kid. It was his son's friend.
Bet that was a convo.......

Great story. Garden of the Gods is fkn awesome!
It's actually at the base of Pikes Peak in C. Springs
I gave a buddy a ride to Colorado Springs, from
Florida on a whim, back in the 90's. We were
drinking at "**Earthquake McGoons", he said he
needed a ride to C.S., I said "Fk it, lets go!"

I had a Bronco ll w/ 4 wheel drive and we drove all
the way up Pikes Peak to 12,500', the highest ele
you were allowed to drive up to then. Seen some
crazy shit up there, from peeps shooting machine
guns to people obviously "doin the dirty" in their
vehicles.

Was very cool on the way up when you were
looking straight up at the sky most of the time.
The ride back down was scary af bc you were now
looking straight down at your potential doom.

That scree sucked, even in 4 low with very little
brake, she'd be slipping and sliding with a 5,000'
drop, mere inches from your wheels. I couldn't
imagine trying it in 2 wheel drive.


**Earthquake McGoon was considered the 1st
American killed in Vietnam:

• The name was the real-life call sign of James B. McGovern Jr. (1922–1954), a larger-than-average pilot—about 6 ft tall and 260 lbs—who flew in WWII and later for Civil Air Transport (CAT), a CIA-affiliated outfit in Indochina.
• He earned the nickname because of his imposing size and colorful personality. YouTube+5Wikipedia+5Air America+5
• On May 6, 1954, while delivering supplies to French forces at Dien Bien Phu, his C-119 cargo plane was shot down—making him one of the first Americans killed in combat during what would become the Vietnam conflict. YouTube+4CIA+4

 

[Florida_Mike]

Hash Plant...

 

[Florida_Mike]

These wedges were transferred to these new agar plates 2 days ago when I inoculated the 1st 3 LC jars. Crazy how fast it grows when it's healthy and digging it's crib!

 

[Crazyformes]

It will fill that thing no prob lol

It’s the first time I ran this plant so I put it in very small just to see how it would stretch and stuff for when I run a few next time and I was very surprised me how it filled out with very little training or anything.

Would recommend! Lol

I started 2 Cali Blues and 2 Bob Barkers....7/18 and 7/24. I will probably put a BB and a Cali in my 2×4 tent and scrog for the winter. That is if i get a lady out of the 2 of them. Next spring im gonna do several of Caps stock.........I have Punta Rojo in a 4×4....I just flipped them....so 12 to 14 weeks they should be done. I will tinker with some autos until I prep for spring grow. After the Punta im gonna do a complete clean of everything.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Bahahaha.... Sry for the spamming!
I'm high af and just noticed that I've
been talking to myself, Duh!

 

[Florida_Mike]

I started 2 Cali Blues and 2 Bob Barkers....7/18 and 7/24. I will probably put a BB and a Cali in my 2×4 tent and scrog for the winter. That is if i get a lady out of the 2 of them. Next spring im gonna do several of Caps stock.........I have Punta Rojo in a 4×4....I just flipped them....so 12 to 14 weeks they should be done. I will tinker with some autos until I prep for spring grow. After the Punta im gonna do a complete clean of everything.

I'm going to be dropping Cali Blues, M86, & Bob Barker's next week.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Peep this shitbox...

 

[ChairmanFester]

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Picked up one of these. It's handy for the laser shop desk although I only smoke outside.

 

[closettrapper217]

These wedges were transferred to these new agar plates 2 days ago when I inoculated the 1st 3 LC jars. Crazy how fast it grows when it's healthy and digging it's crib!

Bahahaha.... Sry for the spamming!
I'm high af and just noticed that I've
been talking to myself, Duh!

Keep going!!!!

 

[closettrapper217]

I'm going to be dropping Cali Blues, M86, & Bob Barker's next week.

Yessir I got four or five of caps banners going into flower in about a week or so. Stoked for that! The m86 is always beautiful but I can’t wait to see what you do with them Cali blues in hydro. So vigorous lol

 

[Florida_Mike]

Yessir I got four or five of caps banners going into flower in about a week or so. Stoked for that! The m86 is always beautiful but I can’t wait to see what you do with them Cali blues in hydro. So vigorous lol

I would do all CB except I want a variety to smoke. I'm going to (hopefully) keep an m86 male to hit all the ladies with (selectively)

 

[Crazyformes]

This is the moodiest(or goth bitch as fester would put it)of all the girls lol didn’t water last night because we were supposed to get a little rain.

Before and after water lol 45 minutes later mind you there is four plants within a fifteen foot radius and none of the other ones act this way at all lmao

Mine looked that way today...bitch is so demanding...

 

[Crazyformes]

Hash Plant...

I have 2 hash plants growing now....hope my buds are killer like that.

 

[Crazyformes]

I'm going to be dropping Cali Blues, M86, & Bob Barker's next week.

I don't have anymore room..... I still don't know where im putting two of the ones I started.

 

[closettrapper217]

I would do all CB except I want a variety to smoke. I'm going to (hopefully) keep an m86 male to hit all the ladies with (selectively)

Yeah I’m a variety whore I normally run at least four or five different strains out of 9 plants in the 4x4 haha make it a little more of a pain but I enjoy it haha

 

[closettrapper217]

Pineapple Express 14 days from being put in the flower chamber of doom.liking the way it’s setting up.

It trips me out what a seed can do this seed this one bag seed that sat in the butter tray in my mothers fridge for over ten years I though would never germinate. This seed comes from a batch of fire ass Pineapple Express from my “Cali plug” back when that was cool and although it was very common to find a random seed in the packs. For some reason I held on to this one. I honestly don’t have much of anything from my life ten or so years ago except the few things that were at my moms. But that’s not even the coolest part just since sprouting this seed I’ve grown it four or five times.also Have multiple clones that local friends that grow outdoor are growing this year. From one little seed. Just a trip.

Also cool I have one flowering outside (last pics) at the same time as well to compare the indoor and outdoor. I tried to do this with like three strains but two other ones I tried it with were male lol