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[Captspaulding]

I hear ya brother, only reason o dropped this cash on the new PC’s was we’ve been planning it for about a year and I finally pulled the trigger, hell I’m goin to buy 2 small sound bars for them, the new chairs come today and their wireless Wi-Fi cards, the driving simulator on the wheel is crazy gotta keep adjusting the input lag and shit sooo many settings to dial in still lol

Same man I’ve found with gaming PC rigs like the one you had. It’s always easier to just buy like a 100 foot cat five cable instead way better connection you don’t ever have to deal with any dumb shit cutting off from a wireless card. I mean they’re cheap dude and it would save you a few bucks. And you get a better connection at the end of the day.

 

[Captspaulding]

Told the wife need to go to Walmart, she counter offers with goodwill (she fuckin loves that place) I said then I’m gunna runs to, she said NOT THE GROW STORE I said nah the pipe shop wanna check out a new bowl … she just said.. oh ok, yeah I got a good one

Protect her at all costs.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

So I got the seeds from a trip to Hawaii with my folks in 1986
I actually got the seeds from a scuba guide local on the big island.
I was just a kid and the bag he got me, had plenty in it.
So over the 36 years I had them, they went from drawer to drawer. Lost at my moms when I moved back in once, then found, lost again, and then i eventually popped them. I have Kona seeds from the same fella too.
And some old big bud homegrown from 86 sourced from a drum circle behind the Philly art museum same year. Those didn’t pop tho,

The rest is history
Here’s some pics of breaking them back out

Back in day late 70's Kona or even just known as "Hawaiian" was $20 a gram and up. A total killer even with the Skunk available. Always got at least a gm when around and I could. I've never even thought about growing I just love that strong indica and there's not much couchlock for me these days. Pain control mainly. I've tried growing a couple sativas through the years for "daytime" use but they don't work as well as that fat leaf bud but again, at least for me. And switching it up every few days always helps

 

[Tumbleweed375]

Hey yo humans I heard something about a solo cup grow challenge coming up who’s running that and when does it happen again?
I’m chomping at the bit to get in on this since my dog ruined my 1 gallon challenge plant

I'm in.... I just need to forget how much of a pain flowering in a 1g pots is...

 

[Ninjadogma]

I’ll hit up the wife for her pizza dough recipe, she uses a sourdough pizza dough recipe now but the regular one is awesome

She found using truffle oil to coat the pan gives it an awesome flavor even the kids love it, we haven’t bought pizza in some years the wife makes it all now

But your pizza looks good! (I’m one who likes some burnt on the pizza haha)

Oh yeah I want that cheese good and toasted. The way these pies are usually made, theres just sauce over the top with Italian seasoning sprinkled in but my wife and I like our baked cheese. One thing I might try is letting it bake without the cheese and then throwing some over the top the last 10 minutes to get toasty without getting too baked.

Man you are speaking my language, truffle oil in the pie pan and a sourdough crust! Loves me some mushrooms too but unfortunately the rest of the family doesn't like those ingredients. Wife can't stand the smell of truffle. She makes exaggerated gagging noises any time I'm cooking with it.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Same here!!!

Not the dog part but I want to do the challenge lol

Who was that?
Thread 'Solo Cup Christmas Tree Grow 2025' https://www.thcfarmer.com/threads/solo-cup-christmas-tree-grow-2025.171426/

We use to have them here late teens early 20's and I never got in and regretted it. Lot of fun

 

[Captspaulding]

Aye @Mikedin
I think I’m gonna underlight the dro buckets
They thick bruh.
They could use it im thinking
Canopy on the top shelf is looking flush.
Down low? There some really well trained plants in a bunch of those 1gs
They are gonna do real nice on a hard flower…..

But I’ve been plotting to hit up low lighting on them,
It’s why I left all the lower veg on them.


I see stakes, or a Scrog getting put back on in their future

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

I'm in.... I just need to forget how much of a pain flowering in a 1g pots is...

Solo cup, YOUR CHOICE of size and yes, there are BIG Solo cups. I'm going to try some in Kratky bottles this year

which is a 2 oz solo cup

Someone here mentioned keeping moms in Kratky and I'm seriously going to give it go while keeping moms in pots of coco and see what happens.

 

[Berniemac]

Oh, I agree 100% I believe that anything that’s physiologically alive that it’s absurd to not let it rest some. It’s like you expect a plant to run a marathon all day long and eat like a fucking pig but then now, man no no sleep for you no rest for the wicked you better get back to the dishes, making me some sandwiches.


Well, that makes for a dull lady

Yesssss captain, you understand natures balance, I think there’s a fine line between riding conditions hard for optimal growth , and also playing with the physics of it all and seeing what happens, I think that’s how genetic mutations and things like that come about, breeding over time under different conditions

 

[Ninjadogma]

Told the wife need to go to Walmart, she counter offers with goodwill (she fuckin loves that place) I said then I’m gunna runs to, she said NOT THE GROW STORE I said nah the pipe shop wanna check out a new bowl … she just said.. oh ok, yeah I got a good one

Any time I tell my wife I'm heading down to the SFV she gives me the stinkeye because she knows it involves a stop at either Guitar Center or one of the cannabis dispensaries. It's a look that says, "Don't you already have enough guitars and weed?"

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Yesssss captain, you understand natures balance, I think there’s a fine line between riding conditions hard for optimal growth , and also playing with the physics of it all and seeing what happens, I think that’s how genetic mutations and things like that come about, breeding over time under different conditions

Once upon a time I had a Magnum auto x Dragon reg herm, produce 30 seeds and smelled/tasted like a dirty dish rag. Dynamite smoke but true story. Grew out the seeds 3 times and none hermed and none had that dirty dish rag. Oh and all 3 times I grew it I'd plant 8 seeds and got 3 plants with one mutant that wouldn't grow out of the seedling phase each time. I grow outdoors and greenhouse. Crazy or what? The growing conditions determin the plants pheno type. I grow year round and have seen the differences as I've been keeping a couple strains by clone over 4+ years and it's amazing the different expressions I've seen of these very same plants as a clone is genetically identical to the original mom.

I see people growing indoors, controlling all the variables and producing same ol same ol, many times from seeds as well. Growing conditions have a lot to do with a plant's pheno expressions and just one more reason I love this fking plant

 

[Ninjadogma]

Yo, I spotted Putun's plane on its way to Alaska this morning to meet with our US president. If he smoked weed, we'd be calling him Vlad the Inhaler!

 

[ChairmanFester]

Yo, I spotted Putun's plane on its way to Alaska this morning to meet with our US president. If he smoked weed, we'd be calling him Vlad the Inhaler!

“Form, Fee, and Fable”​

In the land where the Second still hums in the air,
You may dream of a missile with seeker’s stare—
But to cradle that fire, to call it your own,
You must knock at the vaults where the gatekeepers moan.


A “Destructive Device” by statute it’s penned,
Filed under the NFA’s thick legal bend;
The ATF ledger is your first quiet door,
With fingerprints, background, and fees by the score.


A tax stamp for starters, two hundred in green,
Yet the weapon’s true cost? Far more than is seen;
A launcher that’s live, not display or inert,
Is a fortune in steel and in legal red dirt.


The state where you stand may refuse at the gate,
While others might nod—then pile on the weight
Of permits, secure vaults, inspections on call,
Insurance that costs like a mansion each fall.


And even if all of the paper is right,
You face import bans with a bureaucrat’s bite;
Domestic supply is near wholly in hands
Of government buyers with long-written plans.


So the legend persists, like a tale told in bars:
Of a man who bought dragons and kept them in jars;
But in truth, for the rest, it is lore more than fact—
Paper, fee, and a fable, bound tight in a stack.

 

[Captspaulding]

Aye plummy
“Growing conditions have a lot to do with a plant's pheno expressions and just one more reason I love this fking plant”
Your speaking clown fluently.

These are just the facts
always drives me crazy when people get bent out of shape when they grow a seed from a bank and it doesn’t look like the picture because it’s like look dude it’s never gonna look like the picture even if it was a anatomically correct representation of the seeds that they grew and the plants that they ended up with you’re never gonna end up with the same exact thing unless for some Crazy ass cosmic fucked off reason, your micro climate conditions, and every single little variable is exactly the same it’s like if you were to grow weed on planets with different gravity, true they might’ve came from the same seed, but you’re gonna have a bunch of lollipop guild weed, and a bunch of wilt the stilt weed at the very least

Variables and microclimate will dictate how the genetics react and that’s always gonna be different

Copy that good buddy love it

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh yeah I’ve almost died In Philly a few times bahaha

On to bigger better things though brother. If they could see us now! Haha

“Almost”
I’ve died at least 2 times that I can count


Cheesesteak overdoses.

 

[Putthataway]

Good morning folks

 

[Captspaulding]

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Good morning folks

Homie is on the cheeeee-eee-eeeesin

 

[Captspaulding]

So 100% coverage aside from the space the door needs.
Man I hope I get that damn light fixed.
I’m fixing to drop that whore, and see how low I need to set it and also what kind of boost it will get from the adjacent lighting. It may not suck so bad while I wait for the parts.

 

[Florida_Mike]

G'morning Farm!

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Wait, what?
I never sent you any?
Not with the last batch?
What in the duckbillbagodactyl?!??!!

No. I cry myself to sleep thinking about it.