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[ChairmanFester]

Ate roach, ash, bongwater...party trick was doing shots up the nose.
Nothing real stupid like random pills though. I did see a frat brother snort viagra and have a raging nose bleed.

 

[Uncle_Strawberry]

Oh that’s fkd Plumber I know how much you and the wife love ya fur babies feeling for ya man bloody sucks

Fkn right my 4 month old had a seizure and died in my lap on christmas eve. Ain’t no vets open for days . $250 cremation and print. I had 25 22 and 19 then 4 fn months

 

[Uncle_Strawberry]

My Friend was Duane. He ate roaches and any random pill in any random medicine cabinet.
One time he was safe from pregnancy for like a month..........

A buddy was grabbing from kitchen cabinet and crushing pills and railing them at house party.He was done before I knew cause he grabbed the dog tranquilizers. Still catch him zoning out looking at lala land 25 yrs later

 

[voltage]

Do you guys also get humidity peaks after watering fabric pots? As long as the humidity is fine to begin with, it wont matter, but sometimes it had me going crazy when I got like 70% at night during late flower. Thankfully you can still get away with it as long as your air intake and circulation is strong enough.

Just mentioned it because when I pack my little tent with 6 x 2.2gals, the lack of space between the fabric pots seem to make the humidity issue worse. My pots are kinda cheap shit though - perhaps with a higher quality fabric, you get less of the humidity spikes...

Any thoughts?

Double bag the fabric pots if you have extra.
I 2x some of mine, it solves other issues I have.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Do you guys also get humidity peaks after watering fabric pots? As long as the humidity is fine to begin with, it wont matter, but sometimes it had me going crazy when I got like 70% at night during late flower. Thankfully you can still get away with it as long as your air intake and circulation is strong enough.

Just mentioned it because when I pack my little tent with 6 x 2.2gals, the lack of space between the fabric pots seem to make the humidity issue worse. My pots are kinda cheap shit though - perhaps with a higher quality fabric, you get less of the humidity spikes...

Any thoughts?

Run your tent open for a while, "burp" it.

Fishing...

I haven't this year nor done my river kayak trip. Fuck.


Man, columbian red is blasting out just even in all directions. I might end up with a half open mushroom cap shape canopy. I'd scrog but the NL5 needs it's chance and the mamacita or dispensary bean or whatever needs to sprout. I have a slot open but I need better soil, top had too much clay even though I worked it out with the perlite and a bit of sand.
I do like mixing soils though, get your hands up inside her and tickle the guts before you knock the pot up! Cannot wait for my compost in the spring, I'm going to give it a fat long build and brew time. Hopefully the mushroom plugs grow trash eaters extrordinare because there is enough cardboard and brown paper in there.

 

[ChairmanFester]

A buddy was grabbing from kitchen cabinet and crushing pills and railing them at house party.He was done before I knew cause he grabbed the dog tranquilizers. Still catch him zoning out looking at lala land 25 yrs later

MY deceased (surprise!) friend was told his vial of acid was bunk so he drank it. I guess how much doesn't matter at that point but 1000 hits? Then he started this creepy rant when nobody was paying attention to him about bugs and mites and ants in his bones building colonies all the time, just randomly. I think he passed away on cocaine.

 

[closettrapper217]

Think step 1 would be to maximize space usage, 2x4 tent so 24x48, I’d run something like these, 5gallon rigid square pots they are fabric pots that hold their shape square, you could squeeze 8 in there side by side like @HerbalEdu does that would help you utilize every inch of floor space with soil, I like to veg in stages (multiple up pots usually) but that would work to where you veg in maybe a 1 gallon then pop them into these 5’s let them root out for a week to stretch their feet, then flip

I’ve ran the fox farms whole liquid lineup I have I think almost all their liquids c I did make the switch to greenleaf megacrop for a bit (good stuff)

I’ve done Gaia green and FF trio combo runs those were really nice, just the Gaia alone with some other organics does very well.

I’d suggest picking up the Gaia Green once you run out of the FF trio it works great stand alone, but can tweaked all different ways, I think some of my cleanest heaviest most aromatic runs came from my gaia runs

Not to mention once you amend it’s just tap water till next top dress every 4 weeks (in between there is when I usually make a EWC tea, give em some fish emulsion, maybe some Great white shark or Fish Sh!t for a microbe boost

Weird you should say. I just ordered all square one gallons for my flower tent yesterday to maximize space.

I run one gallons because I’m in coco but definitely five gallons for soil.

I’ve become mildly obsessed with using every inch of space. You know just to be economical and shit lol

 

[ChairmanFester]

Weird...

Well, you're going that far, might as well make a mini hoist to gently lift bags straight up and able to be moved around in 3d space, that will handle rotation and clean out days.
Which for me is tomorrow but thankfully tent arrangement #345 is that much more convenient. I should weigh pots too.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Fishing in UP Michigan for Muskie. Great weather for it overcast and rainy for 3 days. Only caught walleye and Northerns.
Had a stringer of walleye tied to the canoe drifting weed beds in the crystal clean water and my eyes picked up the fact that the canoe has stopped and is now drifting backwards. Could not tell looking at the water had to look at the trees. WTF
Looked down and then over to the strung walleye and see about a yard of fish tugging on the stringer. I grabbed the stringer and briefly fought a musky for lunch.
It looked like some psycho had taken a razor knife to the walleye. I packed the cuts with butter and baked it in tinfoil.

Uncle used to take us fishing out at a cranberry bog by Plymouth when we were kids. My brother caught a Pickerel that was huge, uncle grabbed the net to bring it up into the canoe and that's when it vomited up a living large mouth bass about 8 inches long. Smart phones came along way too late!

 

[Ninjadogma]

My Friend was Duane. He ate roaches and any random pill in any random medicine cabinet.
One time he was safe from pregnancy for like a month..........

When I was a teenager I was at my grandparents' house and decided to play Scrip Roulette with some of the contents of grandpa's medicine cabinet. Later they found me asleep on the couch sporting a raging boner.

 

[closettrapper217]

I feel for ya, my whole body is like one giant bone spur, wrapped in arthritis.... lmao

oh, and I'm on home oxygen.... feckn emphysema/copd

I'm not to brilliant at times...


Case in point, a few weeks ago,
I had my o2 tube draped under my chin
while I was smoking the end of a marijuanas...

bc, I'd almost caught my nose on fire already,
bc I'm a dumb-ass & thought the "No Smoking,
Oxygen In Use" warning was basically BS... IT'S NOT!

You saturate your hair with it, like in your nose or beard
and it's like mixing it with acetylene... or magicians flash
paper! It's becomes that flammable! And puffs off a
shorty are enough to ignite it.... Big fn time!


DOTE!!! Somebody get that man a
DARWIN AWARD PRONTO!!!

Damn @FloridaMike be careful brother!

I’m sure your doc is stoked about you chiefing joints with or without oxygen but I get it hahahaha

Every time I make bho lately In the back of my head I picture cap saying. “No Darwin awards” haha

I work in the oil and gas industry and it always surprised me when I just started how lax the mechanics and shit were with smoking around big tankers of gas and propane etc lol I can picture the guy that trained me Bobby sitting there with a big ol Winston in his mouth literally filling propane trucks haha here’s something pretty cool if they have to weld on a gas tanker they actually fill it with gas instead of emptying it because it’s a higher flash point. . Big sickos welding on that shit lmao

 

[ChairmanFester]

Well, you're going that far, might as well make a mini hoist to gently lift bags straight up and able to be moved around in 3d space, that will handle rotation and clean out days.
Which for me is tomorrow but thankfully tent arrangement #345 is that much more convenient. I should weigh pots too.

To elaborate... the extra wraps and capacity mean GENTLE. So put this in the top to lift bags then park them hung or move them around, or whatever you need. Even set them on a rolling platform or wagon.

2 Ton Poly Rope Hoist Pulley Wheel Block and Tackle Puller Lift Tool 65 ft Rope | eBay

Increase your ability to lift with this Pulley Wheel Block and Tackle Puller Lift. Zinc Plated, Drop Forged Eye Sling hooks and Clip. 65 Feet of 5/16" Rope. 2 ton Working Load Capacity. Rugged 2.5" Nylon Pulley.

www.ebay.com

 

[closettrapper217]

Well, you're going that far, might as well make a mini hoist to gently lift bags straight up and able to be moved around in 3d space, that will handle rotation and clean out days.
Which for me is tomorrow but thankfully tent arrangement #345 is that much more convenient. I should weigh pots too.

Nah I just gently lift them with my hands lol wtf

 

[ChairmanFester]

Hmmm that doesn't involve inventing things. I'll just jot you down on the appropriate lists... and THERE all good!

 

[Uncle_Strawberry]

MY deceased (surprise!) friend was told his vial of acid was bunk so he drank it. I guess how much doesn't matter at that point but 1000 hits? Then he started this creepy rant when nobody was paying attention to him about bugs and mites and ants in his bones building colonies all the time, just randomly. I think he passed away on cocaine.

I remember shrooming and as I came out I filled both nostrils with about 30 hits acid each. Then a day later I was dropped off at home for thanx giving dinner with my family and relatives by local police they never saw that and I don’t remember why they drove me cause I was frying until following day. Acid was fun and never had a flashback like they warned

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Uncle used to take us fishing out at a cranberry bog by Plymouth when we were kids. My brother caught a Pickerel that was huge, uncle grabbed the net to bring it up into the canoe and that's when it vomited up a living large mouth bass about 8 inches long. Smart phones came along way too late!

Dixon Lake about 5 miles down the road we watched 8-10lb bass fighting over a trout. One had it in it's mouth and 2 others were following on either side. Trout was too big to swallow whole. Amazing to watch.

 

[closettrapper217]

Well, you're going that far, might as well make a mini hoist to gently lift bags straight up and able to be moved around in 3d space, that will handle rotation and clean out days.
Which for me is tomorrow but thankfully tent arrangement #345 is that much more convenient. I should weigh pots too.

You have a complex brain lmao how me saying I’m going to use square bags instead of round turns into making a hoist so I can move my plants in 3d space.

I wish I could follow the map of your brain that shit took bahahaha

I love it haha

 

[ChairmanFester]

You have a complex brain lmao how me saying I’m going to use square bags instead of round turns into making a hoist so I can move my plants in 3d space.

I wish I could follow the map of your brain that shit took bahahaha

I love it haha

Well if you square out your whole tent 3x2 which seems to be max, rotating will be a bitch and weighing, and for me bent over lifting...
a hoist means you could:
Lift
Rotate
change it's spot by hanging one for a second and sliding the other under
gently raise it to lift it out
raise it to set the grow bag on something with wheel so you never lift it.

 

[Crazyformes]

A buddy was grabbing from kitchen cabinet and crushing pills and railing them at house party.He was done before I knew cause he grabbed the dog tranquilizers. Still catch him zoning out looking at lala land 25 yrs later

My generation....we were partiers...ludes, LSD, weed.....shit these days damn kids bring pills from there families med cabinet and put in a bowl....mix and grab a handful....thyroid meds can make you have thyroid problems....crazy

 

[Ninjadogma]

Random post. I'm alway looking for creative catch phrases that might just help someone survive getting caught in an ocean rip current if they happen to remember and it sticks.

Getting caught in a rip current is like bumping into Mike Tyson. A harmless encounter unless you decide you want to pick a fight.