THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Mikedin]

 

[closettrapper217]

Morning homies finally home from work for a few days haha, was a long night but got home, got my 1080ti installed in my PC already, went and checked out the garden smokin a j… got a late pic

Found a few romas on the ground gotta get another round picked for the wife

Quick question

How tf did you get your hand to move like that lol

What do you have six knuckles per finger or something?

 

[ChairmanFester]

If I want to list AI victories since I got premium:
Unfucked my airflow
tuned the light and re engineered my aux light
sold me on ditching the bottom base I made for the bags
now has separate "personalities" for yard grow, tent grow, house plants, jerky business and laser business all saved
The columbian red is at least partly going gangbusters because of it
100% increase in metrics recorded
unlimited analysis and compare/contrast
premium picture generations
more and extra effective letters to companies begging for shit and getting something sometimes

 

[donkanaille94]

not mine


'Just go to a dispensary bruh. This life ain’t for you'

;)

 

[ChairmanFester]

not mine


'Just go to a dispensary bruh. This life ain’t for you'

;)

As per usual, I say "why not both?".

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

not mine


'Just go to a dispensary bruh. This life ain’t for you'

;)

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What’s up with the closed circuit camera?? Is this some sort of psychopath who enjoys torturing poor helpless cannabis plants , while watching from a far??

 

[donkanaille94]

Best part is how the f do you overwater like this? Pour two gallon everey 24h?

Edit: TWO GALLON OF BLEACH OR WHAT

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[donkanaille94]

As per usual, I say "why not both?".

i'd oppose. if you do it like that... congrats on the elecricity bill and nothing else

And yeah, the equipment aka the security camera made me laugh so hard. im not anywhere to a pro, but come on. Is it so hard to not fuck em up with watering every day?

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

i'd oppose. if you do it like that... congrats on the elecricity bill and nothing else

And yeah, the equipment aka the security camera made me laugh so hard. im not anywhere to a pro, but come on. Is it so hard to not fuck em up with watering every day?

The phrase less is more goes a long way when it comes to cannabis cultivation, especially when starting out. Watering is probably the hardest thing for most new growers to figure out. That combined with the fact that an overwatered plant and underwatered plant both look similar. I feel like a moment of silence is in order for all of the fallen cannabis plants killed by overwatering

Both home and abroad….

 

[closettrapper217]

What’s up with the closed circuit camera?? Is this some sort of psychopath who enjoys torturing poor helpless cannabis plants , while watching from a far??
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It’s like a torture room hahahaha

Eacape room for cannabis

 

[ChairmanFester]

i'd oppose. if you do it like that... congrats on the elecricity bill and nothing else

https://www.harborfreight.com/100-watt-monocrystalline-solar-panel-57325.html

Don't ask me what amount it offsets but two of these and 4 car batteries supply power before my little 2x2x3.5 touches the grid. I *think* I only use like 20 watts. Not that it's even very much anyway, a 100w vivosun LED, 100w possible side light that really doesn't get used, air system... it's not much.

 

[ChairmanFester]

GOBAI 4k Wifi/DEV broadcast w/Motion Detection, 2-Way Audio Siren, Night Vision, Cloud & SD Card Storage

​

$15 I guess my grow tent is getting 24/7 monitoring.​

​

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

It’s like a torture room hahahaha

With no safe word?

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

With no safe word?

Safe word is : calmag

 

[Justlovetogrow]

not mine


'Just go to a dispensary bruh. This life ain’t for you'

;)

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Nothin a bit of cal mag won’t fix edit: Mcfly beat me to it

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

It’s like a torture room hahahaha

Eacape room for cannabis

Brought to you by the:Greenskeepers—-

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

It puts the calmag in the bucket or else it gets plain hose water again!!!

 

[ChairmanFester]

ohmygodIcantfuckingwaitforFRIDAY!
(sample bud day)

 

[ChairmanFester]