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[ChairmanFester]

Final numbers on the inaugural shit shack grow:

295 g
1.5 g per watt
3.25 g per day

My AI slave estimates I'm running at .7g per watt and 1.1g per day. It's not running complete info probably.

 

[Ninjadogma]

My problem with ai is when its right its right but when its wrong doesntvsay i dont know but makes shit up.and now you trust it for years and then it fucks you one day. Similarry thats one of the things i hate in people as well when they cant say i dont know.

If I were an AI and I didnt know the answer or didn't want to give one, I'd just throw out a 503 server error.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Have you seen the explosion of weenie clauses in "AI "answers? Now even in the text of the answers you see wishy-washy bullshit like " no common consensus" or " "further study may be needed *
Menu driven diagnostics have been tried for years as a well trained technician is very expensive. GM tried this by backing down on tech training and increasing menu driven when they launched the new scan tool that replaced the tech2.
Remember AI is nothing more than a string of " if B=$thengoto239804 " with a lot of memory and speed
Now the fun part. A recent review of 2900 masters degrees final thesis found that 20% of them were claptrap bullshit with huge foundational inaccuracies of basic principles of STEM.
And they are now integrated into AI.
From 2002 through 2007 an internal audit of GM found 15% of all technical information specs were not accurate and had to be " updated "
Every last bit of information released by the " government " has been washed in the machine. More invalid points.
AI will fail due to inputs. Incorrect data.

That just needs the right If/then.

IF data is faulty,
THEN divide by zero.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Mine quite often says I'm asking an AI to do a person's job or I need to ask a more complete question to get the answer it thinks I want and a few other surprising but common results. A few times it asks me to consider asking my question in parts. If I see a FB post saying "Barack Obama: The time he STOLE a Soccer Trophy!" (didn't happen) I'll ask it and it will give like 4 answers: how it's definitely not, could it be "said to have happened" in some way, how you could bend honesty to say such a thing, and finally how it's directly and literally not true.
Maybe I've abused it but it learned I hate yes/no answers and want citations.

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[Mikedin]

Good morning folks hope everybody’s doing good smoking all types of spliff and enjoying cups of coffee plural.
Tending to crops that are vigorous and belligerent I ordered a little 2 x 2 x 3 tent to toss underneath the new shelf that I’m installing and also it’ll be for running that solo cup challenge deal I figured might as well just go ahead and pop a bunch of seeds and get them rolling and by the time I harvest you know they should be a decent size and I’ll be able to contend in that their contest I’ve been needing one for a little while being in the bunker now anyway it’ll be a good spot to do some nursery work and keep my cloner busy regardless of flower
So I had to remove four more males yesterday that were part of that batch that came with those seeds that I had the growing out of the Hydro, a big ass chunk has now vanished into the nether realms. It’s all good though I should still pull up you know a pound or so out of here.

mornin brother! sucks to pull the males but experience gained is worth the time!

 

[Ninjadogma]

Precisely why looking at building a rolling plant cage starts with "I have used a hammer before and I know what inches are", otherwise you won't know AI just told you to build a fucking brinks level security cage when you don't need it. The uneducated dingus will just build the time-waster.

I didn't ask AI for any help with this project... and it shows.

Kidding... I'm pretty happy with how it turned out and the creative sourcing of materials. To secure the screen to the PVC I found this PVC moulding at Lowes that was concaved on the back side and it contoured perfectly to the pipe. So I cut 2 inch pieces of it and screwed them right to the pipe.

I did get the idea of PVC-IN-PVC for a long hinge from some dialogue with an AI though.

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[Crazyformes]

I’m literally just got off the phone with the guy who owns that place and he really did me a solid man and my shipping and handling was like four bucks for my order and he actually turned me onto some pretty bad ass shit that I wasn’t previously aware of But that being said it’s not really his fault if his shipping is high for certain items it’s the fed the shit is out of control. Everything’s gone through the roof every single package just for tracking has gone up $2.50 per and now three days longer to get to its destination Like a buddy of mine here went to go and price out sending me a light that he was gonna give me and the amount of money they want to ship. The light is fucking absurd has nothing to do with the

I’m literally just got off the phone with the guy who owns that place and he really did me a solid man and my shipping and handling was like four bucks for my order and he actually turned me onto some pretty bad ass shit that I wasn’t previously aware of But that being said it’s not really his fault if his shipping is high for certain items it’s the fed the shit is out of control. Everything’s gone through the roof every single package just for tracking has gone up $2.50 per and now three days longer to get to its destination Like a buddy of mine here went to go and price out sending me a light that he was gonna give me and the amount of money they want to ship. The light is fucking absurd has nothing to do with the HydroBros.

Sweet at least someone got a deal. I will just be happy to get the valve and set up my system. I ordered some of the halo watering rings as well I got 4...9 inchers and 12.. 5 inchers....

 

[Crazyformes]

Those albies are considered trash fish down there, but are extremely plentiful and can swim 40mph after hammering your fly or lure. But they taste horrible so they are considered a waste of time.

We caught a 6 foot sailfish....they say they aren't good to eat....but the fight...wow. We released it....just fun to catch...

 

[ChairmanFester]

Sweet at least someone got a deal. I will just be happy to get the valve and set up my system. I ordered some of the halo watering rings as well I got 4...9 inchers and 12.. 5 inchers....

vivosun includes two anti-flowback valves in the $40 kit with 8 distributors.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I found these on amazon....

If I had another tent I'd slap one of these on the columbian red, top it again, and let it bush the fuck out for another 2.5 or so weeks lol.

 

[Grownsince95]

Never judge a smoke when it's the first of the day unless you can't manage a second one.

Well I'm on number two and I'm glad I didn't let the sherbet mature any longer because it is quite heavy in the body stoned department and my brain has been on 1000 all day.

I just told my partner I feel like I have eight tentacles and a superior neural network

 

[Captspaulding]

mornin brother! sucks to pull the males but experience gained is worth the time!

In all seriousness though, I’m hoping to pull at least 2 1/2 three out of here but that really depends man adding some shelves I’m getting that other tent so I’m gonna be making some more room. Hopefully I can just get things as fat and chunky as humanly possible by spreading some shit out and the lights that I have on the bottom that have been underneath the shelf I’m just gonna flip them upside down so they’re shining up through the bottom of everything else so they’ll be under lighting going on all that. It’ll boost the yield, but now I’m fairly certain I have everything sexed.

 

[ChairmanFester]

In all seriousness though...

Plant males near people you hate.

We caught a 6 foot sailfish....they say they aren't good to eat....but the fight...wow. We released it....just fun to catch...

Sailfish steak is excellent but you need to treat it right, sweet hawaiian is nice.

 

[Captspaulding]

Plant males near people you hate.



Sailfish steak is excellent but you need to treat it right, sweet hawaiian is nice.

I always stick them out back man. By the time I see that they are actual male flower. There’s enough of a window for me to be able to get a pollen dump to harvest some of it before it starts to revert back to veg because the days are still kind long of here
But the ones that start the mutate back into vegetative, I’ll go ahead and stick those by people that I hate

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[Florida_Mike]

IT'S A BOY!!!

1st little guy just popped up this morning.
It's grown 1/4" in the last couple of hrs. It's
on a little wedge of leftover agar.
I don't expect it to get much bigger,
but it's a pretty cool little "hello"...

 

[Crazyformes]

If I had another tent I'd slap one of these on the columbian red, top it again, and let it bush the fuck out for another 2.5 or so weeks lol.

Columbian Red.... I just pulled a Forest Gump..