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[Ninjadogma]

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Doc: I've got bad news and worse.

Old Stoner Give it to me straight. What's the bad?

Doc: You've got a rare form of testicular cancer and you'll never have an erection again.

Old Stoner: And what's the worse?

Doc: You're exhibiting symptoms of cognitive decline. Your memory recollection is going to start being affected.

Old Stoner: Whew. That's not so bad. It's not like I've got a rare cancer preventing me from ever having another boner.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Urine Collection & Preservation | Alkali Scientific

alkalisci.com

 

[Florida_Mike]

I own a scooter,
I have an excuse though
It’s getting around the pits at the track in between rounds to get food and check track conditions and shit. And it comes down to the size of my trailer, the car being loaded in it with all the equipment that I need and the back of my truck being full of other equipment that I need that it was the best option as opposed to a quad, let’s say. Also to check what times my competitors are running. It makes it handy cause I’m a clown and we can do whatever the fuck we want and look dumb as shit doing it.
Fat bitches need love too Craig…..


There’s a reason there’s no pictures of me on that thing. I haven’t allowed it for years. might as well be a fucking magic carpet

 

[Ninjadogma]

are you aware there's a city in NM that is called 'Truth or Consequenses'

I want to go there.

There's also a town called Intercourse, Pennsylvania. I want to visit as often as I can.

 

[Florida_Mike]

There's also a town called Intercourse, Pennsylvania. I want to visit as often as I can.

Might want to avoid this one - "Dick's Cutoff, Utah" lmao

 

[ChairmanFester]

"HALF!"
kek
Ok well I tested a ride around the block, it's got a little zip for a guy with a spinal injury lol. I mean, what could go wrong running it to max range twice within a few hours of pulling it out of the box?

 

[ChairmanFester]

Benchmark Scientific B1201 Micro Bead Sterilizer | eBay

When the chamber is filled with the included glass beads, high temperatures (up to 300C) can be used to eliminate the presence of bacteria, spores and other microorganisms. The supplied safety cover can be placed over the opening to conserve energy and reduce the heating/ramping rate.

www.ebay.com

Fuck I don't have a space age scissor cleaner...

 

[Mikedin]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Till

Till the wheels fall off!!

 

[Ninjadogma]

I gotta say, the biggest improvement I made to the clone box was adding a $7 variable speed USB fan. I was only about 60% success doing monsters but they were typically taking a good month to 6 weeks and sometimes longer to even root. I took these two weeks ago. One of them already had enough roots to put into a pot 2 days ago. They had high humidity the first day, backed it off 24 hours later and they've been thriving at around 50% RH. This is first batch with the fan. I was about 80% success with regular clones with a turnaround of 3 weeks to a month. I'll see how things go with some regulars after this. I was too late to save my Durban but I put a couple Ice Cream Cakes back into veg so I can grab some branches. I've got an air pump and a stone, next project I'm thinking of kludging together an aeroponic.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

There’s a kid in my neighborhood with a scooter thats pushing 50mph no problem! Stupid fast, like just a zip of sound past the house now his other buddy has the electric dirbike, that shit hits 60+mph easily but that sounds like a shopping cart full of cans thats runaway down the hill from the bum pushing it, so you can here a ways away.

Call me old fashioned but when I was a kid if you operated a motor vehicle on the street you needed to have it registered and you had to have a license. If you were 14 years old and got caught riding a dirt bike on a public road, they’d impound it and either put you in protective custody or call your parents to pick you up. Repeat offenders would get charged with driving without a license and operating a unregistered vehicle. Nowadays these kids are ripping around the streets on these things at ten years old doing 45 mph. How the hell are they getting away with this shit.??

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

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AMEN: now bring the mutha fuckin ruckus!!

 

[ChairmanFester]

Call me old fashioned but when I was a kid if you operated a motor vehicle on the street you needed to have it registered and you had to have a license. If you were 14 years old and got caught riding a dirt bike on a public road, they’d impound it and either put you in protective custody or call your parents to pick you up. Repeat offenders would get charged with driving without a license and operating a unregistered vehicle. Nowadays these kids are ripping around the streets on these things at ten years old doing 45 mph. How the hell are they getting away with this shit.??

Most places it has to not exceed 15mph lol, like, incapable of it. And it's a bike, legally, with all the hand signal shit and helmets. I think also no combustion engines.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Call me old fashioned but when I was a kid if you operated a motor vehicle on the street you needed to have it registered and you had to have a license. If you were 14 years old and got caught riding a dirt bike on a public road, they’d impound it and either put you in protective custody or call your parents to pick you up. Repeat offenders would get charged with driving without a license and operating a unregistered vehicle. Nowadays these kids are ripping around the streets on these things at ten years old doing 45 mph. How the hell are they getting away with this shit.??

We used to "tow ride" on skateboards being pulled by a car or a motorcycle. It's all shits and giggles til you get the wobbles.

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

Just had a short stop off in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu ..well, its hard to describe!

 

[ChairmanFester]

Electric Scooters and Bicycles and Other Unregistered Vehicles | NY DMV

Guidance for electric scooters, electric bicycles )e-bikes) and other devices that do not need to be registered in New York.

dmv.ny.gov

NYS Open Legislation | NYSenate.gov

www.nysenate.gov

I think this is the national norm.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Just had a short stop off in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu ..well, its hard to describe!

You're in NY, that's an Onondaga Indian name.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Just had a short stop off in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu ..well, its hard to describe!

Pssst. That's the "safe" word.



Edit: Fuck you YouTube and your parental controls!

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

Pssst. That's the "safe" word.



Edit: Fuck you YouTube and your parental controls!

My safe word is Dont Stop!

 

[BearWater]

Riding a scooter is like riding a fat chick. It’s okay to do, just don’t let your friends catch you doing it.

My grandpa used to tell us this about mini bikes!