THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Justlovetogrow]

Hey, I say G'day too, but with a Geelong-ish accent. I'll stay outta ya red pistil hair, but sing out if ever in need of anything, I am kind, thoughtful and giving, and as those words suggests, a bit of dipshit as well, a quaddy if ever to be.

Gday mate pleased to meet another Aussie on here hope your a Cats man I been a cats supporter since birth (mum) I’m down in Tassie

 

[SlingShot]

Nah mate, Magpies since birth, though nowadays I only watch sports that require two balls, bikes, cars etc., and pleased to meet you. I wonder if our day in the sun will ever come as to prohibition?, hmm. Oh, and go Cats, I guess.

 

[Captspaulding]

 

[Captspaulding]

Bunker be doing bunker type shit
Late, but alive.
Belligerent and numerous.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Nah mate, Magpies since birth, though nowadays I only watch sports that require two balls, bikes, cars etc., and pleased to meet you. I wonder if our day in the sun will ever come as to prohibition?, hmm. Oh, and go Cats, I guess.

Mmmaaaggg nope can’t say it dunno if we can be friends only joking I might of met the 1 good Pies supporter I dunno mate we have way over priced medical now so that’s a start I suppose or if you live in Canberra like the pollies it’s decriminalised but as far as having dispensaries and the like I think we are miles off it shame really to many do gooders Fuck them anyway been growing since highschool won’t stop now

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Bunker be doing bunker type shit
Late, but alive.
Belligerent and numerous.

Bunker bursting Capn lookin sweet as I actually got my seeds into the country so il be back growing myself in a week or so once Ive cleaned everything up can’t wait oh and we have another Aussie in ya thread we taking over man

 

[Captspaulding]

So fking TRUE! Ever lose 150+ seedlings overnight? I have. And dozens of killer herb. I use to get up early every morning and pull slugs off the greenhouse walls and anywhere else the little fks were. Today I've got my wire shelves framed with copper pipe
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I am not fking around any more.

Damn plumb that’s ingenious
You know I’ve got some tubing in my backyard. You know what would make that go even farther bro a jigsaw a table vice and you split every tube in half and get twice as much footage out of it but that’s a damn good barrier last night before I took my little video outside. I must’ve picked 100 of them off in about 10 minutes.
They are hands-down, the biggest pest out of almost everything that I deal with here. They are fucking relentless dude the amount of money that I spend in snail bait and that shit is not fucking cheap for some reason it’s kind of absurd.

 

[Captspaulding]

Bunker bursting Capn lookin sweet as I actually got my seeds into the country so il be back growing myself in a week or so once Ive cleaned everything up can’t wait oh and we have another Aussie in ya thread we taking over man

BLIMEY
KRIKEY
Who’s down for a round of proper shoey shots?
As long as he don’t bring the koalas around.
We will be all types of gravy.
They have the clap.

Bro it’s about time to get you back on the grow.
You can show some of these knuckleheads how you crazy bastards do it where the toilets flush funny

 

[Captspaulding]

Here is when she was started... wayyy too long ago

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I bet once I get her really hitting flower cheese will return

Dude, I actually fear the worst the last time I was speaking with him. It was right before he kind of dropped off, but he was having some lucky losers that were about on a regular basis on his little situation he had going outside there. I was suggesting to him to turn the tables a bit And get some hunting cameras and strap them down low on some trees, and I even suggested for him to dress appropriately and go up in the trees and hang out watch these motherfuckers that were possibly watching him. That being said I don’t think he even got to that point if you would’ve at all, I know what I would’ve done But yeah man he had a few plants turn up missing and then poof no more cheese. I legit miss that dude I really hope that he just went on a vacation where there’s like sombrero’s full of cheese that he’s dipping some bad ass weekend nachos into.

 

[SlingShot]

Hey Captspaulding, the Aussie in question here. I've been reading your various posts, expansive, extensive and informative, a helping guiding hand as I see, thanks.

 

[Captspaulding]

Hey Captspaulding, the Aussie in question here. I've been reading your various posts, expansive, extensive and informative, a helping guiding hand as I see, thanks.

Man, it’s my pleasure, dude glad to be of any type of help at the end of the day and always stoked to see another like-minded individual hanging out in the train wreck. It’s a good spot with even better people.I have a bit of an off color sense of humor, but I mean well, and truly believe laughter is medicine, while just wanting to see people be successful in what we all do,
Because at the end of the day, dude, this clown is just another brother that does it too
Not sure if you’ve been around for a while or if you’re new to The Farm I’m pretty sure you’re new but if you are welcome to The Farm
This threads rad the collective knowledge base is thick and on point,
Feel free to contribute in anyway

Pragmatism
A willingness to share,
A decent sense of humor,
Still learning everyday

 

[SlingShot]

Shoutout to Msnl the little seedbank that could after my beans were stuck in Melbourne for over a week I lost all hope nearly kissed the postie straight on the mouth fuck yea I’m back now let’s hope I get a gem keeper Cap Junky n il be a very happy boy gunna splash em in a week or so plant pics will be incoming I’m Fkn stoked man fresh genetics hell yea now I’m gunna order more from em il be Fkn jonny weed seed in no time

Just me again. On home soil I've used both CG Seeds and Sacred Seeds with no shipping worries and all popped. The selection isn't as you find overseas but they're here and ready to go. I had success, and, umm, not success shipped from the good'ol land of the free, though genetic choices are superior. I guess there are scammers out there and postage hassles so thought I'd tell of my own experience.

 

[amneziaHaze]

I own a scooter,
I have an excuse though
It’s getting around the pits at the track in between rounds to get food and check track conditions and shit. And it comes down to the size of my trailer, the car being loaded in it with all the equipment that I need and the back of my truck being full of other equipment that I need that it was the best option as opposed to a quad, let’s say. Also to check what times my competitors are running. It makes it handy cause I’m a clown and we can do whatever the fuck we want and look dumb as shit doing it.
Fat bitches need love too Craig…..


There’s a reason there’s no pictures of me on that thing. I haven’t allowed it for years. might as well be a fucking magic carpet

Wouldnt a dirt bike take less space?

 

[SlingShot]

Still learning everyday

Tells me everything I need to know of the clown. Yes new, I like to learn and to share what I've learned. I joined RGL as I thought I'd be outta my depth here, but after crushing some grows (hmm) and realising you guys aren't elitists then count me in, and glad to be.

 

[Crazyformes]

12mph limited by a governor from probably 15pmh max. I'll upgrade and tinker of course. But for now it's 16 minutes each way using half power and I can charge a bit while I'm there. I figure all the numbers can go up 30% with some eventual work.

No scooter for me.... ebike all the way, strap some speakers on them and away you go.

 

[Captspaulding]

Wouldnt a dirt bike take less space?

Well, sometimes I’m toting my wife along with me or she is running it herself easier for her or I’m hauling gas I’m going to the tech area and grabbing a 5 gallon pale of VP. It’s easier to tow it back to my pit area with the spot that your feet rest on with a scooter, seriously, fucking convenient in that aspect Same thing with Hauling food back, hauling people’s egos and shattered dreams, that kind of thing…. but really the scooter really doesn’t take up any space and a larger dirt bike definitely would take up a bit more space like seriously dude I use up every inch in my trailer for tool racks and shelving and shit. Also has to house a generator the fuel for the generator my toolbox my jack, tables, easy ups chairs for everyone to sit in coolers pressurized air containers. Spare set of slicks there’s more too……

 

[Captspaulding]

Tells me everything I need to know of the clown. Yes new, I like to learn and to share what I've learned. I joined RGL as I thought I'd be outta my depth here, but after crushing some grows (hmm) and realising you guys aren't elitists then count me in, and glad to be.

Oh yeah man you’ll fit in perfect here, brother that’s what’s up,
I meant what I said about koalas though man

 

[Captspaulding]

Wouldnt a dirt bike take less space?

Scrolling back over this again, I digress a dirt bike would be much better personally getting up there a bit, so I’m not sure. I would rock one of those, but I would sure love to be rolling on a quad
I have a 20 foot trailer, but inside the box is actually 17 and some change the tongue and hitch take up the other 2 3/4 ft The car is a little over 13 feet long. So my easement for all the shit that I need to bring spills over into the back of my truck quick

 

[amneziaHaze]

Scrolling back over this again, I digress a dirt bike would be much better personally getting up there a bit, so I’m not sure. I would rock one of those, but I would sure love to be rolling on a quad
I have a 20 foot trailer, but inside the box is actually 17 and some change the tongue and hitch take up the other 2 3/4 ft The car is a little over 13 feet long. So my easement for all the shit that I need to bring spills over into the back of my truck quick

I dont know how big of a person are you but you ever saw those mini dirt bikes :)

 

[Captspaulding]

I dont know how big of a person are you but you ever saw those mini dirt bikes :)

Those are what instantly came to mind when I read what you said, but I would totally rock one of those tiny crotch rockets. The only problem with those are is there’s nowhere to put my giant balls.