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[Florida_Mike]

[I THINK]

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GET

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HERE

 

[Florida_Mike]

I now know why the dead don't bother with us.....

It's sooooooo fucking

fantastical on

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bacK!

 

[Florida_Mike]

 

[Florida_Mike]

That one was total ego dissolution....

There was no "I"

to be able to type

during the
peak

whew....

 

[Crazyformes]

Do you hear those crickets? Cap must be getting his clown car ready to rumble. That or in 13 minutes its 420. Maybe he's rolling a big fat dobey....or most likely.....its real early where he is....he's getting his beauty sleep. Any how heres to you @Captspaulding....your Bob Barker is working on multiple colas....im gonna top again once it gets a little bigger before I tent and scrog it.
Setting up my new rigs today....one tent already up... the other will be up today... I will install the lights and ventilation as well. Im gonna pump all air into my 4×8 which has the charcoal filter and a ventilation hose that goes out into the world. Got a good deal on a few ipower 32x32 tent kits...$40 for one of them and $50 each for other 2. Happy 420!!!

 

[Mikedin]

Morning homies!

Down to 47 this morning

 

[Crazyformes]

Morning homies!

Down to 47 this morning

Yes its fucking cold....my bush (hey...hey...its not the 70's...I'm talking about my weed bush...) is going crazy with this cold weather...look at these buds Mike....they are on 4' stalks...a bud every 1/8 of an inch.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Hi VIVOSUN Team,


I recently saw one of your small VIVOSUN grow tents (looked like the 2'×2' size), and it reminded me to reach out. Would you be willing to send a complimentary unit in exchange for no money?


In return, I’ll consider:

• Do a video where I dump it out of the box, ignore the directions and assemble it on ketamine
• Share crayon drawings of how I'll automate it
• Post the review across a backwater grow forum full of unmedicated schizos and a russian, which is redundant

A compact tent fits perfectly into my current indoor-gardening workflow, not my budget and I’m tighter than two coats of paint with money. If a sample unit is possible, please send me that and coupons. If samples aren’t available, I’d appreciate a discount code or a some other corporate hand-job.


Thanks for considering it.


Best regards,

Alt subject lines you can use:

• Request: sample small VIVOSUN grow tent for review
• Inquiry about a complimentary 2'×2' VIVOSUN tent for testing
• Quick partnership ask: we fuck, but only I get to cum

 

[ChairmanFester]

Shocker, Glock sells out it's customers. But Gaston died and the widow is a full on horse furry who sells horse semen online. So Glock is going for a fun ride as a company anyway, expect metal shavings in the chambers and tool marks made by bricks lol.

 

[Crazyformes]

Hi VIVOSUN Team,


I recently saw one of your small VIVOSUN grow tents (looked like the 2'×2' size), and it reminded me to reach out. Would you be willing to send a complimentary unit in exchange for no money?


In return, I’ll consider:

• Do a video where I dump it out of the box, ignore the directions and assemble it on ketamine
• Share crayon drawings of how I'll automate it
• Post the review across a backwater grow forum full of unmedicated schizos and a russian, which is redundant

A compact tent fits perfectly into my current indoor-gardening workflow, not my budget and I’m tighter than two coats of paint with money. If a sample unit is possible, please send me that and coupons. If samples aren’t available, I’d appreciate a discount code or a some other corporate hand-job.


Thanks for considering it.


Best regards,

Alt subject lines you can use:

• Request: sample small VIVOSUN grow tent for review
• Inquiry about a complimentary 2'×2' VIVOSUN tent for testing
• Quick partnership ask: we fuck, but only I get to cum

Had a bad expierience...did you? I posted the ipower deal I got from a local online auction....got 3...$40,$50,$50. They are 32"×32"×63".... they want $246.00 brand new but come with alot of stuff. If you are tired of vivosun and want an alternative here you go.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Had a bad expierience...did you? I posted the ipower deal I got from a local online auction....got 3...$40,$50,$50. They are 32"×32"×63".... they want $246.00 brand new but come with alot of stuff. If you are tired of vivosun and want an alternative here you go.

No I like my tent. I'm just fishing for free shit. I sent them one now too.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Morning homies!

Down to 47 this morning

That first vid of the indoor gal man she is gunna be a beast

 

[Justlovetogrow]

No I like my tent. I'm just fishing for free shit. I sent them one now too.

It’s that out there it may even work

 

[Crazyformes]

No I like my tent. I'm just fishing for free shit. I sent them one now too.

Kewl....hey I should own stock in Vivosun..I have 3 tents ,12 lights , de-humififier, humidifier, so many accessories.....but if i can pick up these tents for $50....why not.

 

[TestTime]

No I like my tent. I'm just fishing for free shit. I sent them one now too.

Then you haven't used enough tents. They all suck. Build your own room.

Of course, you might have to have conversations with other people that touch on reality. Nah you can't do that, Roo. Fucking crazy.

Hold on a second. You posted something about guns. You have guns? And you want the ability to turn them into machine guns without restriction?

Yeah, no.

Uh-oh. I've touched the third rail. I've directed something straight to the chairman.

When I was a little kid I spent a lot of time sending letters to car manufacturers and car add-on parts manufacturers. All the racing companies got letters from me. I collected stickers. I had a hell of a collection.

So anyway, I'm new and I'm trying not to trigger a shitstorm and I was told not to talk about politics here or religion. Holy shit, the only things really worth talking about and I can't talk about them?

Okay, I'll try to keep you entertained and hang out and post some pot porn but we can't go into the important subjects.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Kewl....hey I should own stock in Vivosun..I have 3 tents ,12 lights , de-humififier, humidifier, so many accessories.....but if i can pick up these tents for $50....why not.

It was actually a grow shop that put me on to their brand. He said the biggest headache he sees is people who otherwise can grow but they get fucked up by 4 different brands' shit in one tent and none of it is designed to work together but duct tape has strength of will.

 

[Mikedin]

Yes its fucking cold....my bush (hey...hey...its not the 70's...I'm talking about my weed bush...) is going crazy with this cold weather...look at these buds Mike....they are on 4' stalks...a bud every 1/8 of an inch.

Hell yeah she’s beautiful, excellent node density looks like she stretched real similar to mine, with even denser nodes than mine, I have some 4-5’ stalks straight off the base of the trunk they really did nice as far as veg and setup, now we gotta see if we can finish em

I’m damn near enclosing the area with plastic and stickin a little heater in there lol one in the garden is on its own I’m hopin all 3 pull through and we’re just in a little cold dip if it starts getting cold like this, this early it’s gunna be a shitty fall for sure

 

[JIMKSI64]

So wife and I am at that resort on Hilton Head. Yesterday was a rain day so we did not do much. I did meet my hero of the week last night at 7pm.
So with rain the resort does a limited amount of stuff. The bar is still open but a lot of staff gets reassigned. Thus my hero.
One of the employees decided to park in the top of a water slide and the only reason I could see him is we are on the 5th floor looking down. He has the blue mats you slide down the thing all stacked around him like a clubhouse. The gate at the bottom for the stairs is closed and the closed sign is up. About every minute or 2 a cloud of vape gets blown through a towel and every now and then his head bobs in time with the jams.
For 6 hours.
For 6 hours we lead a parallel life. Chilling listening to Jams and trying to get a good buzz with a vape. I had to pay to do this and he is getting paid to do this.
Would not think of finkin this dude out. He is where he belongs. If they have to employee people like that then let them hide from customers so I do not have to deal with the shitty attitudes like the check in crew.

 

[Mikedin]

That first vid of the indoor gal man she is gunna be a beast

She’s stretchin nice just ending week 2 in another 2 days she’s filing in nice too

Looks like she’s liking the 2nd round in the living soil, same pot I ran the Frostette in last run too so I’ll really be able to see how she varies from new soil to re-amended rerun

 

[ChairmanFester]

Then you haven't used enough tents.

A few things may save you a lot of time:
Generally the vibe is pro-liberty, in a proto-libertarian Ron Paul kinda way. But we don't live and die by it and we post personal politics in other places. You may want to focus on things which aren't predictably friction points. We're I think variously "faithful" even if it's to an old Jorge Cervantes how-to or a motor sport or something... but some are catholic, jewish, hindi, whatever. Text of faiths doesn't exactly flow with the vibe.
As far as me: I'm not Chairman of anything, it's an old DOS game reference. "Monkey Island" series in-joke. I advocate for the personal ownership of plutonium, and advise reading the OSHA manual. I don't want to turn my own guns into machine guns; I can't afford the ammo. I want you to be able to do so if you so wish and aren't under 18, adjucated insane, or a felon, i.e. "not a citizen".

GODDAMN LAZY FUCKING POTHEAD FUCKS!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (lol)

So wife and I...