THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[ChairmanFester]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

My girl started watching tires and I was so mad then ended up loving it. Reminds me exactly of working at the motorcycle shop as a teen.

Some of my fondest memories of workplace shenanigans took place working in automotive repair shops. I use to work at a Midas , and my buddy Andy (RIP) would always yell PACK IT! The second the boss was gone. And packed bowl was quickly lit and passed around. Well we use to have a little too much fun, and one day we decided to fill a trash bag full of acetylene and we used a cigarette taped to the bag or something like that for a wick. That thing let off the loudest boom ever. It literally had mufflers and tail pipes swinging back and forth on the racks from the shock wave, pretty sure it set off a car alarm in the parking lot.
Then there was the time we had an airbag removed from a dodge dakota and we ran wires to it and hid behind a tire rack and contacted the wires to a battery. The fucking thing went off from a face down position and hit a steel i beam 25 feet above and came back to the ground just as hard in a split second. Made a gong sound as it hit the beam. Threw the wires like twenty feet behind us in our tire bunker. Crazy how violent those things are.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Some of my ...

I've set off junkyard airbags but the one in my Jeep Liberty was a wet fart lol.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Fkn world prob be a better place Marty I’m sure the animal kingdom wouldn’t complain

Naw dude, animals kill everything, death is inevitable and we all face the reaper. I totally accept that if I die in my sleep that my cats are probably gonna eat my face. Only difference is most animals kill for food, only a few kill for fun. But the thing that really pisses me off is roadkill. Our oak trees are starting to drop their acorns and you can’t drive a mile without seeing ten dead squirrels, a raccoon, opossum, a skunk a few rabbits and a porcupine. I slow down and lay on my horn and the furry ones scurry away and live another day, ten minutes later some asshole tears down the road and hits every single one of them. The main reason why our cats don’t get to go outside.

 

[Putthataway]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Have deliberately not shot my son with needles and needles of whatever the fuck they are passing off as "preventative medicine" and haven't taken him to any preschools. For this reason, he is practically a nephilim, 3.5ft at 2.5years old. Knows all the words (dang it), colours, shapes, numbers, alphabet etc etc, never sits confused or bored, never gets frustrated (and with a dad like me who flies off the handle on any little thing I've fixated on during the day), always rational, relishes everything we have ever given him to eat without a fuss, strong as an ox always willing to help out...y; know just present. We have made an effort not to give any Tablet or iPad so as not to make a habit of externalising his existence, so he knows where he is and not out there somewhere in the ether, hooked on the next scrolled dopamine hit! Nope, nope, nope, we let him watch all the YouTube music he wants to, educational nature documentaries etc (knows all the animals even platypus) and he is fussy about what he enjoys. Pop fluff does not impress! I'm not saying we are getting it right, but I'm not saying we aren't either. Let's just say his light is as bright as it ever was, as is the life laid out ahead of him, because of our foundational hard work. He came through in a dream when he was about a month from being born. This massive curly-haired, fiery-eyed warrior leaned in and said, "Hey, Dad! My name is Rune...just so you know!" I woke up instantly and told my partner ", Baby, he just told me his name" She was like ", That's good, dear", and we both went back to sleep, content. It's our duty to him to do what we feel is best for him and his future. And so far, what we are doing is working for us. Luckily, for now, they haven't made these things mandatory here in New Zealand. Decentralisation or what we call Hapu-based education, council and justice...and it works. You don't lock criminals away, you parade them around in the community, make them accountable, make them use their words in front of those whom they respect and explain themselves, work closely alongside them so rehabilitated positively by working with them and giving them projects they can call their own and eventually hold pride in. This rebuilds negative value systems with positive ones. Value systems that are strong enough to brace against in a strong wind, that will ground you to where you are, who you are and your place in this world. Oh gosh, I'm gonna say it, Kids these days have almost fully dissected themselves from reality, dissociated from birth practically, with a shit diet and values and screens. They have nothing to anchor them in a storm. No roots..just aimless lost NPCs..y'know the goal of the system we see around us in the first place. Heaven forbid we live the 30000+ years we are capable of living and use more than 10% of our brains (that is fully debatable) that we currently use. Uff..











i wont continue....smh!

The videos are disturbing and I don’t have the patience to watch them after ten seconds, but how you are raising your son is beautiful and I love hearing about more parents who are involved in actually raising their children, not conforming to some bullshit norm. Hats off to you sir.

 

[Putthataway]

 

[Putthataway]

 

[ChairmanFester]

Naw dude

I politically advocate for the right to privately possess anti-air flak guns for the unlimited war against canadian geese. They are the only retarded animal you could kill in ten seconds that still has the nerve to actually provoke fights.
Edit: Geese are the number 39 (!!!) killer of cannabis plants worldwide, outdoors!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Nature is brutal. Ever watch a hawk catch and eat a rat? Nasty stuff

I have pictures of a red tail eating a squirrel. Was working at a roast beef shop and went out to take a toke break and this fucker looks over his shoulder at me like I was trying to steal his dinner.

 

[ChairmanFester]

A. Plant diseases are among the top killers of outdoor cannabis.
A1. Botrytis (gray mold/bud rot) rapidly destroys inflorescences under humid, mild conditions. :contentReference[oaicite:0]{index=0}
A2. Powdery mildew widely infects hemp/cannabis leaves and bracts and is common outdoors. :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1}

B. Insect pests that target buds/leaves are major, frequent losses.
B1. Corn earworm (Helicoverpa zea) is a serious outdoor hemp pest; feeding in flower buds causes significant economic loss and triggers bud rot. :contentReference[oaicite:2]{index=2}
B2. Aphids (including cannabis aphid) are established pests of hemp outdoors and can vector viruses. :contentReference[oaicite:3]{index=3}

C. Weather/abiotic hits regularly wipe plants.
C1. Frost/freezes damage or kill hemp; thresholds in the high-20s °F are injurious. :contentReference[oaicite:4]{index=4}
C2. Wind/hail cause lodging, breakage, and field-scale losses (documented hail disasters; wind = physical damage). :contentReference[oaicite:5]{index=5}
C3. Herbicide drift from nearby crops injures hemp and reduces biomass. :contentReference[oaicite:6]{index=6}

D. Common critters & crawlers beat geese on prevalence/severity.
D1. Slugs/snails often kill seedlings outright; a classic outdoor garden killer. :contentReference[oaicite:7]{index=7}
D2. Deer/rabbits routinely devastate gardens unless fenced/excluded. :contentReference[oaicite:8]{index=8}

E. What geese actually do (and where).
E1. Canada geese are grazing herbivores that prefer short turf and cereal/row crops near open water; main ag damage = grazing seedlings, trampling, and fouling. :contentReference[oaicite:9]{index=9}
E2. Documented crop damage focuses on grasses/cereals (corn, wheat, soy, hay) and turf; guidance & management come from wildlife agencies, not specialty-crop pathologists. :contentReference[oaicite:10]{index=10}

Inference: Since A–D are globally common and severe for hemp/cannabis, while E shows geese specialize in turf/row crops by water with little evidence of cannabis targeting, geese belong **well below** the top-30 hazards ➜ ~**#39**.


STILL TOP 100!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!

 

[Crazyformes]

I was able to sneak home on Tuesday and tend to things. I snapped a few pics while I was home but really didn't have time to give a proper tending.

So that last picture, I promise you there's not a herm there it's just a funny angle I shot from. But you know when I walked by that plant it stopped and caught my eye because it grew those pistil hairs really thick and white and I hadn't ever seen that expression before.

Don't want to hear that herm word..

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I've set off junkyard airbags but the one in my Jeep Liberty was a wet fart lol.

Those things are supposed to be attached to something when they go off. I bet you could lift a refrigerator six feet into the air if you put an air bag face down underneath it.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Those things are supposed to be attached to something when they go off. I bet you could lift a refrigerator six feet into the air if you put an air bag face down underneath it.

That's a fair average force, yeah. A good friend and I talked to the range and tried "stress shooting" set target numbers, locations, etc and we'd shoot while getting a supersoaker in the face or a strobe light, airsoft style (no such thing in the 2000s) flashbangs, snappers, whatever. 3 shot groups of 4 target stickers on a white paper sheet at 50 yards or something, not real long.
Did it help? Idk we were into soviet weapons and shit just being young men. Only defensive involvement of a gun I ever had was a guy stuck in the little window over my sink years ago and it was stupid and her got real hurt when I used it like a club. Evidence shows AKs can hurt you in several ways. You should experience dropping one out of a frozen hand on your toe.
EDIT: my high ass forgot to mention "airbag goes off under junk" was a distraction method.

 

[Mikedin]

I’m here homies I promise haha, busy as FUCK just enough time to rip one and continue haha

 

[JIMKSI64]

Chillin the most.

Die bugs die!

 

[ChairmanFester]

Chillin the most.

What a romantic setting.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Me little teeny tiny babies be growing

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

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What a romantic setting.

Damn dude, you shut it down
Like how the fuck do you respond to a dude like that in the picture that says that to you like awkward puberty screech
“tha anks”, or macho man “thanks BROTHER” , or try to laugh it off and run away, hoping he’s too top heavy to run after you? It’d probably go down like this:

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I don’t remember if I posted these since repotting and major cleanup of the 3x3 , but here’s a over head of the:
Cali blue bottom left
Banjo blaster bottom right
Congolese top left and right
Mekong top center