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THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

ALL YOUR WEED SUCKS DICK BECAUSE YOU GREW IT ORGANIC INSTEAD OF HOSING HER DOWN WITH MIRACLE CHEMS!!!! LOSERS!!! (quiet ass flower motherfuckers)
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ALL YOUR WEED SUCKS DICK BECAUSE YOU GREW IT ORGANIC INSTEAD OF HOSING HER DOWN WITH MIRACLE CHEMS!!!! LOSERS!!!
(quiet ass flower motherfuckers)




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#81,702
SlingShot said:
keep talking like this and I can ditch my other forums, arfcom anyone, I've been narrowing my choices down for a 37mm for shits'n'giggles, a rotary 6 round, an under barrel, or a stand alone, choices, choices, oh what mischief I'll be
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I've had more than my fair share of fun with potato launchers. 🤣 Those are just PVC pipe and a bbq spark button ignitor. I'm remembering one of the last encounters. We were all drinking out front and my neighbor gets an itch to launch some potatoes. So he runs into the garage all excited and shit and then walked back out moping. Apparently his wife knew we were drinking and about to be up to no good. So he comes out sand says "Dammit, she hid my bag of Russet potatoes on me..." Then he got this drunk shit eating grin on his face and he shouted, "But she forgot about my bag of Idaho Reds!" He ran back in, grabbed the bag and we were off launching until his wife came outside with a very pissed off look on her face. Yeah buddy you're toast! 🤣
 
#81,703
Drunken shenanigans. Love it.
Couple of friends and myself were at the house of a bro shooting pellet guns and drinking. Words were spoken and a bet was made. Who is the best shot.
After 3 round me and a bro were tied for 10x hits on 3 runs. We needed a more accurate measure of accuracy.
Jimbo ( not jimski ) found a candle and we decided whoever can shoot the flame off the candle without hitting the wax is the winner. Well after 4 shots the candle is 1/2 the length but we had a winner!
Then we all lost.
The candle had been on the fireplace mantle. You know a place of honor where you would put your marriage unity candle and the Baptismal candles for the 3 kids and such.
They are divorced now

Edit. Now that I think about it the kids are divorced. Been a while....... .....
 
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NisterMice said:
Hi Farm! I've been away for a bit. Lately I had these conflicting emotions, then paranoia kicked in... so I decided to abort the grow and to sell my tent. I will go the big pharma route and get a med card.



















Does anybody remember the AVGN theme song? "He'd rather eat the rotten asshole, of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer..."

Not gonna stop growing anymore, no matter what! Plants are doing fine. Today should be the beginning of the 3rd week after 12-12 switch. So the stretch should nearly be over. Thank fuck, because the bastards pushed for the limit. Fortunately the plants seem dialed in totally now. They can handle the full output of the LED at closer distance without the praying taco routine. Here's the latest pic I took:

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Finally I got an answer by Dutch Passion. The clawing of the Strawberry is probably due to it standing too wet at times. The new shoots where I topped the plant look massive - I have to take more pics later.
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A better pic this time. Buds are showing after 15 days and so far I couldn't spot no male/hermie:
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And here's the topped node of the Strawberry Cough:
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I started to add a bit of Epsom salt, just to be save on the magnesium side. Calcium should be plenty enough in my water. Soon they will get one more mix of bacteria and molasses, then the pellets will do the rest until harvest.

Have a great day farmers! I'll be checking in from time to time.
 
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I don't have any weed pics to share until I can get back tonight and tend to everything. Man it's like a full on remote grow with wife out of town but at least my daughter is getting the vegging plants in the shed at night. It makes it all the more special when I get up there and get a whiff.

In the meantime, here's a quick clip of one of the dogs being goofy to put a smile on your face.

 
#81,707
JIMKSI64 said:
Drunken shenanigans. Love it.
Couple of friends and myself were at the house of a bro shooting pellet guns and drinking. Words were spoken and a bet was made. Who is the best shot.
After 3 round me and a bro were tied for 10x hits on 3 runs. We needed a more accurate measure of accuracy.
Jimbo ( not jimski ) found a candle and we decided whoever can shoot the flame off the candle without hitting the wax is the winner. Well after 4 shots the candle is 1/2 the length but we had a winner!
Then we all lost.
The candle had been on the fireplace mantle. You know a place of honor where you would put your marriage unity candle and the Baptismal candles for the 3 kids and such.
They are divorced now

Edit. Now that I think about it the kids are divorced. Been a while....... .....
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#81,708
Ninjadogma said:
I've had more than my fair share of fun with potato launchers. 🤣 Those are just PVC pipe and a bbq spark button ignitor. I'm remembering one of the last encounters. We were all drinking out front and my neighbor gets an itch to launch some potatoes. So he runs into the garage all excited and shit and then walked back out moping. Apparently his wife knew we were drinking and about to be up to no good. So he comes out sand says "Dammit, she hid my bag of Russet potatoes on me..." Then he got this drunk shit eating grin on his face and he shouted, "But she forgot about my bag of Idaho Reds!" He ran back in, grabbed the bag and we were off launching until his wife came outside with a very pissed off look on her face. Yeah buddy you're toast! 🤣
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Potato launchers are unsafe and giving them to kids goes on your PERMANINT REKKORD!


JIMKSI64 said:
Drunken shenanigans. Love it.
Couple of friends and myself were at the house of a bro shooting pellet guns and drinking. Words were spoken and a bet was made. Who is the best shot.
After 3 round me and a bro were tied for 10x hits on 3 runs. We needed a more accurate measure of accuracy.
Jimbo ( not jimski ) found a candle and we decided whoever can shoot the flame off the candle without hitting the wax is the winner. Well after 4 shots the candle is 1/2 the length but we had a winner!
Then we all lost.
The candle had been on the fireplace mantle. You know a place of honor where you would put your marriage unity candle and the Baptismal candles for the 3 kids and such.
They are divorced now

Edit. Now that I think about it the kids are divorced. Been a while....... .....
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Pellet guns are time honored betting material for old people who should know better.


TheGoldenRoad said:
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Now watch Reno 911 and drink every time someone violates one of the three rules with a gun...
 
#81,709
Ninjadogma said:
I don't have any weed pics to share until I can get back tonight and tend to everything. Man it's like a full on remote grow with wife out of town but at least my daughter is getting the vegging plants in the shed at night. It makes it all the more special when I get up there and get a whiff.

In the meantime, here's a quick clip of one of the dogs being goofy to put a smile on your face.

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You just wanted to show off your new hose nozzle .
Where do I get one?
 
#81,710
Scootered my ass for weed again but it was a dispensary sale, $100 ounce of cherry pie x lemongrass (???). Unnamed, Untitled, un-something brand in NY. 26.5% not bad really. I like citrus but lemon least and that's two lemon crosses lately for me. Still not getting away from Cherry Hell lmao. Cherry gelato x Lemon Haze or something lemon last time too but it was way way more sativa.

Must be close to this: https://humboldtseedcompany.com/lemongrass/
 
#81,711
JIMKSI64 said:
You just wanted to show off your new hose nozzle .
Where do I get one?
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Dont know, my folks have it. They have an artificial grass lawn and three huskies shitting all over it so they have a system of marking the turd spots, picking it up and then hosing the area... and that oscillating mode does a great job doing deep scrubbing with just water pressure.
 
#81,714
ChairmanFester said:
Potato launchers are unsafe and giving them to kids goes on your PERMANINT REKKORD!



Pellet guns are time honored betting material for old people who should know better.



Now watch Reno 911 and drink every time someone violates one of the three rules with a gun...
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We must of been heathens....one pump on the petet gun....no shooting above the shoulders....or below the waist....
 
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#81,718
TheGoldenRoad said:
Oh yeah. In the Central Valley, spending $70 at the dispensary will cost you $100 after tax. Those are sh**ty figures.
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I was spending over $100 a week so like 400-500 . Then recreational arrived the quality of the medicine went down costs went up. My initial 2x4 buy in with soil pots, clones paid for itself. I haven’t bought herb since the first harvest, so probably about 4 years ago
 
#81,719
TheGoldenRoad said:
Oh yeah. In the Central Valley, spending $70 at the dispensary will cost you $100 after tax. Those are sh**ty figures.
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I'm a medical user, and it bothers me they even charge a tax for that. There's supposed to be a break but the only break I've ever noticed is I can walk out with a few ounces if I want and rec users can't.
 
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Ninjadogma said:
I'm a medical user, and it bothers me they even charge a tax for that. There's supposed to be a break but the only break I've ever noticed is I can walk out with a few ounces if I want and rec users can't.
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In Arizona recreational is taxed astronomically high. Buying the license for medical pays for itself if you are using daily. The edibles percentage was reduced for recreational, so the dispensary just stopped selling the higher thc. Again medicinal users get screwed. They have the same here medicinal can have 2ounces and recreational can have. They monitor it to. So if get that two ounces and you run out you can’t fill until 2weeks.
 
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