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[closettrapper217]

Spooooicy

 

[ChairmanFester]

I like that I'm sober after 25 years but I just met a Flynnstoned (dispensary) manager at the ukrainian home and she gave me a free joint of Blue Dream and tried to buy me shots. She was goddamn fish in a barrel. And me sober there with the child and mom lol. Second thought that might've been good.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Ok so these are heavy drones and the triangles are mostly concrete and rebar, they aren't 100% solid but you get the idea.
The drone flies out a bunch of these in the middle of the night and silently leaves them on roads in enemy territory 20 miles behind the front. Since the enemy is 100% guaranteed to be driving around at night with the lights off and drunk, lots of them slam into the surprise road obstacles.
It's kinda fucked up that this is an official way of doing things now lol

 

[keepthelandraces]

Lol oops!

 

[keepthelandraces]

I like that I'm sober after 25 years but I just met a Flynnstoned (dispensary) manager at the ukrainian home and she gave me a free joint of Blue Dream and tried to buy me shots. She was goddamn fish in a barrel. And me sober there with the child and mom lol. Second thought that might've been good.

Lol you live in Syracuse and like 100:percent that ik you

 

[ChairmanFester]

Good, you could have laughed at me live. She was being nice because I know people she knows lol.
I publicly link everything, not hard to confirm. Privacy being a fool's errand in the year of our lord 2025.

 

[keepthelandraces]

What's your actual name, man lmao I actually know you

 

[keepthelandraces]

.. are you Nick?

 

[ChairmanFester]

No, Tim. Syracuse is small though, I was in bands.

 

[keepthelandraces]

Uncle fester?

 

[keepthelandraces]

Can I call you Uncle fester?

 

[ChairmanFester]

Monkey Island, DOS era adventure/puzzle game.
Fester Shinetop, the sheriff in part 1, was the Chairman of something somehow in charge of an island in part II and Threepwood is the protagonist's last name but Fester Shinetop eventually turns out to be his father, and his original last name was Threepwood.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I am not sure if he had a nephew, but sure why not.

 

[Greenadian]

He sure did!!

 

[Greenadian]

But Chairman is bit more professional

 

[keepthelandraces]

.. yeah, I guess so.

 

[keepthelandraces]

I have a diagnosed paranoid delusion of thought.. FEED ME

 

[keepthelandraces]

Lol I'm sorry

 

[keepthelandraces]

Lol I'm standing in my neighbors bushes.. I better go home

 

[keepthelandraces]

If my neighbor catches me she might yell at me. Ut that's about it.