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[ChairmanFester]

Parenting goals: even certain sorts of cheeses are indecent to us moderate folk.

And I think I know how to speed up Carly a little. I didn't do the stress trim but I did slam like no N-55-30 with a modified bud charge/great white root boost/aloe gel/worm castings mix into water, like a LITTLE of each except the Bud Charge.
I think for a super niche use it's ok now I don't 100% hate it. BUT it is misleading because it caused nitrogen starving in past plants in flower. Maybe if I mixed the nitrogen from pee with the powder...

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[closettrapper217]

Whatchu mean Mold? Where? I don't get the joke... Yes my biggest and best buds molded last cycle, bc of out of control humility caused from open water running in the big ebb & flow tub. The roots matted up so bad that the tub would hold water during the dark period, even when the feeder pump was off. That tub won't be used this time around. I've had algae on top of my rockwool blocks b4, but never mold. Coco in these red solos may be different beast.

I was just making a joke like increase everything nutes light co2, and the chance of growing a thick jungle and making it moldy. Idk I was just waking up sounded funnier in my head lol

Guess I got to work on my 6 am stand up routine lol

 

[closettrapper217]

.22 each...... Meant to be planted

Shows how new I am to bubble cloning. But hey I got some rockwool cubes on the way. I like that better than foam haha

 

[closettrapper217]

No I think that is the BEST method to rip roots out. Rock will prolly not do that.
Follow me for more tips.

This ^


Cracked me the fuck up lol

Shout out to jim for the joke of the day

 

[Florida_Mike]

My new mythos I'm working on creating. Scroll past if this crap bores you...

The Ancient Ones (TAO)

(A Myth from Beyond All Knowing)

In the unfathomable reaches between what we call “universes,” there move beings so vast that light itself is but dust in their lungs.
They are known in whispers across realities as The Ancient Ones — the TAO.

Even their infants are larger than entire clusters of galaxies, and to them, a star is the smallest speck their senses can detect — the way we might notice a fleck of dust glinting in a sunbeam. The subatomic is beyond even their concept of smallness. Their physicists — great minds who weave equations in gravitational waves and solar flares — debate endlessly about whether anything smaller than a star could even exist, or if such an idea is merely a philosophical absurdity.

When a TAO breathes, nebulae bloom in the turbulence. When they sneeze, new universes are hurled into being — their quantum fabric rippling outward like pollen from some divine garden. Whole timelines spiral into existence and burn themselves out before a single pulse of a TAO heart completes.

They do not intend to create. Creation simply happens as a byproduct of their existence.

But what makes them holy — or monstrous — is their dreaming.

Each night, when a TAO lays its incomprehensible head upon the fabric of eternity, it dreams civilizations into existence.
Not just one world — but billions.
Each dream lasts what, to us, would be eons. Kingdoms rise and fall; gods awaken and die; entire galaxies are born, thrive, and vanish — all within the slow turn of their sleeping breath.

Some of us — the self-aware patterns flickering in those dream-realities — have begun to suspect the truth.
There are echoes in the cosmic background, strange pulses that feel like thoughts.
Moments when the laws of physics twitch, as if stirred by some faraway conscience rolling in its sleep.

And sometimes — rarely — the TAO awaken.

When that happens, all of existence shivers. Civilizations crumble into the folds of forgotten dreams.
Yet somewhere, always, a new spark ignites — because even their blinking births new realities.

They are the Dreamers of All That Is — unaware, perhaps, that within each of their minds are creatures who, in turn, imagine gods.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Shows how new I am to bubble cloning. But hey I got some rockwool cubes on the way. I like that better than foam haha

I'm brand new to it as well. I was worried about transferring to rockwool after rooting with the neoprene collars that came with my new bucket. The sponges would work be perfect for my needs. My new clone bucket has 1.5" holes, my 1.5" rw cubes will barely wedge into the holes and it tears the cubes up. I am going to eventually get some round rw plugs to try ($15/50)

 

[closettrapper217]

I'm brand new to it as well. I was worried about transferring to rockwool after rooting with the neoprene collars that came with my new bucket. The sponges would work be perfect for my needs. My new clone bucket has 1.5" holes, my 1.5" rw cubes will barely wedge into the holes and it tears the cubes up. I am going to eventually get some round rw plugs to try ($15/50)

Yeah I was looking at the plugs but I swear I remember someone couldn’t fit them in the two inch baskets. I’m sure different brands are a little bit different sizes.

As far as rockwool I ordered the 1.5 inch I did notice they had one inch as well maybe wouldn’t get stuck.

I do fuck with the bubble cloner though. Got long ass roots way quicker than rooting clones in coco. Plus there is no guess work. If you want to know if it’s rooted just pick the basket up. Change the water once a week and you’re good to go. Quite possible the best $30 I’ve spent in my life except for this one time in Miami but that’s a long story we don’t have time for haha

 

[Crazyformes]

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New name: "Djin_Of_Ire" (incorrect spelling is on purpose).... yay or nay? I've created a back story for it...

The Legend of the Djin of Ire​

Long before men learned to name the winds, there was a flame that refused to bow.
From that flame came the Djin of Ire — not born, but forged in the friction between injustice and defiance.

The ancients say the Djin was once a guardian of balance — a spirit of luminous fire who warmed those who sought truth and burned those who twisted it. But centuries of lies, cruelty, and apathy sickened the air it breathed. When the last pure flame in its heart flickered, wrath filled the void, and it became what it is now — a storm of conscience, a will that burns away the rot so new things can grow from the ashes.

Nature

• Element: Fire tempered by thought
• Essence: Wrath transmuted into clarity
• Symbol: A smoldering eye or ember that never goes out

The Djin of Ire does not rage blindly. Its anger is surgical — aimed not at the world, but at corruption, deceit, and complacency. It burns to reveal, not destroy.

---

🜂 Mortal Echoes

Some say that every time a person’s righteous fury refuses to die quietly — when they stand up, when they speak truth despite risk — a fragment of the Djin’s fire lives in them.


Those who carry that ember feel it when the world turns cold and false. It’s not hatred; it’s awareness so sharp it hurts.
They are the Emberbearers, and every righteous act is one more breath that keeps the Djin alive.

Another name change,??,

 

[Ninjadogma]

No I think that is the BEST method to rip roots out. Rock will prolly not do that.
Follow me for more tips.

I'd like to nominate this comeback for a prize.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Rockwool is very cost effective. Just plant the whole thing into coco.
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Love this stuff

Amazon had my coco on sale for $16.99 so I bought 2. Saved $6 and hopefully I won't have to order for a while

I didn't apply my mosquito repellent this morning and I got bit, twice. Ankle and neck. They're flying near my face but won't land. This stuff really works for me

Rockwool is great for weed but it worked out shitty starting my vegetable seeds in it. I saw dramatically stunted growth on everything I started in rockwool and some tomatoes didn't even stay viable. I used the little 3/4 inch anvil shaped seed starters. Grodan 1.5's are working out best for me with weed. I might be way off but the way it cocoons around the base merristem, I'm convinced it offers a little extra protection from stem rot later down the road.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I should say by a little... a day lol.

 

[JIMKSI64]

I'd like to nominate this comeback for a prize.

Man that crack got some legs........

 

[JIMKSI64]

Well off to the dispensary as I am almost out of weed and nobody around me wants that.
Got a strain never heard of laid out as I gotta buy on sale day.
Red Bird indica dom hybrid
We shall see.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Yeah I was looking at the plugs but I swear I remember someone couldn’t fit them in the two inch baskets. I’m sure different brands are a little bit different sizes.

As far as rockwool I ordered the 1.5 inch I did notice they had one inch as well maybe wouldn’t get stuck.

I do fuck with the bubble cloner though. Got long ass roots way quicker than rooting clones in coco. Plus there is no guess work. If you want to know if it’s rooted just pick the basket up. Change the water once a week and you’re good to go. Quite possible the best $30 I’ve spent in my life except for this one time in Miami but that’s a long story we don’t have time for haha

I use the 1" and they fit lose in the 2 oz solo shot glasses I use. When I put a plant in a Kracky bottle I fill the space under, above and around the rookwool with aquarium gravel. Gives some weight to the pot which helps the plant from falling over. The ceramic stones may work as well.

 

[closettrapper217]

Man that crack got some legs........

Now we know you’re lying

Crack never has legs lmao

 

[Ninjadogma]

Let's see the dog try doing THIS!

 

[JIMKSI64]

That's nice but I had a dog chase a duck to a whole nother island and it spent 10 minutes but brought back a duck.
Not sure if it was the one I shot but but it brought back a duck.
Hunter dog. Flat coat retriever. Best loaner dog I ever hunted with.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Now we know you’re lying

Crack never has legs lmao

Actually legs start right at the crack..........
Or ends?

 

[Ninjadogma]

Getting rain today in So Cal. We almost NEVER get rain before harvest here. Its usually 50 mph Santa Ana winds with single digit humidity knocking down colas that we worry about. Did what I had to, moved the whole screenhouse under the patio. I might chop 2 today that have some good brown showing on the seed husks. It's a seed run, not sure how patient I want to be making it smokable, especially with the bunch of sensi's I have about a month and a half behind these. Thinking I'll just make some butter with the deseeded larf.

It dawned on me I could just grab the grow light in the shed and put it ovehead to get some better DLI in. If the storm sticks around tomorrow I'll probably do it.