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[trygrowup]

The prawn. Exemplary chill companion.
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He died some 20 years ago.
I still have a picture standing on the shelf.

 

[trygrowup]

He screamed every morning very early to wake me up.
Couldn't teach him to stop screaming but i got him to go to the living room to scream instead.

 

[trygrowup]

That didn't stop him from trying to wake me up.
He found out how to activate the snooze function on my clock radio, so i ended up barricade my bedroom door at night.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

The late Bob Barker has a strain?

It’s a cross between two different Hawaiian strains that resurfaced back in 2023 , the seeds were from bagseed from a vacation to Hawaii in 1986 , that @Captspaulding had gone on as a kid. Kona Gold crossed with Maui Wowie.
Here’s a kola from day of harvest

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

How long y'all been on the Train Wreck?
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A bit

We’d just hit 1,000 pages when I started posting here. It seemed like a month later we’d hit 2k

 

[Ninjadogma]

We got a male here, right?
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Technically you're looking at the auxiliary branch and no sign of plant sex present but when there's only the auxiliary branch parked there it usually (but not always) means it's going to be a male.

I take those plants and put them aside as "suspected males" but occasionally there's a Tomboy plant hiding in the group that didn't want to show those lady parts early on.

 

[Ninjadogma]

That didn't stop him from trying to wake me up.
He found out how to activate the snooze function on my clock radio, so i ended up barricade my bedroom door at night.

Boss: Why you late AGAIN?

Trygrowup: My cat figured out how to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

 

[leroygreen]

Grandkid thinks when cutting an Onion it makes someone mad because they start crying

 

[trygrowup]

Boss: Why you late AGAIN?

Trygrowup: My cat figured out how to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

Actually happened irl. He hit the "alarm off" button once.
Everybody thought it was a sick excuse for being late

 

[trygrowup]

Technically you're looking at the auxiliary branch and no sign of plant sex present but when there's only the auxiliary branch parked there it usually (but not always) means it's going to be a male.

I take those plants and put them aside as "suspected males" but occasionally there's a Tomboy plant hiding in the group that didn't want to show those lady parts early on.

Ok. I just thought, when it have the two side branches, then that one should be a flower.
Is that wrong?
I also don't know all the terms like auxiliary branch.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I don’t even work in an office, but notice a lot of similarities between myself and Peter. This dawned on me last Friday when I had back to back deliveries to guys named Bob. A meeting with the Bobs as you’d say

 

[BearWater]

He screamed every morning very early to wake me up.
Couldn't teach him to stop screaming but i got him to go to the living room to scream instead.

Jumped in at this post here… “hmmm? Is he talking about his rooster? Dog or child? Must be a rooster”

That didn't stop him from trying to wake me up.
He found out how to activate the snooze function on my clock radio, so i ended up barricade my bedroom door at night.

Got to the next post… “damn thats a persistant and smart rooster!”


is it your dog?

 

[expat]

He died some 20 years ago.
I still have a picture standing on the shelf. View attachment 2625718

Looks like he's squashed under the glass I love it

 

[expat]

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
I wonder if they ever say no to anything, well, low key but strongly against established science of course, but if you just told them, whomever they might be, I think YOU are an alien. You are here to mess up science until nothing makes any sense anymore. Now people think you are science.

I'm back and forth on the ancient culture. If an advanced civilization existed before us, they can't have had metallurgy, right? We would have found some remains of something, right? But advanced in other ways obviously looking at stuff like the Easter island STATUES or the pyramids, your favorite giant old ass structure.

 

[trygrowup]

they can't have had metallurgy, right?

I think it's generally accepted that they had.
I mean they made nano size gold particles for gold covering things.
It's just the established science that is narrowminded on purpose.
You know, knowledge and secrets is power for the dark side.

 

[expat]

Weed I have heard is one of the first crops humans grew. Of course it was used as a drug. I don't believe there is a plant in the world that so many people have gone through so much trouble for I believe. It's like it builds in your brain when you get stoned the first time "How do I become self sufficient on this stuff?" Among the first times anyway.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Ok. I just thought, when it have the two side branches, then that one should be a flower.
Is that wrong?
I also don't know all the terms like auxiliary branch.

There's three growths at a node. The stipule thorn or claw, the auxiliary bud/branch that looks like a new top ready to grow any time, and the pre flower - not present early on and sometimes late. Just above that aux bud/branch is where a calyx or sac will show up once it matures. When I'm staring at a plant with just the aux bud/branch and otherwise bare, that raises my flags as the potential male.

 

[expat]

I think it's generally accepted that they had.
I mean they made nano size gold particles for gold covering things.
It's just the established science that is narrowminded on purpose.
You know, knowledge and secrets is power for the dark side.

But we should find metal objects that are much older than the ones archeology is finding, no? I mean the find dinosaur turds tand they are 65 million years old, but not a trace of a, you know, tool? A machine out of metal or something.

 

[expat]

Maybe the annunaki had psychic powers and built these megaliths for humans to worship and gather and live in some cases. So humans didn't need metal. The annunaki knew that humans who had metal would ROCK AND ROLL no, but metallurgy, would only immediately start thinking about ways of stabbing each other with it.

 

[expat]

The last annunaki died like ten years ago after giving the humans the Atkins diet.