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There Really IS A Lot Of Crap Floating In Space

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There Really IS A Lot Of Crap Floating In Space

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There really is a bunch of crap floating around in space, see here:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2417602,00.asp?google_editors_picks=true
Imagine having to get out and clean some 60's or 70's astronaut's crap off your shuttle wind shield. They probably always send the new guy or the guest European astronaut out to do it I bet. Shuttle Commander radio's in to Houston something like "Tell John Glen, we're bringing him back something special we found up here that we put in shoe box and wrapped up with a nice festive bow for him"

The Mad Crazy Bluzboy
 

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ttystikk said:
The only thing worse than a load of old astronaut crap is the fact that this frozen turd just punched a hole in your windshield doing 12,000 mph!

Ain't that some shit?
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That you then have to clean off your face mask because it's one of those, "Ohhhhh Mannnn, I got some John Glen on me" moments Ty. Started germinating "LA Confidential x UK Cheese Head x Romulan" seeds early this morning with the new moon at 3:35am buddy. That's why I am up posting at you at 3:35 fucking am as I got up to do the seeds EXACTLY with the new moon according to Scottish Pagan Druid rituals that I know exactly nothing about but try to grow by anyway with a degree of exact expertise that is actually novice and based in my knowledge of ignorance and then making it all applicable to something that is easy but I make it hard to make me look even dumber.
See what nonsense happens when the Bluz Dude gets up at 3am to germinate seeds.
Best to you Ty always,
The Bluzboy
 

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Pinch a loaf, it's grogan time, drop the Cosby kids off at the pool, take a dump, I am in the mood, got to have newspaper for a smooth move, daily.......love to crap..full of it for sure......one of life's pleasures.......
 
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I think probably being the guy/gal that still gets sent out to clean it off the windshield, SAT dish, telescope, or Hubble lens feels like the "astro" bathroom janitor for either.
Bluz
 
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chickenman said:
Pinch a loaf, it's grogan time, drop the Cosby kids off at the pool, take a dump, I am in the mood, got to have newspaper for a smooth move, daily.......love to crap..full of it for sure......one of life's pleasures.......
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You're just full of it. You know it's because of all that home cookin'!
 
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Bluzboy said:
I think probably being the guy/gal that still gets sent out to clean it off the windshield, SAT dish, telescope, or Hubble lens feels like the "astro" bathroom janitor for either.
Bluz
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That lump of shit hits the windshield at 12k mph, there won't be shit left to clean up...

This is actually a deadly serious problem, 'space junk pollution'. In orbits highest than about 100 miles, there isn't enough atmospheric drag to bring small objects back to Earth. This means all that shit- literal and otherwise- sits up there for years, decades, even centuries, making it ever more difficult to leave our planet and travel elsewhere.
 
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ttystikk said:
That lump of shit hits the windshield at 12k mph, there won't be shit left to clean up...

This is actually a deadly serious problem, 'space junk pollution'. In orbits highest than about 100 miles, there isn't enough atmospheric drag to bring small objects back to Earth. This means all that shit- literal and otherwise- sits up there for years, decades, even centuries, making it ever more difficult to leave our planet and travel elsewhere.
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The Skylab recently had to deal with some errant space junk you are speaking of. Read about Nasa sweating some junk that came pretty close to the station. I almost hit some space junk too when I was levitating with some Moonshine Haze and was ascending at light speed to a party on Saturn's moon Titan to hang with some Siren's I know there that live with my buddy Kurt Vonnegut.
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Bluzboy said:
The Skylab recently had to deal with some errant space junk you are speaking of. Read about Nasa sweating some junk that came pretty close to the station. I almost hit some space junk too when I was levitating with some Moonshine Haze and was ascending at light speed to a party on Saturn's moon Titan to hang with some Siren's I know there that live with my buddy Kurt Vonnegut.
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That was the ISS- they had to take minor evasive action to maintain a safe distance between them and some piece of- something- whizzed by. Skylab is NOT space junk; it burned up on re entry to the Earth's atmosphere zone 20 years ago. Showin' our age, bluzboy!
 
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ttystikk said:
That was the ISS- they had to take minor evasive action to maintain a safe distance between them and some piece of- something- whizzed by. Skylab is NOT space junk; it burned up on re entry to the Earth's atmosphere zone 20 years ago. Showin' our age, bluzboy!
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Yeah, I remember Skylab had some small pieces make it and fell in remote upper BC somewhere I think I read back then or heard in the news. The Mars survey is what I have been following at NASA
news wise lately.
Wow, all this time when they were talking about ISS in the news I thought they were talking about a medical acronym for old man indigestion of some sort that caused gas. I was thinking all that time, Oh yeah, I got that.
BB
 
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Seamaiden said:
<hangs her head down low>
Nobody got the pun/joke/reference. Maybe Dave got it.
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Seamaiden, I'm sorry, John Connor had me tied up in chains poking me with a cattle prod and was making sure I wasn't a real real old leaking seeping T6 model while his Mom was slapping me around about keeping up on child support until I mentioned I did not have any kids. They finally just took a bunch of my Marie Calendar TV dinners in the freezer and Stoffers pot pie I had been saving since 2006 for a special occasion and left. So. I'm sorry, did not mean to leave you feeling ignored. I just got back my access to a keyboard from the Resistance guys.
"I'll Be Back"
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7thson said:
Some of this crap has made it back home.:arghh:
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I'm waiting next on the first story of an astronaut having to remove a Trojan from off the Shuttle windshield, Sat Dish, or off the Hubbel tele lens, and NASA's ensuing explanation for it.
Bluzboy
 
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Bluzboy said:
I'm waiting next on the first story of an astronaut having to remove a Trojan from off the Shuttle windshield, Sat Dish, or off the Hubbel tele lens, and NASA's ensuing explanation for it.
Bluzboy
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NASA swears up and down that no astronauts have gotten their freak on in orbit. I think they're witholding classified information.
 
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ttystikk said:
I got it. My witty response was Terminated...
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Bluzboy said:
Seamaiden, I'm sorry, John Connor had me tied up in chains poking me with a cattle prod and was making sure I wasn't a real real old leaking seeping T6 model while his Mom was slapping me around about keeping up on child support until I mentioned I did not have any kids. They finally just took a bunch of my Marie Calendar TV dinners in the freezer and Stoffers pot pie I had been saving since 2006 for a special occasion and left. So. I'm sorry, did not mean to leave you feeling ignored. I just got back my access to a keyboard from the Resistance guys.
"I'll Be Back"
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:D :D
 
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7thson said:
You know we all hate rubbers!!!!!!:(
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A good buddy of mine that is a great blues harmonica player who would step up on stage with me once in a while would take a Trojan up on stage and pull it over his head till it and face till it covered just below his nose. Then he would blow the Trojan up till it exploded by pumping it up with air from his nose. I tried to get him on Letterman's stupid pet tricks to have him do this live on TV but they have not called yet.
The Bluz Dude Abides
 
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