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There Really IS A Lot Of Crap Floating In Space

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There Really IS A Lot Of Crap Floating In Space

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Medusa said:
There's a lot of crap floating all over the place. Just saying ;):cigar:
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"I'm crazy about a mercury" and Steppenwolf's "Jupiter's Child" or "Usually I am as high like diamonds",... er.. I mean "Lucy in the sky like diamonds", "Moon River" (sang this for my colonoscopy technician in a classic film actor Jimmy Stewart style impersonation in the key of E-flat while laying on my side on a table being probed for evidence of ET sex abuse and ET tracking devices), "Rocket Man", "Ride Captain Ride, On Your Mystery Ship", and who can forget I am a "Spaced Cowboy", er..., I mean Steve Miller's "Space Cowboy",
The Crazy Mad Bluz Singer Dude
 

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#23
Bluzboy said:
"I'm crazy about a mercury" and Steppenwolf's "Jupiter's Child" or "Usually I am as high like diamonds",... er.. I mean "Lucy in the sky like diamonds", "Moon River" (sang this for my colonoscopy technician in a classic film actor Jimmy Stewart style impersonation in the key of E-flat while laying on my side on a table being probed for evidence of ET sex abuse and ET tracking devices), "Rocket Man", "Ride Captain Ride, On Your Mystery Ship", and who can forget I am a "Spaced Cowboy", er..., I mean Steve Miller's "Space Cowboy",
The Crazy Mad Bluz Singer Dude
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Thats your wife on the back of my horse kinda space cowboy? Joker and a smoker,midnite toker,Your a mad kat outwest a gangster of love? Lets take the money and run buy some black panties,leather and lace Space Cowboy :cigar: with an angels face
 
#24
No all my wives were unapologetic drunks and would have fell of your Spaced Cowboy horse by now and would be hitchhiking across the galaxy to the nearest gin mill. I never run anywhere, but if I am stoned enough I have been known for exceptional form in Olympic Style Skipping using both feet and Competitive String Cheese Ball Room Dancing. I do a real mean String Cheese Tango or String Cheese Samba if the music is right kind and the right beat to inspire me.
The Bluz Dude Abides, never runs however, sometimes skips, or String Cheeses, an occasional cartwheel here and there, etc....
 
#25
Perhaps we were joined as siamese twins as I too have the quinesses record for skipping while balancing a small dog on my forehead while rolling a ball down a large incline. Bro
 
#26
Medusa said:
Perhaps we were joined as siamese twins as I too have the quinesses record for skipping while balancing a small dog on my forehead while rolling a ball down a large incline. Bro
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Then you will love my new idea for a TV talent show called "Dancing With The Wino's" where I would pair up famous respectable Wino's/Drunks(notice how I respectfully capitalized the previous professions)like the regular always happy guys and gals from elite gin mills like Chauncey's Bar and Grill, or Roastie's Stumble Out Inn, paired with always happy famous dancers/performers/singers like Paula Abdul, Brittany Spears, Beyonce, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, etc..... I would pair these Starz' with a equal in stature and fame professional Wino/Drunk and follow them through their rehearsals to a weekly performance night dance off and elimination over 12 to 14 weeks. I think this could really have potential. Hope some TV executive is out here lurking looking to finance my extraordinary good idea. This could be a big break for me as a 6 figure TV executive producer I think.
The Bluz Dude, Creative TV Programming Muse For Hire
 

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#27
My idea would be more like The Kardashians in a dunk tank and 10.00 buck a throw and you pick a door they land in 3 different types of shit ( dog,pig or there own if they land in there own they all go on to pick a door in which Lindsey Lohan lands in one of the other 2 piles .. I am thinking big bucks.. Throw in a few more IMPORTANT PEOPLE we could pay the entire debt of the U.S off in 10 mins .I know $10.00 is alot but you could advertise after Oxy clean and do buy one get one free plus shipping and handling..Gonna get right on this ...Best of luck in your future endeavers farmer see ya on shark tank.:cigar:
 
#28
Pay off the US debt in 5 minutes if you added Charlie Sheen and Lyndsay Lohan as targets besides the Kardashians. Have a good one Medusa. I'm off to a giant potent spliff of Tahoe Alien followed by a so bad its good SCI-FI movie from the 50's and then another from the 90's.
Best from the Bluzboy always!
 
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Bluzboy said:
Pay off the US debt in 5 minutes if you added Charlie Sheen and Lyndsay Lohan as targets besides the Kardashians. Have a good one Medusa. I'm off to a giant potent spliff of Tahoe Alien followed by a so bad its good SCI-FI movie from the 50's and then another from the 90's.
Best from the Bluzboy always!
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I like it partner !!
 
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