BLUZBOY!!!!!! Glad to see you're back! Staying dry out there all right?

Yes I am Ty. Up north of Greeley here we did not get anywhere the level of rain that came down in Greeley to the south or Windsor to the east. I got 2 creeks on my road out here pretty swollen and high but no where near flooding level for my home or surrounding fields. I have however for safety reasons taken out all my old instructional VHS tapes on swimming and treading water and rewatched them in fast forward just for a refresher of swimming techniques and I have been practicing holding my breath for long extended times(15 to 35 seconds so far) under water in the bathtub. I broke out my big rubber ducky blow up float that I wear to keep me afloat when I fake Olympic swimming techniques in backyard pools also. So I'm prepared if it gets worse out here. Trying to drive anywhere other than into Greeley however is a nightmare. But going to Greeley for anything is a nightmare too even though roads are easy and accessible to the town. Its Greeley, the Camden NJ of Colorado run by idjit neo-con crackers and a few competing gangs of Somali and Hispanic ethnic/cultural origins. My buddy in Windsor said it took him 45 minutes to drive to someplace in Loveland 8 miles from his house in Windsor due to bumper to bumper traffic on Hwy34 and Hwy 392 going west to keep from driving 5 miles(about 8 to 10 minutes driving time east) to west Greeley for bottled water. That says it all on the subject of Greeley does it not. They cannot flush their toilets in Greeley. They are on a no flush but nobody minds because they are used to insidious dastardly stink lurking about all the time there 24/7 even when they can flush. Come out and visit you rascal!!!!! We will imbibe some real Masari Sharif Afghani I just harvested and see the surface of Jupiter from my house. Sarah Palin obviously smokes inferior weed than both of us, she can only see Russia from her house. I got some of your Cherry Lime Haze blooming right too. I got Blue Dream, TGA Dairy Queen, Purple Jones, Merlin's Porn OG(XXX Og x Magic Merlin-HB420creation), Kim's Sister(aka Chem's Sister) but this is the really good looking sexy loose sister with charismatic personality,charm, IQ and wit, not the Kim's Sister who stutters with a lisp who prattles endlessly about Fox News crap. Got Flo(not the kiss my grits waitress) in bloom, and I got some Mambo(Mamba x Tahoe by HB420). I just popped beans at the new moon and have sprouted 2 THCSeed Company "Dark Stars"(Northern Pakastani Mountain Purple Kush x DJ Shorts Blueberry OG), The Truth x Alien Dawg(HB420 creation), Lemon Sour Diesel, and a seed of unknown origins that was found loose and unattended in the bottom of my seed bank container I have decided to call "Mystery Bluz". In the veg room I got Blue Dream, Dream Walker, The Truth, Merlin's Porn OG, Mambo, Flo, Jack Hererand IndiePower's Romulan. Got Indie Power's Romulan in bloom right now also. Got a Jack going into bloom tonight after I take cuts off her. I have Msari Sharif Afghani ladies vegging right now also.
Best to you always Ty from the Crazy Mad Ol' Bluzboy!!!!!!

Oh and I got several Rare Dankness' "Moonshine Haze"( damn incredible gear/beans/hybrid varieties them Rare Dankness folks create) ladies in veg too. Here's a few shots of "The Truth" taken in my cure room recently too. This completely Jamaican hybrid variety is just simply "perfect".
Best to all from the Bluzboy!

Been wondering where you went off to.

Seamaiden said:

Been wondering where you went off to.

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Computer crashed , terminal motherboard failure Seamaiden and being on fixed income it took me about 10 weeks to save up for a good replacement . HB420 aided in finding and acquiring a really great new sophisticated piece of hardware from newegg.com at a terrific price. I got a new tower with I5 processor, built in Blue Tooth and WiFi with installed antennas, 8 gig of ram, 1 terabyte hard disk drive, usb2 and usb3, HDMI, all types of Smart card readers, with both a dual layer DVD burner and a separate Blur Ray burner that can burn Blue Ray 3d even for 539 bucks. Got a Vizio 24" 1080P Tv for a monitor for 129 bucks from newegg.com also. I greatly missed my daily visits with you all here out on the Farmer and I am so glad to be back communing with everyone again. I went over 10 weeks with no internet or phone cause I use Mahgic Jack for phone. Talk about isolated. Metaphorically think, stranded on an island of corn fields with 4 yapping dachshunds for company primarily. I think I watched literally 4000 dvd's in the last 10 weeks when not working the gardens or walking dogs.
The Back On Line Crazy Mad Professional Competitive String Cheese Ball Room Dancer and Professional Competent Incompetent 20 dollar an hour Psychic and "I See Dead Pets and Sometimes Dead Aliens Too" Channeler and The one and Only Dead Pet/Dead Alien Whisperer/Guidance Counselor, The 'Ol Bluzboy.
The very best to you always Seamaiden!!!!

Hoo boy, he's been out of touch for awhile, and does he have a big ol' pile of words all built up! Let 'err rip, Bluz- tell us what you really think!

By the way, if you were feeling so isolated, why didn't you call? I was thinking that if you'd just gone offline, I'd have heard from you. Truth is, you had me fearing much worse than that... and I'm glad those fears were unfounded.

ttystikk said:

Hoo boy, he's been out of touch for awhile, and does he have a big ol' pile of words all built up! Let 'err rip, Bluz- tell us what you really think!

By the way, if you were feeling so isolated, why didn't you call? I was thinking that if you'd just gone offline, I'd have heard from you. Truth is, you had me fearing much worse than that... and I'm glad those fears were unfounded.

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No cell phone or cell service Ty so I was just kinda off the grid for a while. Hb420, Hot Sauce, an others were always checking on me though making sure I was still kicking and prattling like a 10 year old after 6 pepsi's and 4 candy bars like I do don't you know.
Prattling Crazy Bluzboy

I'll check into a back up plan. Pigeons, perhaps? At least they shit fertilizer...

I was rolling big joints and trying smoke signals. I also tried using my ESP and Psychic communication abilities but everybody else had theirs turned off except for a few stray cows who heard my psychic projections and came out to help but just milked the situation. I am a very competent incompetent Psychic, tarot card reader, and astrologer for dead people. Most of the stuff I tell them comes true too. I also have successfully helped a few Extra terrestrials find lost pets. Both ET's wrote me bad checks for my services however and skipped town.
The redundantly named Mad Crazy Bluzboy