Candy, like the munchies kind

So I like candy, and always have a few jars around filled with some goodies. Got a pile now from christmas. I went into the bulk food store with my wife once, yup stoned, yup should know better and when they rang me up $103.xx WTF yup the young lady says that must be a mistake let me check so she goes through it all again and yup $103 well by now my wife has walked out and I look at the cash girl and say got the munchies, fuck should have seen her face light-up, she smiling and drops a few inside remarks about it's almost 420, gives me a 10% discount. My wife was fucking furious with me. She got over it but now she gives me $20 when we go in. No I'm not 400 pounds not even 200. So whats your poison

I got wine gums, jujubes, Pink and white gummy teeth, gum drops, box of chocolates and just eat a chocolate.