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Chances Of Passing A Drug Test?!?

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Chances Of Passing A Drug Test?!?

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Will I pass my drug test?

  • No worries youll pass

    Votes: 8 66.7%

  • Better start drinking h20 and exercising

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • good luck youll prob fail it

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • Total voters
    12
#41
jackwhite said:
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someone told me about vinegar. how do u use vinegar? do you just mix it with water? and how much do you put in a glass of water? thanks!
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Seamaiden said:
I drank it straight! Ew!
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1 - 2 tsps of organic apple cider vinegar
1 - 2 tsps of blackstrap molasses
1 - 2 tsps of honey
8 0z of water

I take this twice a day...its a pick me up.
 
#42
jackwhite said:
:smoking::sweating::opps:
First of let me just say marijuana drug test should be illegal! Especially if you have an ID to smoke/carry!

I have a pre-employment drug test that I have to take by next week and the last time I smoked was on thanksgiving!

before I stopped (because I was looking for a new job and I knew I would be drug tested) I was a heavy smoker. I could eliminate a quarter by the end of the day sometimes! I suffer from chronic pain and it helps me sleep.

b4 I stopped I smoked everyday on average a joint in the morning, another after lunch and another 1-2 at night time. see I toldyou I was a heavy smoker. i wiill say I did slow down a bit cause smoking that much gets expensive! any ways i will be roughly 57 days since ive smoked by the time i take my test.. what you guys think ill be good?
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I was just thru this 4mos ago.. like you I was a heavy smoker in the past but a few months before this test I had actually back way off to about 2 hits a day late at night.. because of the fact I had to have certain drugs in my system test positive such as the morphine I'm on had to show up or he thinks your selling your pills, another reason they test pain mgt patients.. so my choices were very limited as I could not just simply clean out my system but had to quit.. I'm over weight at around 295, so for me about 60lbs gained since bad accident in 1995..

It took me 48 days to pee clean.. he had given me 30 but luckily his machine shows thc percentage and every test kept decreasing.. then one day was gone.. I find now I can partake for 4 days right after drug test and pee clean end of 30 days..

Drink lots of water every day until you feel like your growing gills.. pee as much as possible, some add a small amount of vinegar to the first drink of water as it makes ya pee like crazy.. many of them flush kits work too... good luck man, and I'm with ya on this violating our rights..
 
#43
just picked last night
lemon og
 

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#44
I was always told that taking this mixed with water the night b4 the test would make you pee clean because the fruit pectin masks the thc.
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#46
http://www.vale-detox.com/ . I've used this for legal matters. Works every time. I believe they have a double your money back or used to, when I first started using it. You NEED to FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS. Just do that and you'll be all set. Good luck on beating the test. Usually when someone asks if I can take a drug test my response is, yes, what drug do you want me to test. lol.
 
#47
You need clean pee. are synthetic pee..everything else is a myth...you can drink about 3 gallons of water before text...buts it's hard to do...lol..trust me...I did that year's ago weed didn't show up...but the cocaine did...haha...it sucks I remember when there wasn't drug test...I got hurt on the job straight to hospital no drug text...it's all about the money!!!
 
#48
i took 3 at home drug test all tested negative so I think I should be good. ive been trimming and hanging my bud but ive been wearing gloves..aka trimming sucks im off to buy a trimming machine only bud worth trimming by hand are the colas
 
#49
jackwhite said:
i took 3 at home drug test all tested negative so I think I should be good. ive been trimming and hanging my bud but ive been wearing gloves..aka trimming sucks im off to buy a trimming machine only bud worth trimming by hand are the colas
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Don't buy the spin pro. The spin part gets clogged w/ resin and you'll end up w/ a very expensive paperweight.
 
#51
dalai farma said:
Don't buy the spin pro. The spin part gets clogged w/ resin and you'll end up w/ a very expensive paperweight.
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that was the only option at the store or the $1500 machine. im not using it with wet nugs and im hand trimming all that fat nugs
 
#52
well I took my drug test yesterday. my new company should be receiving the redults by today. 58 days clean and I ate a little clean and exercised. If I dont pass it then I must have the slowest metabolism ever!
 
#53
I also wish we would receive notification of the results as well but nope they want to invade our privacy, take our specimen and then it becomes their property and wont disclose the info to you.. gotta love america!
 
#56
Well, to prevent anyone else who stumbles on this thread from actually trying anything other than cleaning up or synthetic urine,

MOST OF THE "REMEDIES" HERE ARE FALSE.​

Detox drinks don't work. Pectin doesn't work. Vinegar doesn't work. Acidic beverages don't work. Drinking loads of water doesn't work. In fact, most of this stuff puts unnecessary loads on your kidneys and other organs while making you really uncomfortable.

Basic info: http://www.theweedblog.com/how-to-pass-a-drug-test-for-marijuana/

More in depth: http://norml.org/marijuana/drug-testing/drug-testing-tips/item/drug-testing-tips

Yet another source: http://www.hightimes.com/read/drug-testing-101

It should be noted here as well that there is a myth which aspirin will help affect the EMIT style test strips. This is not the case any longer and in fact higher than recommended doses of aspirin can severely harm or kill you. Be mindful of what you put in your body, stay away from goldenseal or any cleaning products.

It's best to know how they are testing you to know how to get by it. Unfortunately, they're damn good at detecting the metabolites now so our available options are slim to none.

The sure fire, safest ways to be clean is abstain or synthetic urine, hands down. Don't rely on others experience with whatever they say worked for them, there's a such thing as luck and not all of us are so lucky. Other option is to figure out how to get into an industry that this isn't a concern (which isn't an option for many) and say goodbye to UAs.
 
#57
^Exactly. Synthetic or clean up, the only way to pass. I failed multiple times trying the drinks/pills quiting a week beforehand, sure sometimes they work...but not ALL the time, synthetic or being clean does work all the time. Congrats on passing and cleaning up, you have earned the super power award, being able to get 10x higher than the rest of us!
 
#58
its good to take breaks, then reward yourself with Lemon OG Power:cool:
 
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20 days and looks like i fail here.. As well as Cranberry juice,Green tea n somethin called Creatine (which im yet too look into.. Gonna drink " TONS "of the Tea..) read drinking lots of fluids Aids flushing Thc from the Body Big Time.
Got a few kits. So twice,why not lol.

Whats this 'Hot Piss ' i hear People talkin' about ? !! .. Muahaha .. :D ( well, keep warm n stuff, ..LOLL )

My Medical for GB Driving Licence is 2 wks on Wednesday (which i failed initially because of Crappy leaves i smoked a few days before). So will have 17 days Left before the Test! Will 37 days Be Long enough?
 

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