THE BREAK ROOM lose ur mynd ¿

i got a charas nug off it

bigger than my kidz booger collection he spent yearz rounding up
so to speak
when we finally discovered it while changing ownership
or rather the new ownerz prize

was T H I Z

B
I
G

let's smoke it

fuk! did i put it! sooo hard to type!

aha

the small one


hey tfall

i bet i put a few larf nugz n this

if i take a pic from the right angle

i could make it look like ur cauldron!

know what a snotty dragon iz

forgot i wuz goin to the club

ummmm

sooo u guyz remember the old brass screenz back n the day that used to burn holez

n none of ur friends had faucet screenz

so i ask my lovely g if i should grab a screen n she said
-my lovely g
sure

like wtf

sure

sooo shez stoned on that same whatever larf

shed asked me ummmm
what i was clinging to
itold er
said
-sc
u gonna smoke this with me

doodz

i slammed the bong down after one rip

i wasn't sure which smaller nug it was so i grabbed sum

and ummm

i knew after one asthma attack

thiz shit wuz trouble

and ummm

the lovely g takez the biggest rip i seen since early 2k

and thiz fucking coal burning steam train angel dragon

exhales all over the labratory

and she saze

-my fucked up lovely g
what
t
h
e
fuk
was that

-sc
baby...
...
i can say it again
but itz gonna sound the same
n then i won't get any head
cause you'll think I'm being a dick

or something to that affect



and my lovely g saze

-my lovely g
TH E C H A RRR A S NUG!!¡¿?

-SC
UH H U H!!!¡¿

-my hostile loud lovely g
you're

a s s hole !
n

-sc
should i take the screen out, then?

fuk

i should've got more pool salt at lowez with ltr's discount

captain's log

i think i lifted n twisted with 100, today

roll roof n that other shyt

whatz it weigh

felt lighter

felt like i could do more

I'm guessing 70》

trying to earn my keep

someone who knows roofing

Larry the roofer bitched about the price n quality of roll roofing

he got the tar paper

some kinda paint bucket n i think the white roll roof wuz 45$
i think u require the tar roll regardless

is 3tab or architectural

better quality

it's like a 4x5 youdd b doin a fav with a zippo

isn't the other shit 30per pack n would it cover that space n sav 15$?

fyi

the 12ish strain bowl helped the carni whore
if she wasn't a lesbian at heart she was glowing
i thought she was knocked up

pain free absolutely glowing and
so much so
i guessed it

call from vegas x gf
post surgical ummmm
at the club sorry
gallbladder removal
was more discomfort than pain
any cap 240° ended multi or single strain
she's learned how to exploit
bp avgs lower
weight loss she fucking feelz better
her hubby
topicalz he loves multiple strain plus cbd kick
her neighbor same deal
this is interstate and itz fucking working
multiple strain lezz pot
fucking try it
call me
a fucking liar

For once I won’t be trimming this Christmas and that makes me happy. Rather lay around and do nothing let the plants do their job.
Mrs Tfall wants me to open the jar of live Rosin and I told her we can’t.It’s not ready yet but she’s impatient. This is where I put my foot down.Rarely do I ever get to say that.

This plant is funky ecsd x ogers

holy fuk

what an amazing night

world ranked 17th pool champion in the 80s
is going to give me lessons

he asked n took nothing

-sc
u have to allow me to do something
did i ever tell u what it is i do

MY NAME IS SPARECHANGE and i work on the cutting edge of cannabis research
the industry is going a different direction

do u know anyone struggling with chronic pain


HE DOES

his lovely wife used to trim...

another new family turned up

i did not intend to spend more

i want new people to feel as welcome as the club has made me

got the table

the table tried to get me drunk

not happening

they have 1, or two people

they have my intel

my x gf
the carni whore
both phenom results

asked my carni if she wanted separate n secksy

nope

grind it all together, again... less dope
longer relief and maaan
i mean i could tell something was different soon as i saw her
never occurred she'd smoked last night

she was high long enough to kill her battery til she sobered enough to leave

ended up stranded til the business staff showed up at 0800 for a jump start

no pain til... looked like she started hunching around 2300

shez amazing
won't do capsules
had to find another way
and this was it
i will sleep like a baby
tonight
we helped some fucking people today

if u mother fuckerz

think itz me

fuck u

you all help my grow

toss ideas around

and run experiments together

i believe we r a farm team and we inspire each other

thank u all for this and i hope u all take credit n sleep better tonight

we goin help one more

one

just one

everything begins

with one

it's patriot's day

or just wuz

Larry the roofer tips a buck every two or three is thrifty as they come

u know

i saw the most endearing thing tonight

he and the aussie born, i believe, pool champ, who paid for hiz home shootin pool and i have buried two winz behind losses of the hundred times I've played him
i refuse to beat a champion n hiz own house... he and Larry the roofer bought rounds for the club

lemme fucking show u what i saw

the karaoke sang was proud to b an American

most endearing scene u could possibly imagine

this is what heroes look like
and if u find yourself near a veteran's post/club... perhaps you'll here a bedtime story

good morning

today iz the grand opening of MIT JPL's wife's new hay shop
with all her pretty lil candles
like the one she gave my lovely g
my raging alcoholic and mocha's mamma
had considered opening one herself, in her 1sq mi town
and as i sat there
Larry the roofer starts tabulating
silver
gold
his personal museum
and i said
-sc
Larry the roofer
this makes me very uncomfortable and u know y

sometimes scrooge talks about stuff
i took my family's legacy and spent it on drugz
hundred troy ounces and .999% purity are not foreign to me
he getz morbid... from time to time and sayz shyt like y am i still investing in whatever
sell it ltr
fucking sell it and enjoy your retirement
he already does

his daughter was murdered 21yrs ago, at the age of 20
she was a beautiful young woman
whose horse used to wake her every morning... sticking itz head in her bedroom window. her pictures remind me of the 80s aqua net'd hair... the ladies used to spend 90min blowing up that curl over the ear. I've seen her pictures.

he intended to kill the man he figured had done it, in a good ol boy town... when the investigations ended
his p.i. he'd hired confirmed his suspicions
he'd made all the necessary preparations
and then the man he suspected
blew his own head off... with a shotgun
it was the father of his daughter's boyfriend

he's going over his inventory in his mind
he doesn't have to
i already know things of singularity
that could cover his next utterance

i was right there
and he said
mocha's mamma
I'll put in a 20x40 covered slab
on one of your parcelz
buy the first trailer load
and you'll pay me half the profitz from the hay salez
my mind has already fast forwarded to sodas, "sorry... we only carry pepsi products", candy bars, dog food, chicken scratch, propane swappyswappy, 5 gal gasoline swappyswappy... no... one joint torches... they all fal... and lil nicknackz because naturally
they're all crafty bitches
n the ladeez make bitchen stuffz, too
be life changing for mocha's mamma and the town
but as ltr's mood turned
i heard more n more about more good ol boy hurdles from kingman
it's funny because the more i learn from those who've stepped up to the plate... the more i have to laugh
they hold back water rights
power
permitz
etc
to make sure the business traffic jams kingman because they all want u stopping at their pretty lil nicknack shopz
and all the while, stepping on their townie dix
if u don't give what we want
bullhead will
and oft they both cannibalize n exploit our lil in between townz
because they want the powa your money and asshole to asshole gridlock
can't buy fresh produce n our neck of the woodz
the dollar storez don't carry it
the breadlines don't kick out much protein
because they have no groceries for @50mi

perhaps they knew when they moved in
i saw the potential
the city planz r public
the projectz on deck
the water rightz preordained
the population of this in between town
exactly what it was
when my last outlier boomed n got stop lightz offrampz n their pretty little best buy
and i 10x'd my investment
innnn about 5yrs

so here we r
once again
and these greeedy lil good ol boyz
want u at their service station
their truck stop
and they want ur tax dollars for their improvements
it doesn't occur to them
if they relieve congested traffic n stop forcing u by their phillipz66's... it might actually b a nice place to live
might b a nice place to visit
i do not live in a destination town
you'd have no cause to shop ur fresh n easy, new dutch chain of tiny stores
shyt even a wmart neighborhood store
a donut shop
and where's my Rhodes development projects
where's my 2000 acre vegas animal retirement zoo
property purchased
slated to open n 2019
where's my i-11

kingman and bullhead can't c it would benefit both sidez
we r all n the same county
and kingman n bullhead fucking suck
they both freak me out with their overcrowding... u guyz know what I'm talkin about
lil burbz with their opportunity to clog their communities with power greed n pork mello-roos/rouse and unnecessary traffic jamz... traffic circles n neighbors so close u can hear the stompstompstompz and... swish of the flush... trumpeting of their bumzs reverbin in porcelain... cars as they run over manhole coverz and wwwooooowhoooowooochoochooz with airplanes not dumping fuel in the windz over our children
not dumping blue ice ... not kakakrashing into your car... not breaking into your homez n businesses.

and again
it occurred
my friend offers to change people's livez
on a whim
will she do it
probably not
he didn't paint a pretty political picture
as they thought it through
and i thought
there goes another mist opportunity for us all
thanks to greedy good ol boys
were we to incorporate
or be annexed by either side
the other would lose
we might actually get our own middle n high schools
our own hospital
emergency services locally
fuzz
jobz
u cannot hold back the tide
notice san Diego to the grapevine
one
big
CITY
thiz is how it goes
the outlying areas grow as commuterz become willing victimz in outlying areas for a cheap home with metropolitan prevailing wagez
eventually the vast expanses of open
beautiful raw land blm ranches agricultural rural suddenly becomes the next orange county
the next l.a.
the next frisco... next dodge city... next tombstone... the next urban concrete jungle metropolis
it's just a matter of time before a good ol boy diez and their next generation is 80% likely to sell out and squander everything they tried to protect and the dike will burst and the tidal flood will rush on through as time tic tocz away

but
it was a very generous offer and a lovely dream to have shared

as the pool champ insisted the lovely g and i come up for a bbq
believe me... i will verify his origin and if he really is an OD aussie gd'ay mate crocodile dundee
doodz
I've never been near authentic Australian bbq
just the same outback steakhouse as every other pretender and if he cookz a snake or baramundi i will loze my shyt
I've never tried either
and i cannot recall being in the home of an Australian
I'm dying to c how they brought their culture into their home
i figure pondz with crocz joeyz snakez skinkz tasmanian devilz n Australia shepherds, but we'll just have to wait n c for ourselves
because i have always wanted to c Australia and i know i will not in this lifetime
but if he tellz it right
i close my eyes
listen touch taste n smell
perhaps he'll take me with him
in hiztoreez
right beside him
n my mind
something else happened last night
yesterday
i can't remember anymore
perhaps it will come to me in a midfallernightzdream

i could not do my life

without my lovely g

and while no dish would b done

no dinner b cooked

no toilet b dammed

no feather

dusted

and no job blown

i could not do my life without my lovely g

but

she is not involved n my project

and today

was the first day she looked people in the eye

whose oweez r gone

and she knew what we all had done

hypothetically speaking



three noobz

and 3 hubbys of noobz

one

suicidal pain

hadn't slept n i forget 50-70sum hrz

due to pain

he feelz no pain

from the sublingual cocktails at 240°

he sleepz

enjoyz the ability to buzz at will

the cocktail topicals

neuropathy is a noob

been high back n the day

doesn't wanna b

she goin try

topical cocktail instant sciatica relief

she was weeding yard

has condition where muscle turns to bone

enjoyed poppin her neck, again

i have a knack for turnin the ladeez headz

she mentioned $

i lost my shyt

she gave me a hug

omg

i will not take from these people

the hay shop

grand opening was such a success

the community came out

me n cowboy jim n his granddaughter went for chairz

i voted for hey

but i guess it is a business

met two horses a mule a dog and a neighbor's dog who visits the prolly 6yr old granddaughter

cute kid

if she's good

n helpz her preggerz mamma

she goin get her fav necklace of the bunch from a family frind n crafty lady who recently lost a hubby and her two middle boyz
heart attack
aneurism

tough ol lady used to own a shop in my 1sq mi town i visit

where she found love, once more, with her current fiance

u know how i love my grannyz

they have a story to tell

and

after 27yrs

saze shez almost a resident
ha

i know exactly what she meanz

turnz out i been shootin pool with Arizona's largest cattleman/rancher

and the man who told me works for Oklahoma's second largest n family ranch
the first
being their
neighbor's: the governor of Oklahoma
when i asked how long to cross their property 2.5hrz
y bother asking how fast
told em
thank u
i didn't know places i imagine
still existed
asked if don Laughlin might help
said mr Laughlin is a good man
knows him very well
and as hez doin thiz for veterans and his community
he said
-cowboy jim
if i thought we needed his help
i wouldn't have to ask

i considered as i remembered the riverside casino's napkins n the vfw

this is doug

that's dougz new and second baby
gonna name er ATF shez midnight sparky blue
white cutinz
heat shieldz
sayz when thingz start blurring
chix dig the thunderous roaring n their thighz
n he startz suckin fruit

o
f
the loom

his fav toy he regrets selling

chevelle

i did print work for chevelle classes magazine for a holiday weekend as a teenager for a printer
who referred to the owner as
dave chevelle

he won't b sellin hiz toyz... thihiss time

what an amazing day
and it ain't even 3pm
yet

today i feel i just lived an enviable life

orrr

rather a handful of enviable livez

in a similar amount of

e
m
i
tic
o
clock

lemme catch up

sup fellaz

g tried to fuk me up

told me it was Friday

i guess immahead of schedule, at least

SPARECHANGE said:

it was either aj's lemon glue or cheeselights abd I'm really trashed
huge diff
from the seeeeedyweeeedee

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i forgot to smoke pot today

i been feelin so good

sore as shit after seeing if i could lift a bale of hey

but feel fukn great

hey tfall

wanna get high

just one rip
everybody does it
wood eyeeee
liiii toooo uuuu

Trustfall said:

For once I won’t be trimming this Christmas and that makes me happy. Rather lay around and do nothing let the plants do their job.
Mrs Tfall wants me to open the jar of live Rosin and I told her we can’t.It’s not ready yet but she’s impatient. This is where I put my foot down.Rarely do I ever get to say that.
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This plant is funky ecsd x ogers

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it's all talk
i never get to put my foot down
it's a blessing and a curse
if she don't letcha put ur foot down
remind her
our southern ladeez take our bootz n sox of for us
when we can't put our feet down
it's literally what sold me on thiz model
never had one make sure i didn't blacken the 10k carpet
with my 5th wheel lightning greased bootz
or complete my work day with
or pull over en route to another divorce hearing
and suck a seedless watermelon
through a garden hoze

ahhh

the best people n my life

know that story

there wuz an old lady

enviable woman

think she didn't have a fast metabolism for her non bovine free protein shake

bet she knows what the bird of sparechange tfall and love is

the swallow

round theze partz

even the preggerz ladeez attend
strappin
mind ur p's n Q's

-sc
hey i forget ur name
don't theze kidz have all the gunz n roundz for a shootout

-anonymous
yehezz

-sc
so u guyz could borrow cowboy allenz garb n kill each other for the chillen
hourly
right
and u really know the owner of that Corvette
u guyz could charge tourists $5ea
for a fuking photo of their women on the hood for the vette vetz
no¿

the big cheese is gonna consider those ideaz
a spike strip
water, liquidz
candy barz
sandwiches
if 7/11 can do it
if u don't restock hear
en route to lake mead or the grand canyon
ever seen that movie where the elf cut off his arm
drank his OWN... MELLO YELLO LIQUID
whatcha figure he ate
better stop at our peepz hay shop
en route to eating ur own shyt