Funny story, I’m driving home from Florida, my wife and I decide to stop in Perry. A little hole in the wall town. We go to the hotel there, rent a room, lost my wallet so I only had cash, had to put a deposit down for the room for the night, In case of smokers. Well, I want that deposit back, I’m going out to my truck to smoke. Well, I had my wife drive out to Florida to pick me up for the drive back to Texas, I had her bring some freshly chopped cali big bud x nl5. It was still really fresh, I wanted wifey to bring it so I could leave some with family. Well at the hotel, the herb was still a bit damp, so I had to take it out of the jar, and leave the lid off. Next morning, I go to get my deposit back, and this bitch tells me they are keeping the deposit, because it smelled like I smoked weed in my room. From my herb drying, I started to have a bit of a back and forth, explaining I did not smoke the room, the was no rule about having stinky herb blah blah, well, they said the word police, and I said, hey…fuck you. Eat shit and die. So about an hour down the road I look at wifey, and I snatched a silver lining, I say “did I just get charged $250 for having pot that stinks so bad you didn’t even have to smoke it to leave a mark?” I smiled, but pissed I got dinged on that, but that was some pretty killer validation all told.

fuckers.