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Boulder is a beautiful place

But in the summer the transients flock there like its mecca, doesn't surprise me with the gang of weirdo's that migrate there each summer. I followed a group of nuckleheads down the mall once and I noticed they were having a 5 course meal out of the garbage cans along the way. Beautiful area, great weather, rich kids= lots of drifters(in the summer)



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I thought of Slumdog Millionaire.
Maybe Mr Hanky lured him down there.
 
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Republic of Boulder has the wierdest people around. Ive lived near there for 25+yrs and its always attracted the creeps. Rainbow Family...nuff said.

Did you see they made one of those asian cartoon remakes of what happened. Those re-enactments are great!!!

Props for the bum thinking ahead and bringing a tarp right!?
 
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BOULDER, Colo. (AP) -- Vail police have arrested a 30-year-old man suspected of hanging out in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival last week.

Authorities said Luke Ivan Chrisco was being held in Vail Thursday on a traffic charge. Police suspect he is the man discovered in the tank of a portable toilet at the festival in Boulder.

Boulder police were seeking the man on the misdemeanor charge of unlawful sexual contact.

A woman reported seeing someone in the tank of the toilet when she lifted the lid. A man who checked inside said he saw someone covered in a tarp inside the tank.

A festival security supervisor waiting outside told police a man eventually emerged and he chased him. But the suspect, described as covered in waste, slipped away
 
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I would HATE to have been the person to have to run him down and tackle him! LOL!!!! If you want to do a protest right smear yourself in waste and no one will want to take you down lol you could walk home hahaha I would have let him get away too lol what if he bit you
 
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VAIL - The man accused of getting into a porta-potty and watching women at a Yoga festival in Boulder says it's his "hobby." Thirty-year-old Luke Irvin Chrisco talked to 9NEWS from the jail in Vail where he is being held.

He told us he's been peeping in holes from in men's and women's bathrooms all over the world. He admitted to having drilled five to six in Boulder.

"There are two types of people in this world," Chrisco told us in a phone interview. "One type of person who walks in the room and says, 'hey, look at me,' and the other person that says, 'hey, look at you, you're special.'"

Chrisco says his "voyeurism" started in France a year-and-a-half ago.

"When it came to girls, I was always just thinking they were special, something to behold," Chrisco said. "I was just wandering in and out of restrooms and stuff, trying to find a hole to drill from the men's side to the women's side. So I can practice my world view, which is to say my love for the goddesses is deeper than the ocean and wider than the sea, taller than the highest mountain. I owe them everything, they're my inspiration."

He never intended to scare anyone, he told us, as he did in Boulder last week when he is accused of climbing into a porta-potty.

"I was like, 'well you know, it seems clean,'" he said. "Seems probably ironic that I would say that, it really had been pumped the day before and cleaned out. I just jumped inside it."

Chrisco said a woman saw him and he had to run.

"One of the women actually saw me, my head in there, let out a little shriek, I was like, 'Oh my god, this was never what I intended,'" Chrisco said.

Boulder police say Chrisco faces a number of charges including unlawful sexual contact and invasion of privacy.

Investigators say they're in the process of contacting businesses in Boulder to confirm what Chrisco is telling us and them.

They have confirmed there are peepholes in the restrooms of several local businesses
 
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Well if they pumped it out the day before, and it SEEMED clean why not just go ahead on and jump right in? Soon more folks will realize whats up with a good world view and everybody will be doin it!!!...LOL
 
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Well if they pumped it out the day before, and it SEEMED clean why not just go ahead on and jump right in? Soon more folks will realize whats up with a good world view and everybody will be doin it!!!...LOL

HOLY SHIT LOL!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the update lol im dying here!!! Its his hobby lol gotta hand it to him though he takes his leisure time SERIOUS lol
 
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Maybe someday soon they will invent the peek-a-potty with a coin slot that lowers a shutter for those who are voyeuristically inclined lool

I can see the ad now "I used to be sooo self conscious about my body..now I like it when they watch! screw weight lost plans" nothing says instant esteem boost than someone whos gettin off on you poopin :P

Anyone else watch aqua teen and think this story woulda been awesome lol
 
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I dont see what the big deal is..seems like a great way to meet women.

(kidding of course)
 
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These two guys related maybe? lol this thread is awesome for making you laugh at the stupidest things..poop jokes lol
 
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Jun 27, 8:39 PM EDT


Suspected toilet peeper faces more charges
BOULDER, Colo. (AP) -- A Colorado man suspected of hiding in the tank of a portable toilet is also accused of spying on women in bathrooms at several Boulder businesses.

Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel said Monday that 30-year-old Luke Ivan Chrisco faces four charges of burglary. Police say they found peepholes in businesses where Chrisco is suspected of spying.

Police are checking other sites.

Vail police arrested Chrisco June 23 while investigating an unrelated complaint, saying he resembled the man accused of hiding in a toilet at a Boulder yoga festival June 17. He faces charges of unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy in that case.

Police say Chrisco was being transferred Monday from Vail to Boulder, where his bond was set at $250,000. It's unclear whether he has a lawyer
 
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WOW $250,000.00 bail maybe he can sell the movie rights...
 
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