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I have been working on a top secret process that gets me 2 grams per watt every time using trash! I will share this with you because you are so cool and so am I.
First off get a bunch of cigarette butts, some beer bottle caps, Red Bull, and a bunch of leaf trimmings from your last big baller harvest. Also keep the beer cups and stale beer from the keg party you just had.
I put one clone in the above mixture. You don't have to root it. Just cut it off and throw it in there. Throw like a hundred of them under a mercury vapor light and BLAM! BIG BALLING. NUT SACK SWINGING! 2GPW~!!~! Every day pour some Red bull in the plants. Like this...
This creates NITRO-gen. It's like nitrogen but waaay better. The butts keep pests away and break down into stuff that makes the dankest dro. The bottle caps give lots of oxygen to the roots like perlite, but free!! The old leaf matter breaks down into kinda like a soil type substance after a bit and feeds the plants good food an stuff. Also I give them 10 hours of light and then eight hours and then 13 hours. That's key. You can get this stuff at the bus stop and I got the clone out of some ditch weed growing behing my house. The only expensive part is the red bull, but i tried using cheap energy drinks an that shit dont work. Those alcohol energy drinks are real goods tho. I know, pics or it didn't happen.
Big BALLER DRO HARVEST YO!
Trust me this is the grow method of the future. They are doing this on the international space station right now thanks to me. It's the reason I am such a know it all big baller and you are a loser trying to catch up!!
Later BEOTCH'S... Ya know ;)
First off get a bunch of cigarette butts, some beer bottle caps, Red Bull, and a bunch of leaf trimmings from your last big baller harvest. Also keep the beer cups and stale beer from the keg party you just had.
I put one clone in the above mixture. You don't have to root it. Just cut it off and throw it in there. Throw like a hundred of them under a mercury vapor light and BLAM! BIG BALLING. NUT SACK SWINGING! 2GPW~!!~! Every day pour some Red bull in the plants. Like this...
This creates NITRO-gen. It's like nitrogen but waaay better. The butts keep pests away and break down into stuff that makes the dankest dro. The bottle caps give lots of oxygen to the roots like perlite, but free!! The old leaf matter breaks down into kinda like a soil type substance after a bit and feeds the plants good food an stuff. Also I give them 10 hours of light and then eight hours and then 13 hours. That's key. You can get this stuff at the bus stop and I got the clone out of some ditch weed growing behing my house. The only expensive part is the red bull, but i tried using cheap energy drinks an that shit dont work. Those alcohol energy drinks are real goods tho. I know, pics or it didn't happen.
Big BALLER DRO HARVEST YO!
Trust me this is the grow method of the future. They are doing this on the international space station right now thanks to me. It's the reason I am such a know it all big baller and you are a loser trying to catch up!!
Later BEOTCH'S... Ya know ;)
