lino
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this is scary but we knew this day is coming, Id guess a yr, maybe 2. You wont reconize bots at a glance. anymore. We cant tell when were talking to robots anymore. They have real human skin and muscles, wow.How to make Chicken Bombs.
As a child I knew Hybrid humanoid robots would come to life. I would ponder this as I watched a cartoon called Gigantor.
This is fine reading take the time;
Electrically stimulating the muscles also produces bubbles in the surrounding water, which degrade the tissue. To address this issue, the research team sees potential in genetically modifying the muscle cells to contain motor neurons. In previous studies, chemical and optical stimuli have been used to activate motor neurons contained in 3-D printed muscle fibers, and they think the same technique could be used in living tissue to make the robot's movements even more lifelike.
This is story of child in the hood. I knew then that this day would come.
It starts with an ant pile. Who hasnt blown the hell out of an ant pile? I'd gather my buddies to watch my destructive devices to combat these ants. Ya, the old black cats and fire bombs.
While harvesting chickens my dad plugs some elect current to one of the chicken to teach about muscle contractions... Kwel to say the least... Dad says Dont mess with the current dial, show the chicken wing flap, the chicken leg hop. WHat do I do, turn up the current and get shocked.
So this is so kewl what does lino do... ? I take a shovel bury a chicken in the ant pile with wires hooked up. This ant pile is under a elect fence. I cut the wire with rubber handle pliars thinking I know what I'm doing. The wire falls into the ant den... Something even kweler happens. The ants stick to the elect wire, I mean the ants really stick, I put wire down the ant pile hole while holding the wire with rubber handle pliars. When I pulled the wire out of the hole and glob of ants bigger than a basket ball were stuck the elect wire. Now I had something to show my buddies. I go the next ant den with irrigation shovel and chicken and bury about a spade deep with wires coming out of the ground.
When I hooked the this wire I didnt relize how much more amps and volts than dads power supply I was working with. As A kid I knew had more elec power but I didnt realize the force I created. It blew up big time , dirt flying, better than m80 but not as loud , left a creator hole.
Saturday comes and I have my buddies coming to see my new bomb and in fine Lino fashion I cant tell anyone what their about to see, only how epic my ant attack will be. In preparation for my buddies Sat hunting I go to a Turkey Shed, Cheraw Colo and get me the biggest turkey I can find, Huge! I'm not going into the turkey part but he attacked me and I get wing wiped , had little yellow bear kids hunting bow and shot it with a busted off arrow tip. That didnt work out well for me. But I eventually bury this big turkey beside a big ant den sat morning.
So my buddies show up and I take em to the ant den, I'm going to blow it up and then electrocute a massive ball of ant in the next ant den for the 2nd part of my show. What I didnt take into account is the wire I'm about to cut holds in pigs and has about 3x the amps than the small chicken I blew up. I Pulled out my rubber handled pliers and cut the wire, everything goes well. Bro's are impressed, Lino got the electric wire in control. I even here some bro's in awe... I hook up the wire to the turkey and that SOB fuckN blew big time. A turkey drum stick which was the contraction muscle I used hit me write in the eyebrow, fucking blk eye shut closed, still trying to be kwel and not cry and gathered my composer.
I was knocked out and as I came to I heard someone say, he still got the hot wire, he didnt drop it, it was knocked out and somehow kept ahold of the wire. So a moment a laughs and wow at the explosion, I get up and have to save face, my bro's were starting to make joke as i'm Turkey blowed up with a blk eye. So I proceed to the other ant pile and demonstrate my new found ant electrocution technique. Buddies are impressed and I assumed the other end of the wire was dead. So with electrical wire and insulated pliers and giant ball of ants stuck to the wire , I go to pick it up- the other wire from the cut hot wire thinking its dead.
I get zapped hard, I talking piss down your leg shock. This released the electrical charge holding the ants to the wire. I get ant bites. I have a blk eye, I have some singed hair, and wet pants. This is one of those days that I should have went home but instead I fall down a hill and break a trigger guard on dads gun trying to get the best hunting position.
Moving this thread to polish section cause Its impossible to understand any of this jibberish,Maybe someone can decipher it in a foreign language.
Yeah i just spent 10 minutes cleaning up another thread like it was his personal diaper to crap in with the same type of meaningless gibberish
But the real question is: WTF is he smoking?..I want some..LMAOYeah i just spent 10 minutes cleaning up another thread like it was his personal diaper to crap in with the same type of meaningless gibberish
HahaMan...these polish dudes are gonna be so confused when they run this through google translate or whatever.
We have a politics section?:shockedninja:moved back to smokers lounge to keep lino out of the politics sections.
naw but there is politic threads,i been getting flag alerts on linos post this morn so im hoping he will return back to this labyrinth thread to continue his research on a whole lot of nothing.We have a politics section?:shockedninja:
naw but there is politic threads,i been getting flag alerts on linos post this morn so im hoping he will return back to this labyrinth thread to continue his research on a whole lot of nothing.
Good god I thought the reporting people were gone!naw but there is politic threads,i been getting flag alerts on linos post this morn so im hoping he will return back to this labyrinth thread to continue his research on a whole lot of nothing.
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