Any Ideas On Beating A Speeding Ticket?

[Stalks]

Fuck yeah chicken man!

 

[ZONER]

He wasn't harassing you......he was looking for probable cause to "STOP" you......he was hoping you were the "GOLDEN TICKET" so they could seize your ride under Civil Forfeiture for some felony charges like transporting ??????? Or maybe he's just a motor head and wanted to get some ideas for his ride, and just wanted to cover his ass for pulling you over. "Alls Well That Ends Well"

 

[Bulldog11]

I don't know, your kind of gansta. I think you put the fear of God into him, he knew better than to show up for that court date. lol. Good for you chickenman.

 

[ZONER]

Next time when you go to traffic court just pack one of those delicious farm fresh breakfast you make ..... And by accident leave it by the Judges Gavel......with a copy of your court notification.........yum

 

[Seamaiden]

I don't know, your kind of gansta. I think you put the fear of God into him, he knew better than to show up for that court date. lol. Good for you chickenman.

This made me laugh out loud. A gangsta chickenman.

 

[chickenman]

Funny.
1st visit to court, 2 folks, one fella minor accident , nicked parked car, other speeding pled guilty. Judge was way cool reduced fines and pointsin both cases.
Just dropped off a stanky ass Billy goat to the auction, must have had the scent, hair was all disheveled, told him need time to get attornies advice. Next visit all cleaned up hair combed, fresh shave, plead not quilt, told judge you a fair fella lets work this out at trial,.
date set letter came time to smoke....
However from now on just like Casey Jones I better watch my speed cause there was trouble behind, and do not need no more trouble ahead....
And you Know that notion just crossed my mind........

 

[chickenman]

He wasn't harassing you......he was looking for probable cause to "STOP" you......he was hoping you were the "GOLDEN TICKET" so they could seize your ride under Civil Forfeiture for some felony charges like transporting ??????? Or maybe he's just a motor head and wanted to get some ideas for his ride, and just wanted to cover his ass for pulling you over. "Alls Well That Ends Well"

Was well baked no doubt. Last time he pulled me over way out on country road for driving without plates in town several cops were standing around, saw car, on my way from DMV going 2 blocks to feed store for screwdriver, put on plates, just finished blazing a joint few minutes earlier warned me about driving no plates. As far as transporting... not an issue....

 

[Stalks]

Driving that train high on cocaine!