DrMcSkunkins

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Please place you famous, funny, or inspirational cannabis quotes here. Heres one I just made up to start us off...

"You could probably make a small fortune right now in the cannabis industry, if you started out with a large one."
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Grow Gold! (I have more)

 

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Chuck Rosenberg, acting head of the DEA, went on record with the quote, “marijuana is not medicine.”

But opiate based drugs are, they kill people and ruin their lives, they lead to herione addiction, and the government continues to market and profit from them.

 

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Up in boulder county all our money grows on trees

 

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I smoke weed, and I like it. Willie Nelson

 

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gravekat303 said:

Up in boulder county all our money grows on trees

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Damn you basically said exactly what I wanted to say but replacing BC with London :D good one though

 

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I HATE PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS!










Police, customs...

 

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And all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes.... Reefers!

 

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"Good people don't smoke marijuana"

The Devil aka Jeff Sessions

 

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Figures, the one day in years I sit down and decide to watch the price is right, theres a terrorist attack...

 

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"I stopped fighting my inner demons with weed. We're on the same side now."

 

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Larry!

 

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Oh man if you want to hear a great marijuana advocate who makes the best points listen to joe Rogan talk about marijuana.

 

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"Marijuana is dangerous and is not to be messed with."

People aren't messing with it dipshit. They found a way to be somewhat pain free for just a moment.

Do you mind asshole?

 

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" no stems no seeds that you dont need, Acupulco Gold is badazz weed" Cheech and Chong
"Pot hasnt ever killed anyone, unless a bail of it fell on em" Willie Nelson.
Its the cough that gets you off unknown

 

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“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
― Bob Marley

 

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“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”
― Carl Sagan

 

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one of my favs just wish it came from someone other than this big windbag.......

“The drug war is a total scam, prescription drugs kill 300K a year, while marijuana kills no one, but they spend billions/year 'fighting' it, because pot heads make for good little slaves to put into private prisons, owned by the banks who launder the drug money, and it's ALL DOCUMENTED.”
― Alex E. Jones

 

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“The Doper's Dream"

Last night I dreamed I was plugged right in
To a bubblin' hookah so high,
When all of a sudden some Arab jinni
Jump up just a-winkin' his eye.
'I'm here to obey all your wishes,' he told me.
As for words I was trying to grope.
'Good buddy,' I cried, 'you could surely oblige me
By turning me on to some dope!'
With a bigfat smile he took ahold of my hand,
And we flew down the sky in a flash,
And the first thing I saw in the land where he took me
Was a whole solid mountain of hash!
All the trees was a-bloomin' with pink 'n' purple pills,
Whur the Romilar River flowed by,
To the magic mushrooms as wild as a rainbow,
So pretty that I wanted to cry.
All the girls come to greet us, so sweet in slow motion,
Mourning glories woven into their hair,
Bringin' great big handfuls of snowy cocaine,
All their dope they were eager to share.
We we dallied for days, just a-ballin' and smokin',
In the flowering Panama Red,
Just piggin' on peyote and nutmeg tea,
And those brownies so kind to your head.
Now I could've passed that good time forever,
And I really was fixing to stay,
But you know that jinni turned out, t'be a narco man,
And he busted me right whur I lay.
And he took me back to a cold, cold world
'N' now m'prison's whurever I be...
And I dream of the days back in Doperland
And I wonder, will I ever go free?”
― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow

 

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“Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.”
― Joe Rogan