make yourself invaluable to your community

felon

couldn't serve

no excuse

find a way

b of service

this is where i live

isn't it the most beautiful place u never saw

goal

bring me a corona in the middle of the desert

people forget to help strangerz

I'm holdin two beers

had to refuse a burrito

these r

u r

my people

and if we achieve our goals, together,
helping strangers

just one

we can do anything

I'm cheap

today

my cape is made of a blue
$5
tarp

still think u can't fly

this is where we all come from

give it a try

bring me a beer

give us the impossible

drinks on me

tonight

i an icarus

will buy

one would expect an $8 roll would go further

i can "spare" it

them people is tarded

each participant

hears a different

funny

should they compare notes

the joker will play

it's code

only one lady

was intelligent enough to

offer a stranger

a corona from the club

before i left

i dunno her name

but i will never forget

not ever

now

I'll b buzzed before i get off this mountain

let uus assure u

bud light

hate

brought my own water...

cheap bastard

a pacifico

i would marry her

he should...

and a Guinness

your cell count save ur life

when the battery dies

use ur screen to communicate

reflect the sun

like a mirror

invention

compass spinneez

and spare tire coverz

so peeps don't get lost

jeremy saw my car

2miles uphill he walked

to make sure I'm ok

could've been mistaken for a homeless bum

jailhouse art

carni whore

he goin b high high

tonight

ironically enough

he and neighbor in path

thought they were helpin a cop

please

do so

could b my momz

ok well i c earth spinnin

could b over

lord

and my peeps gotta drink

Tuesday too

shyt

might need more tp

i have had the best time

seen so many smiles

and 4, big heartz

plus u four

and it was the tp

got jeremy's attention

flyin n tha wind

isn't that something

told ya

we could fly

-us four

all of us

had it been over 70, i would not have volunteered

y'all know I'm freaked to shyt

a lil bit

bout all things that kill

no god dam service

a shovel

a hatchet

and my cape keeps flyin n my face

prolly thought I'd butvher him

and he still
approached
me

impressive

never judge a mosh

by his shoe

help
me
climb the mtn
and I'll share the rich
man's view

don't b a douche

it's ur home, too

leave it better than u found it

tin peaces o silver

bring a bag

don't b won

my back is broken

vehicles don't make it

yup

they geezerz fuckin broke me

means i worked

it's not hard

they stand

to

unknown soldier

least we could do

the very

least

i dunno where to begin

let us start with leslie the lesbian

urgh! fufufu! we gonna fight rhyme

larry the roofer came n went

nm... ohhh, but i have to share this so imma fuck up the flow n stuff cause i can't stand the nursery rhyme bit

ok so i had the most amazing day

only one other person have i ever push abar so hardwith. only one... and that was simply me n jimmy drinkin $500 in divebar booze, in one night; i doubt we drankmore than jager, crown, vodka n beer at dive bar, ocprices, at that time.
nothing would've been more than like $8, last night.
1. i knew she had f'n lied... sigh... i knew it. she says cancer, since i called her on her b.s. ... as a member of the secret handshake, club... i still, suspect she's lying. no matter... either common cold, would b a sentence for the dying. and of all my memories of leslie the lesbian... lemme just say... a bytch can drink.
i never met anyone... hmmm... working on the same, super secret project, as me... i forget names and as soon as i said the tire place... she knew exactly the head hancho's name... and casey jones. ok so... she was already trying to help em n kept runnin outta pot, money n i forget... nope- that might b it. so she didn't have her, or their pain, handled. this woman... was like the voices n my head, or whatever.
she is in a race to... square one... a vary successful, woman of wealth... who became very successful, in her own right... and she couldn't afford a drink, last night... exactly... and her tummy was growling back, at mine. and i gave g the 32psi treatment, to c all the smiles on faces... she is absolutely a part of.
now, i was not myself... but was not intoxicated, til i got neked, for bed. kinda getting lost, but will keep trying.
and i don't like drinkin myself silly, but i had to chill #3 & g watched me push the bar n just leave a stack out, saying something like help me... and...and... many angels, got their wings. and i thought i left broke, cash wise. g left, so every occupant was plastered, on my side of the bar. the rest... we r not going to discuss.

so... at 1400, i was to call the head honcho, but every time i dialed my 7% battery (left charger at club so events peeps, could share smiles with, "you're never going to believe what happened to me, today"... i may have spent next month's beer, too... i need to get to work!

so... ummm... no cell... used whatever i had, with yall... no service, but obviously, i got text n data, which was strange.

ummm... when i dialed, i got Mexican. not Spanish... not Italian... vosotros, is not used in modern day, Mexican, or one would essentially b speakin, Spanish. they've made it their own: Mexican... don't b a bigot... just my take.

anyway, dialed n kept hearin, Mexican... some automated kwrap. i wasn't tryin to decipher; i didn't need to- click click click.
and I'm supposed to c what's up, at 1400. text g to call the club... apple far from tree, answers...
-rolled a great distance
uhh... i dunno... 22-24... I'm real buzy, takin tips, right now cause that's what still, drives me.

g
call #2

& back

-g
did a white jeep come n go, yet

-sc... inner mono
i should just beat whomever said that to u, upon return
it's an offroad event
EVERYONE, in offroad land, has a white fucking jeep and um... don't f with me, diesel... um... wealth, just wears those intercom, thingies; really, only diff... in razors, can ams (besides the leg room), quads n such n then u want me to remember names AND colors: fuck
you

-sc
i don't remember
and
which white jeep

the event ended at 1500 so wtf did i care... where'd i have to b? the view was phenom... shadows of clouds as mountain shrouds n rocks n mountains, greening up, with hay fever, on the wind... the scent of ionized h2o... from the recent flooding. the gold n purple, flowers, teaming up, from the smallest, granite n pumice, flawless, imperfections. i mean, just breathtaking... besides the god dam, power lines n the middle of the oil painting.

o the cross... not gonna discuss it. forgot.

i don't remember the name of the man who came for me round 1430... but... i know he brought me a beer, earlier. i know he'd rather b topless... and i know we can't help the allergic him... but we goin help his sister...

it's funny when someone knows more about what ur about than u know they know... because it's the brother, of someone u HAVE BEEN either helpin with pain, or pumpin the bar, with... keep the change... and u have no idea they actually know whom n whatcha r. this man drove so many millions... he stopped counting. i met so many, yesterday; heard so much n let's not forget moose... n then, ur lesbian n this man r laughing at u... because he already knows... y I'm gettin a brief, med profile n his pearly whites, could've lit up an entire, square mile. and he was so old... i couldn't c his eyes, color wise.

and leslie wouldn't stop laughing cause she knew what was comin and had already prompted the guy, to keep an eye out, for any sparechange.
man, i was so grateful, u took three pages n gushed.
after i left, my gratitude was read, amic
and apparently, things got pretty hushed.

this is the effect, y'all have on me...

you four, inspire me

leslie!!! you fucking beer bandit! 3x, i ordered n paid for a beer. leslie... let's just call it, she forgot her wallet... she cracks me up. but we're in a desert... coronas, matter! stick with the crown, u fucking, corona stealin, bitch! and she just plowed n2 my smokes, like we'd never been apart. few people, hug as well as my leslie the lesbian; few. just melts, whole heartedly. know how many women one can do this with... any one who trusts us, pigs... whole... heartedly. yes... i love, my leslie the lesbian. and we r about... hmmm... helping others n paying forward... strangers... hopefully, veterans.
i don't think i can have the conversation i need to have 2 of, tonight... and do town and an oil run n still b ok for the 2 convos i need to b prepared 4... without losing my shyt n leavin... note?
anyway, tyred gal/my raging, alcoholic... leslie gonna fund raise n dump the other 5k and food... in her fucking lap!
u fucking frogs... I'm talkin one name (ellis island/whatever, version)... leslie the lesbian keeps sayin...
-leslie the lesbian
i dunno any cash...

-sc
how could u not

5hrs

-leslie the lesbian
u mean johnny caché

-sc
fuck you

so she's handled
thank gods

and on my knees
some things r tolerable
if people BELIEVE one is drunk

i cashed n whatever credit

neighbor penny and that fucking Christmas money

-car wash joe
she gave my custom, lifetime gift card back...
-neighbor penny
we're probably not going to b around, by year's end
who is to say
death, or relocation, would level me n g, regardless of which.
-sc
gotta go, joe
we're not going to talk about this. have a fantastic, day; b safe, out there.

do u have any idea how difficult this bitch, makes my life. and she thinks i hate her... because i cannot look her n the eyes, without flooding my hvac and losing my shit.

-muckymuck
she needs a ramp

-sc
(bawling my ass out, kneeling)
i don't know what she needs
i know her wheels won't ever squeak
i dunno what she needs
i know i need your help
i know she needs help
and i don't remember after that

a volunteer
sometimes less than $30 a day in
quarter, if any tip...
think politicians own stock in vfw, inc.?
think they give a damn, if these volunteers, stay home n continue to collect, quarters? we cannot b this fucking, naive. now, imagine she's white.

u know... ever travel the 10, or 210, or 5? seen rockproof murals? seen concrete, impressionism? seen god dam, oasis fountains? so before u say u don't eat pork... think about it. people don't have water. people don't have hot water... did i even fucking mention food... think they know what toilet paper is...
fuck ... us!