Builtaforest

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#61

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

I'm dry sometimes lol.

 

vaporedout

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#62

clean one

"i spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone"


dirty one

why do tampons have strings on them??


so you can floss after you eat :eek:

 

420alldaze

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#63

 

420alldaze

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#64

What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

Your job still sucks!
whered errybody go? nobody got jokes anymore....lol

 

outwest

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#65

What's the worst thing about giving Willie Nelson a blow job?

Finding out it wasn't Willie Nelson.

outwest

 

420alldaze

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#66

oooops....lmao

420

 

half baked

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#67

there is a place between murder and suicide

MERSEYSIDE!!!

lmao, heard this on the telly last night had me laughing for a while hahaha

 

Builtaforest

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#68

is that like tricking somebody to walk into traffic with blindfolds on?

 

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#69

Why do doctors slap babies on the ass when they are born?

To knock the dicks off the dumb ones.