Seamaiden
Living dead girl
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You ever hear of the "grower's cut?" I keep my "grower's cut" stuff and smoke it quite happily. It's very good weed. Schwag, though, is schwag, no matter how it's trimmed. :) This stuff tasted worse than dirt and made me feel as though I were going to have an asthma attack and I don't have asthma. I realized at that moment, as I'm wheezing and wondering, "What the fuck? This has never happened to me before," that THIS is why people grow their own weed. And at that moment I got up and chucked everything he'd left with me into the fireplace.I added a poll. I wasn't going to because I love seeing everyone's responses. Seamaiden's is priceless. I LOVE the mental image of her chucking weed into the fire. I wonder if she would have chucked the same piece if it had been hand trimmed? Was it always hemp or just from the trimming?
I'm laughing my ass off... I'd say I'm getting a kick out of that. :giggle I'll go look up Shrutte Farms today. Not so much agribusiness as Cannabis Tourism. Yeah? Yeah. Canna-tourism, I'm feelin' it already.This is a totally high thought, but hopefully Seamaiden will get a kick out of it. She has inspired the next Agribusiness, the Toker B&B. Normally I loathe B&Bs but my mental image of Sea's bud sweetened fires ran amok. So from other stuff she's said, you arrive at the B&B greeted by home brewed beer. You are given a tour of the indoor farm, along with a sample bowl, of course. At sunset you have things made from Sea's garden in a picnic out among the outdoor farm. By evening, you smoke poorly rolled joints as you argue politics. If anyone tries to bug you on your cell, her young niece takes care of the problem by yelling obscenities at them for you. In the morning you wander the property, greeted by gnomes here and there in the morning dew.
So I'm not obsessed with you or anything, Seamaiden, you just say the funniest shit and it sticks. Search for Shrutte Farms on tripadvisor for a good example on how to set up your B&B. :-)
Chops BUSTED! (Has spent the week trimming, is procrastinating getting started again this morning)
Did you know that you burn approximately 98 calories/hour trimming? So far that's been my best motivation. <looks embarrassed, hangs head>
I find Seamaiden's presence here at the Farm priceless.
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