jumpincactus
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We have all seen stoner takes on the Xmas eve theme. Here is one I havent seen yet. Enjoy.
P.S. dont forget Santa has gone totally organic and natural. He requests that instead of cookies you please leave a gram or 2 of dank bubble hash. If you insist on cookies let them be infused with Northern Lights as he says we all know his home is in in the North.
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
WHEN ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERY CREATURE WAS BAKED, EVEN THE MOUSE
EMPTY SACKS HUNG BY THE CHIMNEY WITH HOPE
THAT ST NICK WOULD SOON FILL THEM WITH SUPER
DANK DOPE.
THE STONERS ALL SLEPT SOUNDLY, BAKED IN THEIR BEDS
WHILE VISIONS OF BOMB WEED DANCED IN THERE HEADS
I LAY UNDER THE COVERS, MY ROOM LOOKING A MESS
I HAD JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A WINTER NITE SESH
WHEN OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER,
I PEACED FROM MY SESSION TO TEND TO THE MATTER
THEN, WHAT TO MY WONDER EYES SHOULD APPEAR
BUT EIGHT DIFFERENT BAGGIES OF BOMB LOOKING GEAR
AND A JOLLY OLD MAN, A STUMP OF BLUNT HELD TIGHT IN HIS TEETH
WAS IMMERSED IN SMOKE THAT ENCIRCLED HIS HEAD LIKE A WREATH
I KNEW IN A MOMENT, WITH CHRONIC THAT SICK
THERES NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, IT MUST BE ST NICK!
HE LOOKED AT HIS BUDS, THEY WERE AS DANK AS THEY CAME
AND WHISTLED AND SHOUTED AND CALLED THEM BY NAME
¨ ON KUSH, ON TRAINWRECK! ON DIESEL AND THAI!
GOOD GRIEF, GOOD RIDDANCE, IM SO FUCKING HIGH! ¨
¨ ON SKUNK! ON AFGHAN! ON THEWHITE , ON WITH THE HAZE!
SERIOUSLY BRO, IM TOO FUCKING BLAZED ¨
HE THEN REACHED INTO HIS SHINY RED CLOAK
AND HE WHIPPED OUT A JAY & HE DREW IN A TOKE
HE PASSED ME THE SPLIFF, I ACCEPTED WITH PRIDE
I KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT I WOULD QUICKLY BE SKIED
I GRABBED THE JOINT, I DREW IN A BLAST
AND IN SECONDS WAS TOTALLY TORCHED OFF MY ASS
OLD NICK, WITH TONS OF DANK IN POSSESSION
KEPT ROLLING UP DOOBIES IN RAPID SUCCESSION
AS THE SNOW FELL OUTSIDE, FLUFFY & WHITE
I BLAZED WITH THE FAT JOLLY FELLOW ALL THRU THE NIGHT
AS THE SUN SHONE THRU THE WINDOWS & WE ENDED OUR SESSION
A LOOK OF SHOCK CAME ACROSS THE OLD MANS EXPRESSION
HIS FACE SEEMED TO QUIVER, AS HE REMARKED
¨ SHIT…. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PRESENTS I FORGOT TO DELIVER ¨.
P.S. dont forget Santa has gone totally organic and natural. He requests that instead of cookies you please leave a gram or 2 of dank bubble hash. If you insist on cookies let them be infused with Northern Lights as he says we all know his home is in in the North.
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
WHEN ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERY CREATURE WAS BAKED, EVEN THE MOUSE
EMPTY SACKS HUNG BY THE CHIMNEY WITH HOPE
THAT ST NICK WOULD SOON FILL THEM WITH SUPER
DANK DOPE.
THE STONERS ALL SLEPT SOUNDLY, BAKED IN THEIR BEDS
WHILE VISIONS OF BOMB WEED DANCED IN THERE HEADS
I LAY UNDER THE COVERS, MY ROOM LOOKING A MESS
I HAD JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A WINTER NITE SESH
WHEN OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER,
I PEACED FROM MY SESSION TO TEND TO THE MATTER
THEN, WHAT TO MY WONDER EYES SHOULD APPEAR
BUT EIGHT DIFFERENT BAGGIES OF BOMB LOOKING GEAR
AND A JOLLY OLD MAN, A STUMP OF BLUNT HELD TIGHT IN HIS TEETH
WAS IMMERSED IN SMOKE THAT ENCIRCLED HIS HEAD LIKE A WREATH
I KNEW IN A MOMENT, WITH CHRONIC THAT SICK
THERES NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, IT MUST BE ST NICK!
HE LOOKED AT HIS BUDS, THEY WERE AS DANK AS THEY CAME
AND WHISTLED AND SHOUTED AND CALLED THEM BY NAME
¨ ON KUSH, ON TRAINWRECK! ON DIESEL AND THAI!
GOOD GRIEF, GOOD RIDDANCE, IM SO FUCKING HIGH! ¨
¨ ON SKUNK! ON AFGHAN! ON THEWHITE , ON WITH THE HAZE!
SERIOUSLY BRO, IM TOO FUCKING BLAZED ¨
HE THEN REACHED INTO HIS SHINY RED CLOAK
AND HE WHIPPED OUT A JAY & HE DREW IN A TOKE
HE PASSED ME THE SPLIFF, I ACCEPTED WITH PRIDE
I KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT I WOULD QUICKLY BE SKIED
I GRABBED THE JOINT, I DREW IN A BLAST
AND IN SECONDS WAS TOTALLY TORCHED OFF MY ASS
OLD NICK, WITH TONS OF DANK IN POSSESSION
KEPT ROLLING UP DOOBIES IN RAPID SUCCESSION
AS THE SNOW FELL OUTSIDE, FLUFFY & WHITE
I BLAZED WITH THE FAT JOLLY FELLOW ALL THRU THE NIGHT
AS THE SUN SHONE THRU THE WINDOWS & WE ENDED OUR SESSION
A LOOK OF SHOCK CAME ACROSS THE OLD MANS EXPRESSION
HIS FACE SEEMED TO QUIVER, AS HE REMARKED
¨ SHIT…. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PRESENTS I FORGOT TO DELIVER ¨.
