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I could not resist this post fellow farmers. Please forgive me. :D

I was just sayn the other day to someone "what will they come up with next" talking about cannabis potions and new technology, snakeoil type hype. Well I didnt have to wait long after the comment when I found this.

Check link for a good chuckle. And for 5 hundred dolla you to can own one!!!!!!

Gotta love the magnets and vortex to make your water like jungle water.

http://junglesecretwater.com/shop/

 

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lolol

 

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"The Jungle Secret Water System utilizes a natural vortex action proven to remove negative memories imprinted in your water and replaces them with programmed bio-enhancing frequencies"

im sold! Hell i might even drink it my self to remove some negative memorys..

 

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Now thats witty.

LittleDabbie said:

"The Jungle Secret Water System utilizes a natural vortex action proven to remove negative memories imprinted in your water and replaces them with programmed bio-enhancing frequencies"

im sold! Hell i might even drink it my self to remove some negative memorys..

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_memory

 

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Water memory defies conventional scientific understanding of physical chemistry knowledge and is not accepted by the scientific community. .. Still

Shut up and take my money! :P

 

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I see this being good for aquatherapy hell with all its good vibes maybe these liberals won't mind us water boarding the terrorist

 

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LittleDabbie said:

Water memory defies conventional scientific understanding of physical chemistry knowledge and is not accepted by the scientific community. .. Still

Shut up and take my money! :p

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lil dabbies on a roll today. Lol Are you a lil slap happy from lack of sleep lol?

 

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First guy to consider this Viktor Schauberger (1885-1958).....http://schauberger.co.uk/

You can find a bunch of stuff on : "Structured water"
One being taken apart HERE
A DIY version HERE

 

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Im just gonna Pray to my water and maybe jesus will take all the bad memorys away and save me 499$ ;)

 

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Here is a proven method for increasing yields by 50%.....wait for it..... grow 50% more weedz :)
my water has alzheimers so it wont remember we talked about this :o

 

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Jesus isnt in business of saving you money...oh and here comes the collection plate now.
ZINGER

 

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sixstring said:

Here is a proven method for increasing yields by 50%.....wait for it..... grow 50% more weedz :)
my water has alzheimers so it wont remember we talked about this :eek:

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If you were as old as water you would have alzheimers too

 

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Considering selling holy water on ebay as a grow enhancer now..

Hey father please bless this 55 gallon drum would ya?

 

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Hail mary full of nutes

 

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G gnome said:

Hail mary full of nutes

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Its gonna be full of something alright ;)

 

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Just let me know once i cross the line. Its the only thing that can stop me.

 

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OMG!!!!!! You guys are on a roll. I had a feeling this thread would bring out some comments. I just ordered mine 5 minutes ago. My girls already grew another 2 inches just knowing that I was gonna bath em in jungle juice. LMAO

 

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@LittleDabbie your worm casting post was hilarious. :p