Once again, I tip my hat to my fellow gardeners and aficionados of the wild wood weed. Typical of a stoner, I lost my old handle in this forum, and when none of my email addresses worked to retrieve my original login details, I had no option but to commune with my ancestors in the spirit world for a while before returning from the Great Beyond with a whole new identity.

Below are pictures of my 2025 clone assembly line. Planted the mothers from seed back in June, and have been churning out clones, all in pure worm castings gathered free in the forest, for the past couple of months. Strains are Strawberry Tree, Strawberry Glue, Pineapple Express, Candyland, Cotton Candy, and Apples and Bananas, among other fragrant, high-THC selections. My neck of the woods is close to the Equator in the tropics, which means that these clones will flower right away when placed outdoors, year-round.

When the clones are five nodes tall, they get taken out in batches of ten, into a stealth outdoor grow spot that is hidden in plain sight. There, I use twigs to pin the stems down along the ground so the plants spread out like vines, which makes them almost impossible to spot.