Shamus
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I get off topic easy..i need to work on that.
here is something on topic
By The Paperboy May 17, 2013
IRS Hires 108,000 New Armed Agents
(PP)- Friday as Internal Revenue Service officials were grilled by House Republicans over the heavy handed big government agency’s ongoing abuse of power scandal, the IRS human services department quietly hired an additional 108,000 armed agents.
Obama administration officials said the move was not to shore up defenses at the already powerful federal bureaucracy, but an attempt to address the unemployment problem that has plagued the U.S. since President Barack Hussein Obama was elected.
“We considered hiring more teachers, firemen and police officers, but those positions take funds out of government bank accounts and IRS agents increase funds for important progressive programs to help needy Americans,” said a key White House intern.
“In times of economic hardship we need to draw sharp distinctions between new hires that will help government grow, and eliminate harmful positions that simply get in the way of rapid federal expansion.”
Newly hired IRS agents will undergo FBI training in the proper use of firearms, how to quietly enter private homes in the middle of the night, and techniques on subduing, handcuffing and transporting resistant taxpayers to ATM machines in federal government holding cells.
“Most people don’t trust IRS agents, but people need to realize the IRS agents don’t trust most taxpayers either… especially conservatives,” added the highly paid White House intern.
“The bottom line is that IRS agents need to do their jobs and get the cash. In order to do that without risking their lives agents need to be combat trained, and they won’t be issued firearms and ammunition until they can effectively take down an uncooperative taxpayer.”
“We can’t have IRS agents going around killing people by accident and taking them out of the workforce…. its counter productive,” added Obama’s intern.
The Palookaville Post has learned that firearms, ammunition and paddy-wagons for the new IRS agents will be provided by the Department of Homeland Security.
Last month the DHS was re-assigned to protect only governmental agencies and not private citizens after failing to protect any American’s health, well being, or civil rights.
after i read that i started cleaning my guns... this whole "armed agents taking you out of your houses in the middle of the night if you dont get obamacare" thing had me legitimately worried..
BUT
http://www.factcheck.org/2010/03/irs-expansion/
idk if this site has specific bias but it did seem to be one of the most logical.
131) specifically prohibits the IRS from using the liens and levies commonly used to collect money owed by delinquent taxpayers, and rules out any criminal penalties for individuals who refuse to pay the tax or those who don’t obtain coverage. That doesn’t leave a lot for IRS enforcers to do.
so if thats true.. AND this all stemmed from ron pauls inflated tale of a republicans committee's simple sentence of
"GOP Analysis, March 18: IRS may need to hire as many as 16,500 additional auditors, agents and other employees."
these guys are supposedly there to let business owner know that the federal government will pay 35 or 40% (dont remember) of your employees taxes...