That one continous rap thread.

[Danksnax]

Alright,
to get this thread started ill lay down the foundation and rules, First being to be speaking every word shown on the screen to accomplish the message of this fool.
after vocalized the second cites seating your ass and busting out a fat verse after you've puff-puff passed it is as simple as that,
wordplay is a great game for your brain to grow and develop, the third chapter of the trilogy states that any post you make must be delivered with rhymes, EVEN if your posting some potent shit talk on how no body wants to rap because you smoke moldy bowls of weed with caterpillar crap,
but yea anyways, BUST YOSELF A NICE N' FINE RAP.

 

[Seamaiden]

Um... I'm better at making up ditties. Sea shanties are my favorite. :D

 

[PaperStreet]

Huh now i got spongebob squarepants songs stuck in me head! :)

 

[Danksnax]

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Who lives on a forum doing a dittie!
SEA-MAI-DEN MODERATORPANTS!
Whos a shwashbuckling hootinany and smells like fish?
SEA-MAI-DEN MODERATORPANTS!
OHHHHHH
SEA-MAI-DEN MODERATORPANTS
SEA-MAIDEN MODERATORPANTS
SEAAAAAA MAAAAAIIIIDDDDEEEENNNN
MODERATOR
PAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!

Today's Episode:
Seaweed and Salty Bong Water

 

[dankworth]

Smoke homegrown oh no I'm stoned
Started with a pager puttin' quarters in pay telephones

 

[mastacheeser]

Great now dankworth is stoned to the bone

That fool just tried to eat his cellular phone

 

[Danksnax]

Cheeser you must be five,
I say that because he's using technology you've never seen in your life.

 

[Chronic Monster]

I hear master cheeser is a gay man pleaser.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm like Kramer when I smell a joint and I bust into your set.

 

[dankworth]

Can't catch me cause I smoke the evidence
Can't match me cause I been smoking fat bowls with Vince

 

[mastacheeser]

Danksnax chronic monster, gobble deez nuts like their the fountain of youth

But be careful, my shits made out of gold, you might chip a tooth

 

[SonOfDaMourning]

Say you got loud, ignore like a voice in my head but in all reality your just as broke as your bed.

 

[Shamus]

I might chip a tooth but these buckin hooves comin outta the gates a hell, boomin faster than Dell in the 90's, can't find these, bustin more bars than a rouge ATF got so much loud, I BEEN def

 

[Chronic Monster]

Talking about a chipped tooth, you're so aloof. But really cheeser you are a goof.
Shits made of gold you say, but you made no mention of the comment where I called you gay? Let's call today, national pyrite day. Which is fools gold( for the layman),or if your cheeser we just say the gayman.

 

[Danksnax]

Hey man, I can't tell if your weed is potent or shwag, everything that you post has some homosexual reference attached, not to be bashing but when was the last time you weren't hanging out with Oscar, in the trashcan banging like you were big bird's father, you grow weed like a toddler--shittybrown-- you don't belong as a farmer, so give me the honor of setting your ass afloat to the ocean alone where you can find a sinking ship to call your very own home.:cigar:

 

[Camdawg]

Camdawg cali native 3rd gen
grabbin beans like Grammys and im boyz to men
Lookin in the wallet couple duckets to spend
stroll through the bay one click away
divine new genetics droppin everyday
I roll faster than Eastwood rolls punks
Killin off mites with azamax dunks
what's in the trunks of my brand new beamers
packs of og and a bitch who's a screamer
I might seem a
little bit rigid and rough but my hoods frigid and tough no bending or flexing on my gangster stuff
woff woff you got a sweet bark best watch your words I don't sleep in the dark cuz my lights are on in the room and my mind left Platos cave and the suckers behind. Triple puff pass

 

[Camdawg]

Shit you all in need of schoolin
Not sure who you fuckin foolin
With that rhetoric thinkin had that third eye blinking
Yo shit stinkin more then the manure in my dirt
rhyme harder then yall since I was just a squirt
you ain't got a dis line that hurt yo best work
lackin vocab slack on clearing the dab
get your lungs a skirt

 

[motiv303]

Oh shit Camdawg just came with the heat, made the rest of ya'll look too small to sit at this table and eat. so go sit at the kiddy table in the corner, hang with your homie Little Jack Horner. 303 stayin filled to the gills with fire, lookin around my room some of ya'll would think theres a wildfire, but thats the White Fire. Your whack herb smells and tastes like a tire. Poetry comin from the city i roam so take this Denver hit to the dome, then pass, if not, ya got, No Class. Maybe its my turn to pass, i won't make this onslaught last plus im still laughing from chronic monster puttin mastacheeser's gay ass on blast.
lol. Motiv

 

[motiv303]

Yo Mama got a peg leg with a kickstand...

 

[mastacheeser]

Hey hey hey hey
Smoke weed every day

 

[deepthought]

I am a writer

A lyrical fighter

Traded a sword for a pen to make the world brighter


a world brighter


by the lamp of knowledge, the firelight

raise our voice, our fists as one tonight

all the wrongs been done, gotta make it right

new story to be sung, gotta sing it tight

we will bring a new dynamic

we will quell the rising panic

together we can bring a golden age

and make PEACE what once was rage