Dog Claims He Is Putin's Son

[Bluzboy]

This dog here claims to be Putin's son. I don't know or want to know what Putin does in his spare time even though CNN will speculate for us but I do believe this could create a serious political scandal for Putin. Fox news is reporting that it is just one of his broke cousins trying to extort money from him.
I'll let you Farmers make up your own minds on this one okay?
The Purposely Redundently Named "Crazy Mad Bluzboy"

 

[organicozarks]

So if I think the dog is pretty, does that make be gay? :)

 

[Bluzboy]

So if I think the dog is pretty, does that make be gay? :)

No, it does not unless you decide you want to be gay. It might however mean you could be a good fair and erudite judge at a dog show though.

 

[organicozarks]

I believe I would be a good judge at a dog show.

I might try making a career out of being a dog show commentator for ESPN.

My catch phrase could be something like, "I'd sure mount that bitch."

 

[Seamaiden]

How did the dog stake said claim? Putin is very amazing!

 

[organicozarks]

Putin can kill a bear with a buck knife, but I heard he is much gentler when laying naked on said bear rug.

Think the Notebook, but with vodka and a Russian accent. :)

 

[Seamaiden]

I haven't seen The Notebook, it looked waaayyy too chick-flick for my tastes, which run on a decidedly more somber note.

Putin! He poosh too leemeet, EVERY TIME! :D

Did you know he makes all the best archaeological discoveries? Even under water! He poosh to leemeet, every time.

 

[Bluzboy]

I sat through "The Notebook" once and it caused me to grow breasts that did not go away for about three weeks, pluck my eyebrows, my voice went up an octave, and I was crying at the drop of hat for about the same amount of time as well so from "the very unreal experience of actually watching it very stoned", I would have to agree with you Seamaiden to the nth degree on the "waaaaayyyyy toooo Chick-flick". Putin watches it once every couple of years to remember what crying is like according to some leaked NSA reports I read somewhere.

 

[Seamaiden]

LMAO!! And he's also got this short, but oh-so-sweet clip to mimic.


<scratch yer chin an' think on it a moment>

 

[Bluzboy]

LMAO!! And he's also got this short, but oh-so-sweet clip to mimic.


<scratch yer chin an' think on it a moment>

Oh my, I'm having Deja Vu, hope the breasts don't grow back. Just talking about "The Notebook" could cause relapse.
Thhhhe sniff, sniff, sob, Theeeeee Bluzzzzzzzzzzzboyyyyyyy, oh Goddddddd, why, why whyyyyyyyyyyyy?(sniff sob sniff, sniff)

 

[organicozarks]

LMAO!! And he's also got this short, but oh-so-sweet clip to mimic.


<scratch yer chin an' think on it a moment>

Shit sounded like a baby seal getting gang raped by a herd of Elephants.

Damn that was funny.

 

[PaperStreet]

I see the resemblance for sure! :)

 

[NaturalTherapy]

I don't know what I just read but I am laughing

 

[Bluzboy]

I don't know what I just read but I am laughing

Then I have accomplished my mission with this thread my good friend NT!!!! Man I am so looking forward to seeing you buddy. I got some Masari for you to take home that I think you and the wife are going to like this variety of Hash Plant very very much. Wonderful earthy and citric undertone in taste and aroma. Really really potent high but not a sleepy or couch potato high, very energetic lets do something, get something done kind of buzz while making my back, hip, and knee pain seem invisible literally.
Pals forever man, your friend and grower comrade The Bluzboy