Free authentic Family Guy "Quagmire" leopard print headboard

[Bluzboy]

Hey, here is an authentic Family Guy "Quagmire" leopard print head board and bed frame for free I found dumpster diving on the free section of Craigslist that's up for grabs if anybody wants it...... I'm looking for a authentic rare purple skunk striped hyenea print headboard but thought about settling on this one, but decided I would keep looking as it actually in a lot of feng shui karma like ways in color pallet collides/clashes with the 5 color Tie Dye paint job I just finished in my bedroom....so if there any takers I'll forward the Fort Collins address and Google map of where this authentic "Quagmire" gigolo stud's bed can be picked up from if any of you swinging levitated bachelors or bachelorettes are interested....
Interior Decorator Minded Bluzboy

 

[baba G]

giggity!

 

[Bluzboy]

giggity!

I think Burt Reynolds did a nude picture spread with this headboard for Cosmopolitan baba G back in the late 70's or early 80's I believe before Quagmire got it. Bet them leopard stripes on that headboard has got some high mileage on them so to speak. If I enlarged the picture you can see in the background the bonfire in a pit they made with the mattress and box springs burning in it with some guys in plastic CDC suits standing around it with a Quagmire like looking dude holding his crotch with one hand while with the other hand giving directions on where to put more gasoline......gigity....

 

[Myco]

LOL

 

[We Solidarity]

god I want it but I know it's probably been through more than I would ever want to know...plus there's nowhere to put handcuffs

 

[Bluzboy]

god I want it but I know it's probably been through more than I would ever want to know...plus there's nowhere to put handcuffs

According to the actual ad on CL, some guys new girlfriend was anxiously disposing of this bed claiming it belonged to her new beau's ex-wife.........no shit I kid you not, that was the long paragraph tag along story that went with the ad, ....so essentially a Fort Collins "Quagmire" or "Quagmire" impersonating dude, gets his new live in naïve young girl friend to get rid of his old party bed he claims was his ex-wife's which is a real good example of a classic Quagmire "got a new babe and say it was the ex wife/girlfriends and SHE, the new girlfriend. SHE needs to get rid of that old nasty naughty incriminating leopard skin headboard and bed unless She wants to sleep with HIM, the Fort Collins Quagmire dude, in his and his ex's previous old screw ponds and puddles of past conquests. My bet is some dude from Greeley(aka Stink Town) drove and picked that headboard and bed up to have something in his house that smelled different in aroma and really break up the monotony of three hundred thousands cow farts across the entire 1800 square feet of the inside of any house there in that city or to somebody from Greeley picked it up to aide in the prostitution and bordello's popping up for all those tired hard working oil and gas guys from the moral ethical Jesus driven and run states like Texas and Oklahoma. If you read the Greeley Tribune then you got to know any oil and gas guy's wives back in Texas or Oklahoma have STD tests kits they keep at home for their husbands return right behind the leopard skin headboard at home.

 

[Bluzboy]

I was born in Denison Texas everybody but raised in Montana so.... its okay for me to pick on Texas and Oklahoma, and I lived and breathed cow manure and rendering in Greeley for 24 years before I escaped to 20 miles north of Greeley in an unincorporated rural area.... which Greeley annexed and so now I'm back in fracking Greeley at least postal address wise, so its okay for me to make fun of that stinky fracking city for sure. So I hope I did not offend anyone from Texas, Oklahoma, or Greeley and if I did, well, what the fuck is wrong with you people ......creationism is not fucking science or even close to it....Greeleyites, My God can you not smell that shittttttt and it is not money, its shitttttttttt!!!!! And lay off busting hookers with guns drawn Greeley cops. Trojans in a purse are not a potential concealed weapon. Those ladies are just trying to make a living like the oil and gas guys that hire them.

 

[Bluzboy]

Okay, sorry, sounding off there after reading Greeley Fibune, back to the authentic Quagmire leopard skin headboard.
Crazy Bluzboy ....after Blue Dream, several javas, and some real good hashish made by brother Sirdabsalot.

 

[ZONER]

Hey, here is an authentic Family Guy "Quagmire" leopard print head board and bed frame for free I found dumpster diving on the free section of Craigslist that's up for grabs if anybody wants it...... I'm looking for a authentic rare purple skunk striped hyenea print headboard but thought about settling on this one, but decided I would keep looking as it actually in a lot of feng shui karma like ways in color pallet collides/clashes with the 5 color Tie Dye paint job I just finished in my bedroom....so if there any takers I'll forward the Fort Collins address and Google map of where this authentic "Quagmire" gigolo stud's bed can be picked up from if any of you swinging levitated bachelors or bachelorettes are interested....
Interior Decorator Minded Bluzboy

Don Cornelius called brother wants his bed back .... God rest him

 

[Bluzboy]

Don Cornelius called brother wants his bed back .... God rest him

Wow, like that current grow menu you got going there Zoner oh yeahhh man. I got Blue Dream, Dream Walker, Acapulco Gold X Area 91, Blue Afghan X Area 91, Panama Red X Medicine Man, Blue Afghan X Medicine Man(all 4 of those X's from seed created by Natural Therapy), Purple Jones, FrankenBeezy, Mambo(Homebrew420 creation), amd Lemon Sour Diesel and Double Danko (Bubba Kush x Denver Durbin backcrossed with a Bubba Kush x Denver Durbin)from eyecandi, and I got Rare Dankness' Moonshine Haze, and some The Truth, a Jamaican hybrid. That's what the Bluz is running currently in veg and bloom or both.
Love to run that sour grape x lifesaver man.
Bluz

 

[ZONER]

Damn BlueBoy did you empty yo bag of tricks out or what .... U get props from this old man .....Geez feel like I just got schooled ...Lol

 

[Bluzboy]

Damn BlueBoy did you empty yo bag of tricks out or what .... U get props from this old man .....Geez feel like I just got schooled ...Lol

My seed bank is a large collection of extraordinary magnitude in diversity from a variety of Master Breeders from right here out on the Farmer and in a Grower's Fellowship I was blessed to be invited to be a part of here in Mile High Country Zoner. I'm an old veteran who is a caregiver for other old veterans and so I try to grow a wide range of variety's in the garden at anyone time to fit the needs and tastes of my patient clients. I'm going ou, expiring, spending whatever revolutions around the sun I got left working the best job I ever had, as good a job as playing some burning boogie jump swing roadhouse rock and blues guitar on a great stage for a engaging appreciative audience, that's how much I love my job as a patient and caregiver grower for mostly ailing old farts like myself. Working my gardens is as good as being on any stage and my garden work provides personal joy that goes beyond any dollar/wage inspired value just like playing guitar does for me. Working my retirement job here in my gardens inspires serenity and generous benevolence in soul and spirit I never got from doing anything else. I love to sit in my bloom room and play slide blues for the ladies too. The ladies in my bloom room really like when I play Clapton's unplugged versions of "Let It Grow, After Midnight, and Wonderful Tonight" and finsh with "One Toke Over The Line" by I forgot actually,...but I noticed the ladies in the bloom room really do get more frosty and dank since I started serenading them.
The Tao of The Bluzboy Farmer and still occasionally working Bloom Room Slide Blues Mariachi Lady Cannabis Plants Acoustic Guitar Performance Artist

 

[ZONER]

My seed bank is a large collection of extraordinary magnitude in diversity from a variety of Master Breeders from right here out on the Farmer and in a Grower's Fellowship I was blessed to be invited to be a part of here in Mile High Country Zoner. I'm an old veteran who is a caregiver for other old veterans and so I try to grow a wide range of variety's in the garden at anyone time to fit the needs and tastes of my patient clients. I'm going ou, expiring, spending whatever revolutions around the sun I got left working the best job I ever had, as good a job as playing some burning boogie jump swing roadhouse rock and blues guitar on a great stage for a engaging appreciative audience, that's how much I love my job as a patient and caregiver grower for mostly ailing old farts like myself. Working my gardens is as good as being on any stage and my garden work provides personal joy that goes beyond any dollar/wage inspired value just like playing guitar does for me. Working my retirement job here in my gardens inspires serenity and generous benevolence in soul and spirit I never got from doing anything else. I love to sit in my bloom room and play slide blues for the ladies too. The ladies in my bloom room really like when I play Clapton's unplugged versions of "Let It Grow, After Midnight, and Wonderful Tonight" and finsh with "One Toke Over The Line" by I forgot actually,...but I noticed the ladies in the bloom room really do get more frosty and dank since I started serenading them.
The Tao of The Bluzboy Farmer and still occasionally working Bloom Room Slide Blues Mariachi Lady Cannabis Plants Acoustic Guitar Performance Artist

First of all I would like to thank both you and your friends for your service to this country. Secondly for your service to your patient/ clients and even though I'm out of ear shot those licks on the slide guitar .... A skill I wish I had learned . Peace Brother and "Sto Lat " in Polish it's usually a term sung on your birthday meaning may you live a hundred years or more.

 

[Bluzboy]

Thanks for the kind words Zoner and "Sto Lat" to you as well my fellow farmer brother!
Bluzboy