My Fave News Article Headlines.....proof Journalism Is Really Just A Comedy Career.....

[Bluzboy]

My fave news headlines that proves Journalism is a career field really just filled with wannabe comedians.... or idjits .....people incapable of actually writing anything coherent...or all three.....

 

[Bluzboy]

here are 8 more.....plus a Bluzboy selfie pic I took after dabbing that inspired actual levitation recently........got the clothes/outfit for Christmas from my Mom...I also included a picture of me dolphin surfing after dabbing on the Colorado Poudre River in Fort Collins on New Years Eve in the same clothes my Mom bought for me at Christmas.....both news worthy stories that local papers declined to cover....but they printed this other stuff...

 

[Tnelz]

My grandfather says we are surrounded by dolts and idiots. Lol. And how awesome is it u got to dolphin surf. I didn't even realize Colorado had dolphins. Lol. Respect brother.

 

[Bluzboy]

My grandfather says we are surrounded by dolts and idiots. Lol. And how awesome is it u got to dolphin surf. I didn't even realize Colorado had dolphins. Lol. Respect brother.

Oh yeah we got dolphins here in Colorado in the rivers.....you just got to get high enough to see them bro...I keep telling everybody but they just don't get high enough to see them..... fucking light weights...
Your grandpa is so right too Tnelz......that's why they never have a problem casting any of them "Jackass" movies or its TV show....people line up to prove that they are more stupid that the guys in front and behind them in the casting line for that show and its movies...Colorado is even went and elected some to Congress like Ken Buck and Cory Gardner, dolts on the public dole for 6 figures and free health care, complaining and pontificating about poor people on the public dole and poor people getting free health care like they do.....
So two big thumbs up to your Grandpa's sage and erudite analysis of human beings we are surrounded by and lead by Tnelz...

 

[william76]

Yep,your granpas right!all the best,76

 

[happy b]

Oh man!i havnt laughed like that in ages.absoloutley hilarious. Homeless survive winter....now what? So funny.thanks for that bluzboy that put a smile on my face.

 

[Bluzboy]

Oh man!i havnt laughed like that in ages.absoloutley hilarious. Homeless survive winter....now what? So funny.thanks for that bluzboy that put a smile on my face.

My pleasure happy b! My favorite thing besides rolling or loading a pipe and smoking it, is laughing! Laughter is precious and I am glad I was able to bring you some today!

 

[LittleDabbie]

Every single one of those editors should be fired rofl...