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What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
 
What ya call a man with leaves on his head and a bogey hanging out his nose?.....Russel crowe
 
Well, once upon a time, there was this redneck who decided to go hunting. After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it. He fires one shot, but misses. The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!" But the redneck says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass." So after the bear is done with the redneck, the redneck says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time. The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!" And the redneck says "no, I dropped my gun and it went off again". The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick." So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and the redneck is real mad and fires a third time.? But again he misses." So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
 
What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?


A Spaghetto.
 
Tommy goes round paddy's house for a quiet drink, while sat there paddy asks Tommy to go upstairs and fetch his slippers, Tommy goes ahead but walking down the hallway spots his 18yr old twin daughters in bed naked...Tommy quickly acts and wakes the girls saying their father paddy has granted permission to fuck both of them, the daughters don't believe him and want confirmation..so Tommy shouts down to paddy hey was it both of em? Paddy replies ...well there's no point in fuckin 1 is there
 
The last one for tonight


Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?


... Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done...
 
wha gwan @tricky did u make the jerk chicken?
 
took some macca ginger and ginsign
 
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the ones who can run, jump, or swim have already crossed the border.
Grrrr....and getting good stamps and government assistance...chaps my ass...
 
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