The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[Limonene]

Silly jokes and dirty jokes are me fave

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

 

[Toaster79]

What do you call a Scotsman with diarrhea?

 

[Limonene]

What do you call a Scotsman with diarrhea?

dunno!

 

[Toaster79]

Bravefart

 

[ghettogrower]

Lool

 

[Limonene]

Bravefart

oh dear!

 

[Limonene]

How do you embarrass an archeologist?

 

[Toaster79]

Did you hear about the winner of the English beauty contest?

 

[Limonene]

How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

 

[Toaster79]

How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Hit me

 

[Toaster79]

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Geez

Lmfao

 

[Limonene]

Did you hear about the winner of the English beauty contest?

go on then!

 

[Toaster79]

Me neither

 

[ghettogrower]

Boooooo

 

[Toaster79]

Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?

 

[ghettogrower]

No?

 

[Toaster79]

Now she does business on the side

 

[ghettogrower]

How dya make a prozzies toes curl?.....fuck her with her tights on

 

[ghettogrower]

Lol I don't get it toast thick cunt I know

 

[ghettogrower]

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?.....tequila