The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[Toaster79]

Morning men, todays my 14th anniversary! !!!!

Congrats buddy!

So you married your high school honey :D

Take it easy bro, you got lots to celebrate today ;)

 

[Desertboy]

So you married your high school honney :D

It's America so it was his cousin obviously ;)

 

[Toaster79]

It's America so it was his cousin obviously ;)

Nevertheless it all stays in the family

:cry::cry::cry:

 

[G gnome]

Congrats buddy!

So you married your high school honney :D

Take it easy bro, you got lots to celebrate today ;)

No I married somebody elses high school sweetheart haha. I stole her away

Droppin the kids off at grandma's. I reserved a hotel rm for us.... heres the boom boom rm.....

 

[Toaster79]

No I married somebody elses high school sweetheart haha. I stole her awayView attachment 613504

Droppin the kids off at grandma's. I reserved a hotel rm for us.... heres the boom boom rm.....

Hahahaha what an arse :cry::cry::cry:

Looks fantastic. Wish you both a great time!

 

[G gnome]

Hahahaha what an arse :cry::cry::cry:

Looks fantastic. Wish you both a great time!

German style toast GERMAN

 

[Desertboy]

No I married somebody elses high school sweetheart haha. I stole her awayView attachment 613504

Droppin the kids off at grandma's. I reserved a hotel rm for us.... heres the boom boom rm.....

In the UK we would call you a cunt but don't worry we would also elect you to parliament and put you in charge of our economy ;)

If you were truly retarded 52% of the population would vote for you lol

 

[Toaster79]

German style toast GERMAN

It's the only right way to do it ;)

 

[Desertboy]

Larfarge is a coward you're going to campaign for us to leave he should stick it out now that we have but he's got a villa in Spain to retire to lol.

Obviously a racist cunt but it's UKIP so they have plenty of bigots to take his place.

this time in the right thread lol sorry Toaster I'll get you some crumpets to make up for it lol.

 

[Desertboy]

German style toast GERMAN

Can we have German toast American style?

 

[Toaster79]

Can we have German toast American style?

Sure pal! I'll take you from behind and gnome's gonna take you from the front. We'll both smear some mayo to reduce the friction ;)

 

[Desertboy]

Sure pal! I'll take you from behind and gnome's gonna take you from the front. We'll both smear some mayo to reduce the friction ;)

I got fucked up the ass last week by the UK electorate so I'm still pretty loose ;)

 

[Toaster79]

I got fucked up the ass last week by the UK electorate so I'm still pretty loose ;)

So no mayo then? :crying2:

 

[Desertboy]

So no mayo then? :crying2:

My nan used to say Mayo goes with everything although I doubt that's what she had in mind lol

 

[Toaster79]

My nan used to say Mayo goes with everything although I doubt that's what she had in mind lol

Lmfao

Sure hope that's not what she had in mind. On the other hand they didn't know lube in her times ;)

 

[Desertboy]

Lmfao

Sure hope that's not what she had in mind. On the other hand they didn't know lube in her times ;)

Vaseline has been around for years just ask Manc ;)

 

[Toaster79]

Vaseline has been around for years just ask Manc ;)

I don't think he got lucky enough to use any ;)

 

[Desertboy]

I don't think he got lucky enough to use any ;)

It's wrong to think of it like that Manc might have got lucky but I think of that poor poor woman who's owed a few lottery wins lol ;)

 

[jumpincactus]

God dang you guyz are a tough crowd over here. LMAO

 

[Desertboy]

God dang you guyz are a tough crowd over here. LMAO

We're just English and G Gnome is obviously a gnome but a very very angry one ;)