Curmudgeonland...home Of The Old Farts Club

[Yard dog]

ya'll messed up. if'n we going to post some wemons lets post some high class mud wrangling girls... wonder how long it took to get the mud out the cracks.....

 

[Hippie]

They sho do look cute, but dey muddy asses ain't gittin' in MY van! Have to herd 'em to the car wash and hose 'em off.

 

[dilligaf]

Thanks Stone :D Yeah its gonna be hard when hes gone been part of the family for so long..

Other than my wife our dogs are the only family i have..best wishes to you

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[FenderSuper]

Other than my wife our dogs are the only family i have..best wishes to you

D

Other than my partner, our cats are my only family. I'm a cat person.

 

[dilligaf]

Other than my partner, our cats are my only family. I'm a cat person.

I did forget to mention we have 2 feral cats..we can pet them but dont try to pick one up..stitches will be needed

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[Yard dog]

i have 4 cats and three dogs. i had to put my foot down last week, mrs. dog was trying to bring home a damn german shepherd. to add to the great dane, beagal, and pitbull already in the yard. 30 pounds of dog food a week is to much for me, last thing i need is another.

 

[dilligaf]

We got 7 chihuahuas inside..wife cooks them chicken every day..they family

D

 

[yooper420]

OK, all you old farts, I gotta a few things to say.
Pot porn will always be welcome. Like someone said it`s the grow journals that get posted on here. I`m as guilty as anybody on this account. I will do better in the future.
Several of you old farts have asked about my wife, so here goes the latest. Not really any change. Her cast goes from her toes to her groin and I have to assist her to get out of the chair to take a piss or anything. She is confined to her recliner, with a commode next to her. I built a frame to raise the chair up 4', that helps quite a bit. Thanks for asking about her and your kind words are much appreciated. Us old farts gotta support each other.
No serious politics will be discussed here, start your own thread for that. A good jab at one of `em will be tolerated, but that`s it.
This thread is quite long now and it`s not gonna die, if I can help it. Lately, I have not been able to spend much time on here because of the amount of time it takes to care for her.
These are not hard and fast rules, just use some common sense, if ya got any.
Now it`s time to "burn a bowl". Puffin` and passin` time old farts.

 

[Hippie]

Yoop is wise. Good call, Bro.

 

[mendel]

I did forget to mention we have 2 feral cats..we can pet them but dont try to pick one up..stitches will be needed

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We call em highline cats, you gotta be high to pick one up.

 

[mendel]

Im going to town boys, wish me luck.

 

[Hippie]

I've got two. You can pick up Fuzzybutt, roll her on her back, and walk to the bridge and back. Blue? She's smaller, feels like you grabbed a chunk of cord wood, you DON'T roll her on her back, and you don't hold her for more than two steps or you'd better have your flavor cross matched and on tap at the local hospital.

 

[Yard dog]

i got an orange boy, i can flip him on his back and rub his back and belly at the same time. he eats it up, but if my wife tries to hold him he won't have it, it tears me up. lol he loves me to no end, yet won't allow her to touch him most times. he sleeps with the pit some nights.
its almost quittin time, i got a doobie rolled and waiting in the car. I got my car fixed, thermostat was starting to stick, 9 bucks and we back on the road. i have over 450,000 miles on this honda with no major repairs yet, even the slushbox transmission is original. i guess i like Honda's, i have three generations of them. and NO, i do not have any fart can's on my cars. probly a good thing kids drive these imports, they think 125 horsepower is fast. lol, i have an old big block camaro i drive to work a few times a year, i always have a guy picked out to take on a ride at lunch. rice burners don't step the rear tires out at 85 mph. Nothing has compared to a high hp bike though, you ain't been fast till you top a rise on the road running 160 and the front tire lifts up, riding the rear tire for a hundred yards down the back side of the hill. that is fast. and slightly stoopid too. Kinda like dope, you might remeober the fast crazy times, but you are too smart to go back again.

 

[Yard dog]

They sho do look cute, but dey muddy asses ain't gittin' in MY van! Have to herd 'em to the car wash and hose 'em off.

when they are that dirty, you dont take em home, might as well bed down in a ditch somewheres

 

[Grower13]

when they are that dirty, you dont take em home, might as well bed down in a ditch somewheres

you'd go home to mama with dirt on your.........

 

[dilligaf]

I got to cut grass when i get home..anyone else still cutting grass..mine hasnt stopped growing for the winter in 3 years

D

 

[Hippie]

when they are that dirty, you dont take em home, might as well bed down in a ditch somewheres

Take 'em home? Naw, the Old Hen'd just whoop my ass and make me take 'em back, and I'd still have a muddy van.

 

[Hippie]

I'm SICK of smoking weed! Gonna switch off to hash instead.:)

 

[Sunbaked]

-I may be done smoking it. My new vape has me spoiled . Pax 2 is the best thing I have bought for myself since I got my golf buddy. And I don't have to worry about the other condo residents smelling my joints anymore.
No politics, that's why I left MP also. I don't care ,left, or right. Give us at least a year free of it.

 

[Hippie]

Amen.

That Pax2 use separate batteries, or do you charge it through a mini USB cable?