Curmudgeonland...home Of The Old Farts Club

[G gnome]

Yes you got it mate!

Thats what 4 hrs+ a day one the uk thread for the last 2 yrs will do to a guy.....plus the saxon ancestry as well

 

[giggy]

Well you bloks can now use the word fag in another way mates. Who still smokes fags?

 

[G gnome]

Well you bloks can now use the word fag in another way mates. Who still smokes fags?

I do damn things are harder to kick than herion

 

[Hippie]

Morning, Gents. Why's everybody talking like a fucking limey?

 

[Grower13]

Who the hell fishes in their underpanties?

I'm thinking about trying after goggling it..........

 

[G gnome]

Morning, Gents. Why's everybody talking like a fucking limey?

Do u know why thyre called limeys? Cuz they useta take limes w them on their ships to prevent scurvy. True story. Idk why i know that

 

[G gnome]

I'm thinking about trying after goggling it..........
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Id like to gaff her!!!!

 

[mendel]

 

[Grower13]

 

[mendel]

 

[Grower13]

 

[G gnome]

Nice trolling motor!!!

 

[G gnome]

That was murder to watch. Most awkward casts i ever seen.....cudnt tell whether she was left or right handed.


Peacock bass look lime a bass raped a lake perch haha

 

[G gnome]

my southern accent is to strong to type British..........
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Southern accents are an evolution of english accents....most southerners are of english decent. If u listen closely they sound similar imo. My one side of the family are all from wv and theyre all english

 

[giggy]

Gnome lay them down and walk away but if you not ready to quit then you won't. I quit when i was 27 and stayed quit for 19 1/2 years then lighting fireworks for the grandkids with a cigar i started smoking them. One night i was out of cigars and grabbed one of the ol lady's cigs and was back on them. I guess i smoked 2 to 3 years again. When they started the fire safe cigs i didn't like the taste so i quit again. Haven't looked back either.

 

[G gnome]

Gnome lay them down and walk away but if you not ready to quit then you won't. I quit when i was 27 and stayed quit for 19 1/2 years then lighting fireworks for the grandkids with a cigar i started smoking them. One night i was out of cigars and grabbed one of the ol lady's cigs and was back on them. I guess i smoked 2 to 3 years again. When they started the fire safe cigs i didn't like the taste so i quit again. Haven't looked back either.

I used to notice fire safe cigs tastes were awful but like a real trooper i stuck w it...now i dont even notice the horrible taste haha.....yeah ur right i gotta quit was out disc golfin yesterday and was winded from walking fucking terrible. .....plus side i kicked ass in golf tho and my partner got a hole in one!!! Thats what she sed haha

 

[Grower13]

Southern accents are an evolution of english accents....most southerners are of english decent. If u listen closely they sound similar imo. My one side of the family are all from wv and theyre all english

what the bloody hell?........ if you say so........ hand me that "billy" ........ let's "Bill-UP"........ and get "Boxed" you fuckers.

 

[G gnome]

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Thats fuckin hot!!!

 

[G gnome]

what the bloody hell?........ if you say so........ hand me that "billy" ........ let's "Bill-UP"........ and get "Boxed" you fuckers.

Just my opinion. .....makes sense to me...?

 

[mendel]

Lets throw some shrimp on the barby.........fuck wrong continenet