Worst growing advice ever!

[purpleberry]

What you never grown before? Ya go ahead and buy this hydro system you will be fine. lol Grow shops keep trying to sell my freinds hydro sysytems and i have to talk them out of it.

 

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Equivelant watts

 

[Sirius]

If you want that real cherry lemon flavor just use cherry lemonade concentrate a week before you harvest. roughly 1 part lemonade concentrate to 10 parts water.

 

[forehead]

DUDE!..you gotta BOIL the roots!.

 

[Sirius]

only boil the roots if your harvesting early because it will push all the THC to the outside of the plant. you can actually harvest two weeks early this way! and whats even better is you dont even have to do a water cure.

 

[chrometrichs]

I like the high speed light spinner, mount this device with duct tape to your ceiling and watch how effectively this device chops all your plants in half as it comes crashing to the ground. Trimmer and a light spinner that could potentially decapitate me and its only 2k, I'm hoping for a bulk discount.

 

[Blaze]

Some of the dumbest ones that I've heard are actually quite common practice:

*Prune your roots every week ; cutting all the tips off helps them up-take nutrients faster.

*Hanging the plant upside down makes all the THC flow to the outside and increase the number of crystals.

*Piss on your plants to give them extra N and make them grow faster.

*Flush with vanilla extract (or fruit juice or soda or beer etc.) will give your plants extra flavor.

*Water curing. (Yes, I've tried it. It is retarded; enough said)

*Pouring boiling water on your plants will increase potency and make it cure better.

*Use nothing but Advanced Nutrients products. (Quite possibly the dumbest advice one could give)

*Flushing and curing has no effect on the finished product.

*Using a microwave or oven to dry you buds.

 

[chrometrichs]

The rotating hydro wheel, whats nice about this device is the ability to shower your plants with rich nutrient solution as the plants rotate upside down. For maximum nutrient absorption I recommend removing the cool tube, letting the nutrient solution rain all over your plants and bulbs. Similar to rotisserie chicken, plants need to be soaked in their nutrient solution and cooked thoroughly to release the flavor crystals hidden inside....

 

[Sirius]

Purple bud is the best.

 

[chrometrichs]

the more purple the better

 

[shamus dolan]

after harvest if you hang your plants upside down all the thc will run to the buds.......ok, you all did it! dont lie...lol

 

[hubcap]

*Piss on your plants to give them extra N and make them grow faster.

the N supplied by urea IS beneficial to plants.

HOWEVER....the other additives in human piss isnt all that groovy. let alone the acidity.
also, N is used mostly in the vegetative phase of MJs growth cycle, so, i guess, in essense, it (the N supplied by urea) IS actually assisting growth.

dont know if id go as far as to say "piss on your plants to make em grow faster" but i think we all get my drift.

people take "adding urea" and "piss on your plants" as the same thing..........


anyways. just sayin.

 

[Malachi]

Really small dark seeds are female, and the big pale looking ones are male, so don't waste your time growing out the big ones ...

 

[sky high]

A couple i remember from WAYYY back

2 weeks before harvest you should split the main stem just above ground level and stick a rock in the split. This will increase THC

To cure your pot you need window screen, a cooler, and dry ice.

to make hash you mix pine resin and crumbled leaves together

LSD damages chromosomes (just had to say that..it was SOOO prevelent in the day)

 

[rob 146]

sure fix for over watering , flush plants three days in a row

 

[Budhog]

Make sure to spray Neem right before lights come on. This will allow the Neem to dry faster.

 

[Moe Danks]

Be sure to top your plants every 2weeks in flower so the buds can come back bigger and more potent.

 

[0MEGA]

my friend, if i could call them that...
anyways he was telling me to get dank you have to put hash on a needle and poke the buds alot when they are young so when they grow the hash will be all over.....

 

[JollyGreen]

I got one guys... How bout letting your dogs in your grow room!

 

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Phototron's - the last piece of grow equipment you will ever need.